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Brandon

@chubskgun.bsky.social
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Winner of the 7th grade science fair in Geology. But I make food.

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Brandon @chubskgun.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My day now ends with back-to-back-to-back meetings- a full Emanski!
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Brandon @chubskgun.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
@lentesta.bsky.social probably going to be a common question this week, but with Magic of Disney Animation now opening in Sept, is WDW going to pull some lever for August or are they okay with it being a VERY light month?
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Brandon @chubskgun.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
We’re staring a biblically accurate Ball Don’t Lie right in the face, unfortunately
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Brandon @chubskgun.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
People want to believe there is some vast untapped profit for upselling in a drive thru when people either order in an app or are ordering the same meal they have for 40 years like 90% of the time bsky.app/profile/thev...
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Brandon @chubskgun.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Getting dragged into a meeting so we can suss out who @bencollins.bsky.social ‘s source is Thankfully, they don’t know about the Old Bay eyedrops yet bsky.app/profile/theo...
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Brandon @chubskgun.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
@actioncookbook.com I spent the last half hour trying to see if someone attempted this to no avail, so: dessert confit byaldi It feels like a tarte tatin variant? I’m not sure what fruits to include (apple, pear, strawberry?), just hoping this is dumb and dad enough of an idea to get you going
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Brandon @chubskgun.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Credit to Ben, this is much better (Probably could use one less person at the desk, and slightly fewer beige sartorial choices, but still) bsky.app/profile/benj...
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Brandon @chubskgun.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Begging ESPN to have a draft feed that does not show anything on stage and just has, like, @minakimes.bsky.social @benjaminsolak.bsky.social and @billbarnwell.com talking while the name pops up I don’t need fans, former players and punters trying to do 60 seconds of crowd work
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Brandon @chubskgun.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
At a local college for a basketball game, and the band just went from the CBS CBB theme to Roundball Rock to the Sportscenter theme. *chefs kiss*
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Brandon @chubskgun.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Terry only knows like five people and is afraid to hire anyone new. This is fine.
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Brandon @chubskgun.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
That picture of Mendoza diving will hang in every bar in Indiana until the end of time
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Brandon @chubskgun.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
McDermott blowing all of his timeouts and having the backup backup safety immediately victimized for a TD is pretty much the worst case Bills scenario
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Brandon @chubskgun.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Someone hit Joe Brady’s shock collar when he calls mesh from here on out
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Brandon @chubskgun.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Bills playing like they want McDermott tarmac’d
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Brandon @chubskgun.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Penn State’s problems encapsulated in one play bsky.app/profile/dani...
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Brandon @chubskgun.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
If Penn State’s offense could be just baseline competent, they could win this thing Can’t wait to lose 14-10
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Brandon @chubskgun.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
I’ve started reading McDaniel quotes in a Werner Herzog voice bsky.app/profile/prof...
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Brandon @chubskgun.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Lamar/Henry averaged a combined 10 YPC, Flowers had 140 yards, the Ravens had one turnover and led nearly the entire game. And the Bills won. I am so happy and so confused.
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Brandon @chubskgun.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Glad we finally got an exorcism for That Dallas Game
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Brandon @chubskgun.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Dabo and Mike Gundy faceplanting at the same time?! [sun shines a little brighter]
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Brandon @chubskgun.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Oh wow AI now has basic Excel table functionality
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Brandon @chubskgun.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Kid wants French fries at 10 am is the fatherhood Kobayashi Maru
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Brandon @chubskgun.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Every time ESPN has Kiper talk about Sanders now, this is all I see
Bernie Kropp, making a point
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Brandon @chubskgun.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
This place really is going all out to capture the vibe of 2010 Twitter
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Brandon @chubskgun.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
[College Gameday, Aug 30th] CORSO, FINISHING A LONG MONOLOGUE: …and that’s what this job, this place and these people [turns, crowd cheers] have meant to me. This has been the opportunity of a lifetime. PAT MCAFEE, STILL COVERED IN FILTH AFTER DIVING THROUGH A CHAIN OF PORTAPOTTIES: vibes dahn bad
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Brandon @chubskgun.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
🎶start the car I know a wacky spot Where the piano’s cold But the gin is hot
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Brandon @chubskgun.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
The Worst Trend In Attention Grabbing Headlines For Unneeded Stories (It’s Really Annoying!)
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Brandon @chubskgun.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
META: and we’ll make the two most engaging comments appear under every post with no way to hide them, this will drive metrics and user eng- EVERY SINGLE TOP COMMENT: nice try diddy
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Brandon @chubskgun.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
This scorebug suuuuuuuuuuucks
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Brandon @chubskgun.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
media.tenor.com
bart simpson is looking at a cake that says at least you tried
ALT: bart simpson is looking at a cake that says at least you tried
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Brandon @chubskgun.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Penn State is just always the Washington Generals in games that are instant classics
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Brandon @chubskgun.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Every ball Allar threw was a foot or three off target all night
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Brandon @chubskgun.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Holding is just straight up legal for both teams dang
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Brandon @chubskgun.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Having all the momentum and not doing enough with it ✅ Blowing a two score lead in less than a quarter ✅ Coming out of the half flat as all hell ✅ We’re really doing it
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Brandon @chubskgun.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
There’s a beauty to Apple News’ Conversation Starters featuring an article about men struggling to start text conversations
The Atlantic’s “The Agony of Texting With Men”, about guys’ struggle to text with dudes
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Brandon @chubskgun.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Boise is aware they’re down by three scores right
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Brandon @chubskgun.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
That TD pass by PSU was a perfect encapsulation of why the skycast is the best alt broadcast. You could see what Allar saw! Fabulous.
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Brandon @chubskgun.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
The Penn State Big Game Experience™️
Seth Meyers, progressively going from content to concerned to dismayed while wearing blue and white
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Brandon @chubskgun.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Death Taxes James Franklin losing a game against a top 5 opponent by precisely one score
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Brandon @chubskgun.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Wicked: that was 1) a blueprint on how to make a movie musical in 2024 2) a got-dang testament to how much better a movie looks with actual sets instead of The Volume
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Brandon @chubskgun.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
We gotta get @homefield.bsky.social posting over here
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Brandon @chubskgun.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Features I would like here: - Ability to mute reposts on a per account basis - When refreshing the feed, keep the feed where I left off and let me scroll up to present time (These may exist, I cannot find them)
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Brandon @chubskgun.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
If we can just get official team accounts and- very specifically- Onward State to move here.
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Brandon @chubskgun.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Summing up so, so many thoughts: this all feels like lessons that were learned in ‘04.
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Brandon @chubskgun.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
Weird Taboola ads are now just becoming future @treblaw.bsky.social posts
…is the answer drugs
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Brandon @chubskgun.bsky.social · 06/09/2024
@actioncookbook.bsky.social pretty sure I know how this story ends
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Brandon @chubskgun.bsky.social · 24/11/2023
Old Navy has a section for Fundies, which implies the existence of HumDrumdies
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Brandon @chubskgun.bsky.social · 28/10/2023
Penn State’s offense is Capital-B Broken
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Brandon @chubskgun.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
James Franklin putting on a Big Game James masterclass - punt on 4th and 1 from midfield - run a double pass into the short side of the field - 0-12 on third down (so far) - finally go for it on 4th and 3 in the 4th and get nowhere close to a completion
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Brandon @chubskgun.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
I already have a friend in Philly that named a child Harper and I have a hunch that in a few months there will be several thousand more
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