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🌎Kuma Burrger💫

@chubbyhusbandos.bsky.social
75 followers 94 following 320 posts

What’s up? It’s your burr, Kuma! I’m just your local Dork, Dweeb, Dingus and Doofus. 27, Gay, single (not looking). 🔞ADULT SWIM 24/7🔞

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🌎Kuma Burrger💫 @chubbyhusbandos.bsky.social · 3h
When you get up from the workout bench and there’s ballsweat stain
Fat gay little rodent gasping
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🌎Kuma Burrger💫 @chubbyhusbandos.bsky.social · 11h
What straight “forbidden love” authors think will happen if a Hockey player and a Ballerina start dating
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🌎Kuma Burrger💫 @chubbyhusbandos.bsky.social · 12h
Another day, huh
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its_ColdPizza @itscoldpizza.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
snorlax big bellay
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そーちゃん @sawch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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🌎Kuma Burrger💫 @chubbyhusbandos.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When I was a kid I misheard the opening line to Nickelback’s Animals. In the original song he says “I’m driving black on black”, and I heard “I’m driving like I’m black”, and I thought I was so educated thinking “that’s racist, is he saying that black people drive differently than white people?”
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🌎Kuma Burrger💫 @chubbyhusbandos.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Grilled cheese… Grill me a cheese…
A grilled cheese sandwich with pepper jack and Parmesan on the inside, encased in a layer of a three cheese blend, with avocado oil as a substitute for butter. Add a dash of salt or crushed red pepper on the inside for an extra kick :3c
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🌎Kuma Burrger💫 @chubbyhusbandos.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
First day back at the gym 😮‍💨 both gyms nearby were down to install new equipment so I had to go across town just to start strong. But I did it! The training arc begins ☺️
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🌎Kuma Burrger💫 @chubbyhusbandos.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
💀
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Tali @talidraws.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Goldie sketch page to warm-up~
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🌎Kuma Burrger💫 @chubbyhusbandos.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m so good at games
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Holly Bear ʕ 👁️ ᴥ👁️ʔ 🎃🦇 @bearhybrid.art · 05/10/2026
Horse chestnut??? More like BIG BEAR BUTT! 🍑✨
A photo of a large horse chestnut (conker) with bear features drawn on it
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🌎Kuma Burrger💫 @chubbyhusbandos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You know the YouTube drama is tea when even fans are bringing up age of consent laws and that their detractors are “BPD foids” or “gay furry degenerates” 👀
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the cooler alexa @ninjacat.moe · 28/09/2026
wolf link from Twilight Princess, a poe soul is edit to be a plush ball and the text is edited to say "playin wit my baul"
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🌎Kuma Burrger💫 @chubbyhusbandos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Daddy’s drinking pastaaaaa
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Glaz @glazfox.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bears Bears Bears
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🌎Kuma Burrger💫 @chubbyhusbandos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ANYWAYS. Finally got some replacement nibs for my wacom’s stylus! I’m hoping that I’ll be more motivated to draw now, since the one I’ve been using has been sharpened and squeaks whenever I drew specific angles. So idk, furry ass in the future maybe?
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🌎Kuma Burrger💫 @chubbyhusbandos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I can’t stand it when some 🚬 talks up how much they love “experimental” music like Hyperpop but refuse to listen to rap. “But the lyrics are about objectifying women” you listen to someone banging toasters together and screaming about doing ketamine. You can handle Queen Latifa, you silly cracker
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🌎Kuma Burrger💫 @chubbyhusbandos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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🌎Kuma Burrger💫 @chubbyhusbandos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Old THOT Next Door (2020)
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Tigburr : Pantry Punisher => MFF @burnedoutparadise.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Full up and expand this tank. #gainer #grommr
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🌎Kuma Burrger💫 @chubbyhusbandos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gay people
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Sebastián Franchini @zebes.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Zabel / Lord Raptor
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Buttz @gimmechubboipls.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm not a fan of amazon, but I'm really desperate. If you can help with some of the food or basic necessities on the list (list is old so it has wants further down), that would be amazing www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
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🌎Kuma Burrger💫 @chubbyhusbandos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Who up eating they apples
Lighter (original) hair versionDarker hair alt
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Rockin'Leo @sandstonelion.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Jerk constantly eating anything and anyone
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Sol @racesolar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
BearSol caught Fat Bear Week just in time,, or was it Biceptember? Biceptembear...
BearSol flexing one big, soft arm, holding a takeout bag in his other hand
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Purplecider @purplecider.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
fatboy for this sunday
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JT Wolf @youcrazyforthis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Real
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🌎Kuma Burrger💫 @chubbyhusbandos.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m debating on changing the fursona up again… I think the blue fur is just too many of the same colors? I might make him orange or cream colored, I dunno yet 😅
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🌎Kuma Burrger💫 @chubbyhusbandos.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I need to queen out with her
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🌎Kuma Burrger💫 @chubbyhusbandos.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Pumpkin season gang
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🌎Kuma Burrger💫 @chubbyhusbandos.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gotta go back to the gym tomorrow 😒 I should probably start posting tummy whenever I do so I’m not tempted to take a “break” again lolllll
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🌎Kuma Burrger💫 @chubbyhusbandos.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Leda’s route in Fortune’s Weave
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🌎Kuma Burrger💫 @chubbyhusbandos.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Pardon?
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🌎Kuma Burrger💫 @chubbyhusbandos.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Release the Mahdel List to the public
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Tigburr : Pantry Punisher => MFF @burnedoutparadise.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just on the way to steal from the rich and give to the poor NBD. Little John needed some love. Happy Fat Bear Week.
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🌎Kuma Burrger💫 @chubbyhusbandos.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There are two wolves inside me
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its_ColdPizza @itscoldpizza.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
batmaaaan
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Mat (Everything hurts even my toes) @monsieurpanda.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Wake up early and tackle the day before it tackles you. Good morning, Roméo 🐻
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🌎Kuma Burrger💫 @chubbyhusbandos.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Idk if it’s a hot take but grilled pb&j is kinda nasty. It’s just too goopy and sweet to enjoy hot 😅
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🌎Kuma Burrger💫 @chubbyhusbandos.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The joys of having a massive backlog of games to play: if the game sucks, you can replay one of your favorites as a reward for finishing 20+ hours of absolute cheeks 🤪
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🌎Kuma Burrger💫 @chubbyhusbandos.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Doing better today, sorry for all of that ✌️
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🌎Kuma Burrger💫 @chubbyhusbandos.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Life would be so much easier if I was loud and explosive. I wish I could go to a rage room and throw things then magically feel better. But those “things” were made by hand. I can’t stomach breaking it. I feel like my head is going to explode, but the sound would startle someone. I can’t do that.
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🌎Kuma Burrger💫 @chubbyhusbandos.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sorry for the vagueposting. I had a friend breakup and I guess I’m still getting through some feelings. But it’s okay, it’s already over and I’ll get sick of moping eventually 😅 be back to the regularly scheduled kumaposting soon ✌️
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🌎Kuma Burrger💫 @chubbyhusbandos.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Finally done with the day. I guess I could feel a lot worse right now.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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MunchNsfw🔞 @munchnsfw.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ackkkkkkkkfuckitttttttt yknowhat Tomblathers frotting send post
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Kyoni @sunskunk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Screenshot of Sylvester the Cat from Loneey Tunes with an incorrect auto-caption reading "oh suffer and suck ass"
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Lucky ✨ @lucky.mastodon.nz.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
the French titles for Pokemon Winds and Pokemon Waves are making me laugh like an idiot. me when i'm posting about my virtual critters but i'm a little toxic about it
Pokemon VentsPokemon Vagues
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