🌎Kuma Burrger💫 @chubbyhusbandos.bsky.social · 3hWhen you get up from the workout bench and there’s ballsweat stain 020
🌎Kuma Burrger💫 @chubbyhusbandos.bsky.social · 11hWhat straight “forbidden love” authors think will happen if a Hockey player and a Ballerina start dating 030
Reposted by 🌎Kuma Burrger💫its_ColdPizza @itscoldpizza.bsky.social · 10/09/2026snorlax big bellay 111718390
🌎Kuma Burrger💫 @chubbyhusbandos.bsky.social · 09/10/2026When I was a kid I misheard the opening line to Nickelback’s Animals. In the original song he says “I’m driving black on black”, and I heard “I’m driving like I’m black”, and I thought I was so educated thinking “that’s racist, is he saying that black people drive differently than white people?” 020
🌎Kuma Burrger💫 @chubbyhusbandos.bsky.social · 07/10/2026First day back at the gym 😮💨 both gyms nearby were down to install new equipment so I had to go across town just to start strong. But I did it! The training arc begins ☺️ 010
Reposted by 🌎Kuma Burrger💫Tali @talidraws.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Goldie sketch page to warm-up~ 381853374
Reposted by 🌎Kuma Burrger💫Holly Bear ʕ 👁️ ᴥ👁️ʔ 🎃🦇 @bearhybrid.art · 05/10/2026Horse chestnut??? More like BIG BEAR BUTT! 🍑✨ 13900179
🌎Kuma Burrger💫 @chubbyhusbandos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026You know the YouTube drama is tea when even fans are bringing up age of consent laws and that their detractors are “BPD foids” or “gay furry degenerates” 👀 020
🌎Kuma Burrger💫 @chubbyhusbandos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026ANYWAYS. Finally got some replacement nibs for my wacom’s stylus! I’m hoping that I’ll be more motivated to draw now, since the one I’ve been using has been sharpened and squeaks whenever I drew specific angles. So idk, furry ass in the future maybe? 000
🌎Kuma Burrger💫 @chubbyhusbandos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I can’t stand it when some 🚬 talks up how much they love “experimental” music like Hyperpop but refuse to listen to rap. “But the lyrics are about objectifying women” you listen to someone banging toasters together and screaming about doing ketamine. You can handle Queen Latifa, you silly cracker 141
Reposted by 🌎Kuma Burrger💫Tigburr : Pantry Punisher => MFF @burnedoutparadise.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Full up and expand this tank. #gainer #grommr 48011
Reposted by 🌎Kuma Burrger💫Sebastián Franchini @zebes.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Zabel / Lord Raptor 5504196
Reposted by 🌎Kuma Burrger💫Buttz @gimmechubboipls.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I'm not a fan of amazon, but I'm really desperate. If you can help with some of the food or basic necessities on the list (list is old so it has wants further down), that would be amazing www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/... 025
Reposted by 🌎Kuma Burrger💫Rockin'Leo @sandstonelion.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Jerk constantly eating anything and anyone 15796170
Reposted by 🌎Kuma Burrger💫Sol @racesolar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026BearSol caught Fat Bear Week just in time,, or was it Biceptember? Biceptembear... 382295585
Reposted by 🌎Kuma Burrger💫Purplecider @purplecider.bsky.social · 27/09/2026fatboy for this sunday 5053041233
🌎Kuma Burrger💫 @chubbyhusbandos.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I’m debating on changing the fursona up again… I think the blue fur is just too many of the same colors? I might make him orange or cream colored, I dunno yet 😅 121
🌎Kuma Burrger💫 @chubbyhusbandos.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Gotta go back to the gym tomorrow 😒 I should probably start posting tummy whenever I do so I’m not tempted to take a “break” again lolllll 010
Reposted by 🌎Kuma Burrger💫Tigburr : Pantry Punisher => MFF @burnedoutparadise.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Just on the way to steal from the rich and give to the poor NBD. Little John needed some love. Happy Fat Bear Week. 422179
Reposted by 🌎Kuma Burrger💫Mat (Everything hurts even my toes) @monsieurpanda.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Wake up early and tackle the day before it tackles you. Good morning, Roméo 🐻 448993
🌎Kuma Burrger💫 @chubbyhusbandos.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Idk if it’s a hot take but grilled pb&j is kinda nasty. It’s just too goopy and sweet to enjoy hot 😅 020
🌎Kuma Burrger💫 @chubbyhusbandos.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The joys of having a massive backlog of games to play: if the game sucks, you can replay one of your favorites as a reward for finishing 20+ hours of absolute cheeks 🤪 120
🌎Kuma Burrger💫 @chubbyhusbandos.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Doing better today, sorry for all of that ✌️ 010
🌎Kuma Burrger💫 @chubbyhusbandos.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Life would be so much easier if I was loud and explosive. I wish I could go to a rage room and throw things then magically feel better. But those “things” were made by hand. I can’t stomach breaking it. I feel like my head is going to explode, but the sound would startle someone. I can’t do that. 120
🌎Kuma Burrger💫 @chubbyhusbandos.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Sorry for the vagueposting. I had a friend breakup and I guess I’m still getting through some feelings. But it’s okay, it’s already over and I’ll get sick of moping eventually 😅 be back to the regularly scheduled kumaposting soon ✌️ 010
🌎Kuma Burrger💫 @chubbyhusbandos.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Finally done with the day. I guess I could feel a lot worse right now. 140
Reposted by 🌎Kuma Burrger💫MunchNsfw🔞 @munchnsfw.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Ackkkkkkkkfuckitttttttt yknowhat Tomblathers frotting send post 302474583
Reposted by 🌎Kuma Burrger💫Lucky ✨ @lucky.mastodon.nz.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026the French titles for Pokemon Winds and Pokemon Waves are making me laugh like an idiot. me when i'm posting about my virtual critters but i'm a little toxic about it 2241102146