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Chubblenauts and Other Examples of Arctic Excellence @chubblenauts.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

WORKIN 9 TO 5 WHAT A WAY TO MAKE A LIVIN HE'S UNCIRCUMCISED IT'S THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVIN

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Chubblenauts and Other Examples of Arctic Excellence @chubblenauts.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

I need to post more on here I just found my old danish from a week ago in this app

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Chubblenauts and Other Examples of Arctic Excellence @chubblenauts.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

The Men in Blue had better hand over that bucket of svíčková or the deal's off

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Chubblenauts and Other Examples of Arctic Excellence @chubblenauts.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

I don't usually talk about this on here but I'm waiting for the point Trump pulls off the mask to reveal he's been Sacha Baron Cohen all along

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Chubblenauts and Other Examples of Arctic Excellence @chubblenauts.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

Hello it is time to vacuum the atmosphere vmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Chubblenauts and Other Examples of Arctic Excellence @chubblenauts.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

Gonna need an ethicist to tell me if it's okay to grow a seal from seed in one of those things they make cube watermelons with

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Chubblenauts and Other Examples of Arctic Excellence @chubblenauts.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

Such an tender display of love may attract the Brainfree Beast of Braintree, who samples the proceedings with his taster

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Chubblenauts and Other Examples of Arctic Excellence @chubblenauts.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

I keep trying to picture what the Great Seal of the United States would look like but I keep settling on a flabby sack of plastic cheese for some reason

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Chubblenauts and Other Examples of Arctic Excellence @chubblenauts.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

hover ominously above the grill due to the leidenfrost effect

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Chubblenauts and Other Examples of Arctic Excellence @chubblenauts.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

He inserts falsehoods as it pleases his genitals, also his brain fell out once and it went under the couch and I guess he could move it and he will need to one day to hoover under there but it's such a hassle so I guess it's going to stay under there with the remote for a TV he doesn't have anymore

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Chubblenauts and Other Examples of Arctic Excellence @chubblenauts.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Some days I feel like a Ghanaian Jurassic Park poster and I don't know how to fix it

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Chubblenauts and Other Examples of Arctic Excellence @chubblenauts.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

𝐖𝐡𝐲 𝐚𝐦 𝐈 𝐬𝐨 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲

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Chubblenauts and Other Examples of Arctic Excellence @chubblenauts.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

why do I keep walking in on people taking a shit in unlocked public toilets, am I doomed to live this way forever

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Chubblenauts and Other Examples of Arctic Excellence @chubblenauts.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Flashing firmware to any device is a direct road to hell, resplendent with dancing imps and brimstone

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Chubblenauts and Other Examples of Arctic Excellence @chubblenauts.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

CAUGHT IN THE ACT of snurbling without due care and attention, he will be fined three omelettes #seals

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Chubblenauts and Other Examples of Arctic Excellence @chubblenauts.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

two Paste Beasts hang out in a pool of mercury, as they do in the wild #seals

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Chubblenauts and Other Examples of Arctic Excellence @chubblenauts.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

The Portlylad. The Hungry Steve. The Kilogram Enthusiast. The DJ of 98.7 FM "The Whelk". The Goodyear Blimp in a bad year. The CEO of Oak Furniture Land. The inventor of vulcanised cheese. Gavin, 37, from Nuneaton. All these and more are the names of Plumpus Supreme.

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Chubblenauts and Other Examples of Arctic Excellence @chubblenauts.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Suing Kellogg's (I fed my tiger nothing but frosties and it died)

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Chubblenauts and Other Examples of Arctic Excellence @chubblenauts.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

IF ANY OF YOU HAPPEN TO BE THE SHITTING OLD LADY IN THE COSTA TOILET PLEASE LEARN WHAT DOOR LOCKS DO

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Chubblenauts and Other Examples of Arctic Excellence @chubblenauts.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

Honestly right before I joined Bluesky I thought it was going to be full of space buns level stuff but it's actually quite chill I do block all American politics though because I got my own problems

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Chubblenauts and Other Examples of Arctic Excellence @chubblenauts.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

inspect the seapillow's contents before she lays her clutch of eggs #seals

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Chubblenauts and Other Examples of Arctic Excellence @chubblenauts.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

The Godzilla Town Coastguard says call 118 but I don't see any joggers

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