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Algae? Did Trump’s reflecting pool renovation lead to the breakthrough? 🤣

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That’s the variety spread by fleas, which responds well to treatment. The Russian strain is spread like a cold, and kills unless you receive treatment very quickly. They are not the same.

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The guy couldn’t find Lithuania on a map if his life depended on it. Probably misheard and thinks they said Louisiana.

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Please, please let Trump send RFK Jr to ‘help’ Russia. 🙏

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It’ll all go away in the Spring. Or if you shine a light inside yourself. Or inject disinfectant into your lungs. Everyone is saying.

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I believe he’s also considering being Taylor’s Swift’s silver fox bit on the side, but has not made up his mind. And I know which future avenue holds out the better hope of success. 🤡🤡🤡🤡

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He’s the right man. The US Ambassador to NATO is really into adaptive technologies. He used to sell toilets adapted for men who think their genitalia are so huge that normal bathroom fittings just won’t do. 😱😱😱😱😱

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It’ll go away with the warm weather. Or if you shine a light inside yourself. Or inject disinfectant which does a job on the lungs. Everyone is saying.

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Tell us you never speak to ordinary voters without actually telling us etc.

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Trump has not moved the ethical lines. They’re still where they were. It’s just that he’s breaking the law left right and center and you are utterly failing to reach even the minimum threshold imaginable as a free press who are meant to hold politicians accountable for their misdeeds.

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These aren’t the data he’s looking for… 🤣

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It’s a high school gym. And probably not full.

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Although he did insist the giraffe was a spotty camel before Natalie coughed the correct answer in the background.

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Mr Burnham’s bungled intervention supporting the owners of City is starting to look more worthy of proper investigation every day. Something’s not right there.

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Trump preaching about decorum has to be one of the funniest things he’s done tbf.

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Is the facility a civilian or government controlled lab?

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Maybe Marx’s mistake was not recognising how the wealth created by capitalism would improve overall living standards so much that the proletarian revolt against the centralised accumulation of resources would be delayed by a century or two… 👀

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ALT: Katie Britt in Shock

The rest of the world looks on, slack jawed, as America enables its own destruction, and risks global peace, at the hands of a dementia addled sociopathic monster. This 👇 is the free world watching America hurtling into the abyss and doing nothing.

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Katie Britt in Shock

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Most of that was on offer in ‘24. And the noble American electorate voted for it.

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The City team should be made to play the next seventeen seasons wearing body suits stuffed with £850m in counterfeit notes. Sporting sanction, with added Saturday night game show energy. What’s not to like?

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So Clayton will be at the intersection of two of the most vital areas of national security. Having zero qualifications to decide policy for either of them. Marvellous.

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Homer Simpson Monkey Brain

Tariffs. His dementia porridge brain always reaches back to the tariffs. Only it appears he couldn’t recall the word.

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ALT: Homer Simpson Monkey Brain

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That teleprompter guy could make a fortune on the prediction markets with that one. 😂

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Be interesting to know the background checks on the crew of those helicopters. 😄

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A terrible slur on the abilities of America’s foremost public bigly intellectual.

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It’s not his fault. What’s he supposed to do when Trump has all the best words? 🤣

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Probably true. But around 95% of that 99% would happily admit they didn’t have a clue and ask to be enlightened. Trump’s bluster pretending his ‘highest IQ’ had a grip on the subject would be a wonder to behold.

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Please please will someone ask Trump to comment about the ontological difference between human and machine created images?

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When are you going to persuade one of the members of the heroic US press to ask Trump to his face on camera about the leg braces he has to wear to stay upright? bsky.app/profile/hele...

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