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Chrono Castemont @chronocastemont.bsky.social · 2h
Salem Saberhagen
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Salem the Cat: Accept Me as Your Ruler
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Chrono Castemont @chronocastemont.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
oh yeaaaaaaaaaaah, there's the good chemical
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Chrono Castemont @chronocastemont.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
So im watching the new Avatar series and .... the animation isn't great? Its especially jarring coming off the movie. Also I wonder if these benders being significantly less impressive than ones seen in TLA and Korra is due to said animation or if that's supposed to be a plotpoint.
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Chrono Castemont @chronocastemont.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What I wake up to
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Chrono Castemont @chronocastemont.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Getting an oil change with Raviolli and everyone keeps sneaking him pets through the window
Dog, happy
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Chrono Castemont @chronocastemont.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Honestly, blowing everything up & resetting progress feels much more like the safe option to me. In Last Airbender, you see a world where everything is shaped by benders. By Korra, tech was evolving to put regular people on solid footing with benders for the first time & that caused tension.
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Chrono Castemont @chronocastemont.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Im very simple, give me a plate of spaghetti and some garlic bread and I'm in heaven.
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Chrono Castemont @chronocastemont.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not the first, just the first official
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Chrono Castemont @chronocastemont.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Does anyone have a repository of scary laughs I could sift through? Putting together a Halloween costume
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Chrono Castemont @chronocastemont.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My wife knows me well
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Chrono Castemont @chronocastemont.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why does it feel like no one makes an actual functional MMO mouse anymore? I wish I could go back and just buy 300 Logitech G600s to last me a life time.
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Chrono Castemont @chronocastemont.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
why does every other Youtuber have to speak like thiiiiiiiis. Where the last word is elongated for five fucking secondsssss. it's seriously god damn annoyiiiiiiing
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Chrono Castemont @chronocastemont.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I feel like a gamer stereotype
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Chrono Castemont @chronocastemont.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Honestly, what they've done makes sense. To number crunchers. Who do not understand that game development is an artistic medium. To them, Activision are the FPS people, give them Halo, its an FPS game. Never mind that CoD and Halo look, feel, and play COMPLETELY differently.
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Chrono Castemont @chronocastemont.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"I hope I mattered" hits a little too close to home, Lanterns
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Chrono Castemont @chronocastemont.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Got out of Resident Evil. It was alright. Kind of a bog standard horror movie. I usually dont like when people say that an IPs name was slapped onto a movie, but you really could replace every instance of the words Raccoon City and Umbrella with something else and nothing would be different.
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Chrono Castemont @chronocastemont.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Man, the fuck is up with A24 lately? They used to be seemingly the last place a filmmaker could go to if they had an unconventional creative idea, but now they're going all in on AI and acting like they own collective internet projects like the Backrooms and SCP foundation.
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Chrono Castemont @chronocastemont.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Well there goes half the budget Xbox gave him
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Chrono Castemont @chronocastemont.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Wow, episode 5 of Lanterns made Guy Gardner of all people the only Green Lantern I dont outright despise.
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Chrono Castemont @chronocastemont.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Currently rewatching for the 50th time, problematic favorite Great Teacher Onizuka
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Chrono Castemont @chronocastemont.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Why is the "super grounded" 1950s inspired Batman show the only Batman related THING in like decades to touch on the occult and supernatural part of Gotham?
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Chrono Castemont @chronocastemont.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Why is the "super grounded" 1950s inspired Batman show the only Batman related THING in like decades to touch on the occult and supernatural part of Gotham?
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Chrono Castemont @chronocastemont.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Anyone else's game getting canceled for still being 5+ years out from release and already grossly over budget would just be a footnote. But because it's every weird reddit and 4chan guy's favorite auteur its an industry wide travesty & something that execs have probably had multiple meetings about
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Chrono Castemont @chronocastemont.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Why do I feel like they're positioning Air Bender Sokka as the main character instead of the Avatar? www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhdh...
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Avatar: Seven Havens | Official Trailer | Paramount+
YouTube video by Avatar Legends
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Chrono Castemont @chronocastemont.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I dont care for Kojima's games or his little cult of personality, but he has a MASSIVE fanbase who would have been out for blood if another of his games got canceled.
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Chrono Castemont @chronocastemont.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Alright, now we have a legitimate reason to Remake The Lion King
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Chrono Castemont @chronocastemont.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
So far season 3 of the Boys has been Hughie going through his toxic masculinity phase and I don't care for it
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Chrono Castemont @chronocastemont.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Onto season 3 of The Boys. Actually having quite a bit of fun with it now. Jack Quaid has the perfect "internally screaming" face and he puts it to fantastic use.
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Chrono Castemont @chronocastemont.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I make it a point to block any channel that pops up into my feed thay has a thumbnail like this. It doesn't stop it but it's the principal of the thing.
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Be Healed - Gator Days
Be Healed - Gator Days

Characters

Grace - Little Elephant Girl

Bolero - Little Frog Boy

Ember: - Little Capybara Girl

Panel 1

Setting - At the park.

Grace is looking at Bolero and notices that his arm is no longer in a sling. Grace is happy to see this. Bolero is wearing a shirt that says "I LIVED!"

Grace: BOLERO! Your arm is better.

Panel 2

Grace takes a closer look at Bolero's arm and it seems fine.

Grace: Does it still hurt?

Bolero: No, the doctor said the bone is fully healed.

Panel 3

Ember comes up behind Bolero and takes in some new information.

Ember: BROKEN BONES HEAL?

Panel 4

Grace looks concerned and Bolero holds his hands to his face.

Grace: This feels like something she shouldn't know.

Ember narrows her eyes.

Ember: I have ideas.
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Chrono Castemont @chronocastemont.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
saw I had 30+ notifications and almost had a damn heart attack wondering what the fuck happened before I saw it was just Bsky fucking up.
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Chrono Castemont @chronocastemont.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Well I got the one I wanted, I'm good now
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Chrono Castemont @chronocastemont.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I like how literally everyone avoiding GTA VI's release date is instead releasing their game in February, where it has to compete with like 50 other games at this point.
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Chrono Castemont @chronocastemont.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Still weird to hear Bender's voice coming out of Steroids: The Man
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Chrono Castemont @chronocastemont.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
My wife chose The Boys as our next show. We're 3 episodes in and apparently two speedsters are going to race around a high-school track field. Superman and the Flash had a race around the world. This is a big downgrade.
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Chrono Castemont @chronocastemont.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
What, was Gabriel Luna too busy to reprise a roll, Marvel?
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Chrono Castemont @chronocastemont.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
"After all, if a literal teenager can make a successful movie out of some stupid little internet thing, it should be easy for us."
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Chrono Castemont @chronocastemont.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
With actual patches. That fix issues that are still infesting every other version of the game. That remain borderline broken almost 2 years later.
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Chrono Castemont @chronocastemont.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh hey, thanks for spoiling the story of your game in your promotional material, Fire Emblem.
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Chrono Castemont @chronocastemont.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Fire Emblem: "Fuck it, we're doing guns now."
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Chrono Castemont @chronocastemont.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
By the sound of that Avatar trailer something funny is going on timeline wise. Sounds like it's been generations since Korra I guess rampaged & caused an apocalypse That new Avatar couldn't be older than like 10 though. So either we're a full Avatar cycle or 2 removed from her or something else.
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Chrono Castemont @chronocastemont.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
*sigh* Sure, whats another 120 hour playthrough....
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Chrono Castemont @chronocastemont.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
hm..... if Mike Judge wants to write about a science fiction convention he should have a normal person whose attended one be in the writers room. This episode feels like it was written in 1996, not 2026
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Chrono Castemont @chronocastemont.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
It's taking all of my infinitesimal will power to go to sleep and not stay up to watch the new season of King of the Hill
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King Of The Hill: Hank, Dale, Bill, Boomhauer Say 'Yep'
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Chrono Castemont @chronocastemont.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Things I did today: Built a glass display cabinet for my girlfriend's 4 figurines Cooked meals for the next two weeks Went to the courthouse and got married Managed to somehow crack the door to my office Ordered like a dozen more figurines to fill out my wife's stupidly large display cabinet
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Chrono Castemont @chronocastemont.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Why do I feel like Ryan Hurst has a big fat "please don't sue us" check coming to him soon?
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Chrono Castemont @chronocastemont.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I continue to question why we as a society have decided that a thing called an "IRL Streamer" can make millions of dollars streaming themselves walking around and assaulting people by calling it a "prank" is ok and the only time they get punished for it is when they do it in South Korea.
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Chrono Castemont @chronocastemont.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Ozy was telling me a story and my dad didn't like him sitting in his chair
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Chrono Castemont @chronocastemont.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
You had the perfect chance to use "Believe it" oh man this is going to be terrible
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Chrono Castemont @chronocastemont.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I should be ecstatic about this, but it fucking sucks. Obsidian employees have said time and time again they DO NOT want to work on Fallout, they want to work on their own thing. And now Pillars of Eternity and Outer Worlds are effectively dead in the water.
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