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@chromatosemusic.bsky.social
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chromatose @chromatosemusic.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
new chess variant: everything is the same except each player has a piece called GOD that can do anything
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ari cat bat flap @ari-batflap.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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chromatose @chromatosemusic.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
growing up in the town
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chromatose @chromatosemusic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
i think its really cool
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chromatose @chromatosemusic.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
unlike those idiots in greenwich, iactually passed high school math and dont need a fucking computer to tell me what the mean time is
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chromatose @chromatosemusic.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
guy who REALLY wants you to know he has perfect pitch any time a song plays on the radio when a giant meteor is about to crash into the earth: holy shit holy shit
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chromatose @chromatosemusic.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This is absolutely insane: boy and kitty hug and kiss because they are beautiful
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chromatose @chromatosemusic.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
joyously mixing stuff in a bol
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chromatose @chromatosemusic.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
you have to GO BACK TWO SPACES #rules
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chromatose @chromatosemusic.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
idea to improve your self confidence as a man: create a small workshop where you handcraft artisanal soaps, but 1 in 100 of them is cursed with the foul ghoul's contempt. the unlucky sod who purchases the accursed bar will reek of goat's urine and garlic for 28 moons, thus raising your sexual value
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chromatose @chromatosemusic.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
A Few Good Men Burgers And Fries
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chromatose @chromatosemusic.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
"cranking up something foul,, witch's cauldron im casting a huge spell, magic, witch's cauldron" from I.O.U by Systeen ft. The Witch
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chromatose @chromatosemusic.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
guy who only knows
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ari cat bat flap @ari-batflap.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
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chromatose @chromatosemusic.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
greek philosopher Bumbulbus further explained "the Super Mario Galaxy Movie thus shall not stack up to the grandeur of the original". this text survives only in a partial quotation by Licenius who dedicated the majority of his opus "The Bumbulbusian Hair Fetish" on discussions of hair
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chromatose @chromatosemusic.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
im thinking about the #birds
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chromatose @chromatosemusic.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
get absolutely buffeted
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chromatose @chromatosemusic.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
im just thinking
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chromatose @chromatosemusic.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
wow, that's some knee-slappingly sultry soup
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chromatose @chromatosemusic.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
572984357. thats a random number for you *everyone applauds at the nobel prize building and they hand me the economics one*
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chromatose @chromatosemusic.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
my awesome first verse in a rap battle:" ive never heard of you, ive never heard of you, ive never heard of you"
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chromatose @chromatosemusic.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
just wondering
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chromatose @chromatosemusic.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
the stretchy worm gamer: im going long
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chromatose @chromatosemusic.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
dust. im going #west
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chromatose @chromatosemusic.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
thats quaint! time to #snap a photo
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chromatose @chromatosemusic.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
i take a picture
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chromatose @chromatosemusic.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
"we're going to the bottom of the sea... Quick style" i grin michiesvoisly as i say my catchphrase and cut the things that make the submarine float
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chromatose @chromatosemusic.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
the words will always change if you add letters #truth
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ari cat bat flap @ari-batflap.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
recently my dear friend @chromatosemusic.bsky.social released a beautiful new album called Porifera, and i drew the cover! take a look and give it a listen, i wholeheartedly recommend it: chromatose.bandcamp.com/album/porifera #music #indie
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chromatose @chromatosemusic.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
just landed a switch 360 flip guy with one million collection of ants just the heads: *casts a dollop of ant heads upon me* no shot
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chromatose @chromatosemusic.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
compressing the mona lisa into a jpg for Just Stop Oil
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chromatose @chromatosemusic.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
david lee goliath
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chromatose @chromatosemusic.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
America's Most Passionate Rock Collector--we Asked him Your Questions: "This is Boring I'm going to Go Collect 45 Rocks"
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chromatose @chromatosemusic.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
its awful how people go around picking mushrooms in the forest (societal artifice, the forest is a social concept and no such boundary exists in nature, fetishization of a false ideal of naturalism) instead of consuming them in their true natural habitat, uncle ben's instant rice, as god intended
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chromatose @chromatosemusic.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
hawk tuah: im going to makea coin me, an econimist and lawyer who knows this is about to go tits up: youve got to be kidding hawk orville wright: say that again
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chromatose @chromatosemusic.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
dr. house of mirrors: i need 40 mirrors stat
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chromatose @chromatosemusic.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
TYPES OF BREAD TIER LIST: S: bread without human nails and bones in it A: B: C: D: bread with human bones in it F: bread with human nails in it, bread with human nails and bones in it
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chromatose @chromatosemusic.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
engagement..... clicks..... views......... engagement........ clicks.......... views........... you might have noticed i just became a "Media Zombie", a new type of horror that will take the world of branding by storm
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chromatose @chromatosemusic.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
(built by gamers in 965 AD) the local apothecary, is a daemonic apparition wait, what? so you know þeodric, right? yeah, hes the kindly gentleman who lives not a day's journey from the town square. why? well, a local crier saw him one morrow wandering through town, beset by an entourage of newts
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fretzl @fretzl.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
post a meme made by you
mario 64 opening peach letter but it's ringo starr from beatles rock band and the letter is a riff from that video post he made, reading:

"Dear Mario:
Please. No more fanmail. Anything sent to my address after October 20th 2008 will not be signed.
I am warning you with Peace and Love--
Ringo"
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chromatose @chromatosemusic.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
normalize saying "im inhaling you" to the microorganisms in the air
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chromatose @chromatosemusic.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
A? i accept that. AB? that makes sense. ABC? yup. ABCD? sure, i can see that. ABCDE? sure. ABCDEF? that tracks. but ABCDEFG? yeah, sure. but when they say ABCDEFGH? i say, yeah sure, that seems reasonable. but ABCDEFGHI? i say, yeah sure i can see that. but its when they say ABCDEFGHIJ that i go, yu
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chromatose @chromatosemusic.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
the thing is, if they find gold at the bottom of this well, it'll be much better for everyone -Zanterix, notorious well drainer
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chromatose @chromatosemusic.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
i bet people in 1969 were losing there minds when george harrison said "something in the way she moves", on the beatles song "something". they were probably like, holy shit he said the name of the song
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chromatose @chromatosemusic.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
(on the set of the unreleased show "no deal") so basically the dealer offers you a deal, and then you dont take it guy who is about to invent "deal or no deal": i have a better idea
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chromatose @chromatosemusic.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
2027: every tech company is now named after a narrative technique. we follow In Medias Res and their war against Meta. in order to win they must prove their enemy is not a smaller branch of an infinitely recursive chain of parent companies
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chromatose @chromatosemusic.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
my friend r. mutt walking out of the men's restroom: youre not gonna believe how bad a job they did in there
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