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Chris Sutton

@chrlssutton.bsky.social
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Exiled scouser. Klopp hugger. Father to match going wools. Absolutely despise LFC at least 4 times a year. Usually during member’s sales. Go every game despite not being on an arbitrary list once.

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Chris Sutton @chrlssutton.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Hi Katie, your heat death calculation assumes no active intelligence at cosmic scale. Has anyone seriously modelled what changes if that assumption is wrong?
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Chris Sutton @chrlssutton.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Hi Edwin, a repost of yours has sent me into a spin this week. It’s the Matt Shumer post that shook the world. It’s prompted me to practice what I preach re the change curve. Using AI, I’ve developed my passions into something that can make a difference. Please see fohr.chat & email info@fohr.chat.
fohr.chat
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Chris Sutton @chrlssutton.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Had to get our 18yo cat put to sleep yesterday. No one tells you how hard it is to be the one taking the decision to end your pet’s life, even when it’s for the best. My lad held her in his arms as she fell asleep. She will be missed so much.
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Chris Sutton @chrlssutton.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Best Father’s Day ever. The unbelievable level of chat I’ve had tonight with my 15 & 12 year olds have me bursting with pride. Be suspicious of anyone who says you can be a parent or a friend to your kids, not both. They’re either a shit parent, or have shit kids.
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Chris Sutton @chrlssutton.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I never ever drink through the week, but last Wednesday had me hyped so much that I couldn’t sleep till 4am. Bottle of red wine tonight & I reckon I might get to sleep at 3. Strap in.
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Chris Sutton @chrlssutton.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
In a spectacular display of how messed up the world is, our Papa Johns’s pizza was just delivered by the Italian guy whose restaurant recently closed after 30 years.
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Chris Sutton @chrlssutton.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
But there is no better feeling than turning that alarm off & rolling over back to sleep.
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Chris Sutton @chrlssutton.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I live in the UK & my kids learn this in school. My generation was brought up with fear & suspicion of these groups. Most learnt that our upbringing was wrong, through contact with the real world. My kids would look at me as a fossil if I didn’t share their tolerance & understanding.
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Chris Sutton @chrlssutton.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Reconnected with an old mate/colleague tonight. Not spoken in 12 years. Absolutely magnificent stuff that the conversation was dominated by talk of the pride in our kids. Love it.
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Chris Sutton @chrlssutton.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
The tension in the last episode. Oof!
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Chris Sutton @chrlssutton.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I’m increasingly thinking this doesn’t exist.
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Chris Sutton @chrlssutton.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Maybe should be RP? Just sounds wrong.
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Chris Sutton @chrlssutton.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I’ve asked this on twitter previously to crickets. Hoping someone can help me out on here. Anyone know of a VPN that (definitely) works for Sky Go when abroad? Please RT.
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Chris Sutton @chrlssutton.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Absolute freak. Hope he runs for the hills.
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Chris Sutton @chrlssutton.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Absolutely not worth a second of serious consideration. Like any threat against NATO. Hollow, delusional & stirring the domestic audience. Even the suggestion that UK needs air defence is fanciful. The fact that we don’t have it means that he won’t do shit. He knows that’s a bridge too far.
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Chris Sutton @chrlssutton.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
The ‘they’ is an independent panel. As it was in the previous cases. That said, the risk comes from the evidence the PL present, but that looks as cut & dried as a puppy next to a poo. We’ve all seen it.
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Chris Sutton @chrlssutton.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Dreaming is what it’s all about.
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Chris Sutton @chrlssutton.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
One game at a time. Tomorrow is vomit inducing enough, without thinking beyond it.
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Chris Sutton @chrlssutton.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Ffs. Actually starting to feel sorry for him now.
media.tenor.com
a group of cartoon characters are standing in front of a christmas tree and looking surprised .
ALT: a group of cartoon characters are standing in front of a christmas tree and looking surprised .
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Chris Sutton @chrlssutton.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Even if they’re not, would be the same outcome. It’s plain as day from the publicly available evidence.
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Chris Sutton @chrlssutton.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
It’s what happened with Everton & Forest that removes that option as a sanction, I think. We’ll find out soon enough, but I think I’d be on the superleague train if that plays out.
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Chris Sutton @chrlssutton.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Tbf though, you were steadfast in your assertion that absolutely nothing would happen to Trump & here we are. Largely on thick Americans that, though.
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Chris Sutton @chrlssutton.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
This was always my take up till recently. I just can’t see how they’re not found guilty. Even just based on what’s in the public domain. If they are, it has to be the ultimate sanction. Relegation would be the least of it.
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Chris Sutton @chrlssutton.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I’ve said it all along, but city won’t be challenging this season, as they’ll be relegated as a minimum. Need to keep the gap from arsenal.
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Bitsy Von Muffling @bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Always leave them wanting more Pep
media.tenor.com
a man with a beard is holding a pair of glasses .
Alt: Klopp putting sunglasses on
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Chris Sutton @chrlssutton.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I’ve absolutely ruined my feed by following all in a random starter pack yesterday.
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Chris Sutton @chrlssutton.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Had to swap our tickets for the city game for a wheelchair bay, as my lad’s having an op 2 days before it. Found out it’s right by the city fans, so we’d better win.
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Matt Pearce @mattdpearce.com · 21/11/2024
no better evidence that we’ve got a couple trillion-dollar squatters holding the internet back than the fact that a company with 20 employees can make a better platform than Meta
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Chris Sutton @chrlssutton.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
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Chris Sutton @chrlssutton.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Custom feed is the way to go!
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Chris Sutton @chrlssutton.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Tom Swarbrick played that clip on LBC yesterday. All during a segment in which he’d invited angry farmers to call in. Hero 😂
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Chris Sutton @chrlssutton.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I absolutely was.
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Chris Sutton @chrlssutton.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Went to M&S for a few bits last night & was suckered into the Xmas party food aisle. The 4 for 3 offer was too much to ignore. Now can’t wait for my own personal buffet at dinner.
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Chris Sutton @chrlssutton.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Christ. We went to a skating ring at Trafford Centre 2 years ago. Got 3 bags of sweets from a stall and it was £45. Never again!
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Chris Sutton @chrlssutton.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
They’re so busy that even if you buy food, you struggle to lift your arms to get it to your face anyway. Awful places.
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Chris Sutton @chrlssutton.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Sound. I’ll pop down with my own flask of hot wine.
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Chris Sutton @chrlssutton.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I bet the oldest of them is about 50 in this!
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Chris Sutton @chrlssutton.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Props to Tom for playing the Partridge clip of him arguing with farmers, in the middle of a phone in which he’d invited already angry farmers to call.
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Chris Sutton @chrlssutton.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
My 14yo was having a moan about having to deal with the snow tomorrow morning. I’ve brought him up well.
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Chris Sutton @chrlssutton.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
And now so have I!
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Chris Sutton @chrlssutton.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
The new one is actually the old one!
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Chris Sutton @chrlssutton.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Ffs
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Chris Sutton @chrlssutton.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Guess the infrastructure is suffering with the surge of new users.
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Chris Sutton @chrlssutton.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
bsky.app/profile/pfra...
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Chris Sutton @chrlssutton.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
It’s blown up over the last 48 hours.
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Chris Sutton @chrlssutton.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
We sure? bsky.app/profile/divo...
bsky.app
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Chris Sutton @chrlssutton.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Nuts
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Chris Sutton @chrlssutton.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
*Koppo
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Chris Sutton @chrlssutton.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Yeah. He’d argue with Kloppo for a bit, then continue arguing with himself for hours.
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