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Chris Wingfield

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Ready to treat MAGA like the red-hatted step-citizen they truly are.

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Chris Wingfield @chriswingfield.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Elon’s “brain chip” is seriously malfunctioning with this one. Buffering…Lost Connection…Buffering…
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Nick @nickm575.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Chris Wingfield @chriswingfield.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Let them eat road salt” Just say Na2 Susan Collins this November!
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Chris Wingfield @chriswingfield.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The only grass he has cut is with a golf club. And the only blisters on his hand are from slapping an underage “pizza party girl”, after ripping off her panties.
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Chris Wingfield @chriswingfield.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I wonder how long until Trump’s speeches are no longer presented live, in order to “clean them up” with some AI to cover for his mental decline…
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Chris Wingfield @chriswingfield.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The US Military is going to be run by a Ken Doll, a Foreign Billionaire Opportunist, and a Corrupt Politician. No way this could backfire, right?
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Hoop Informatics @hoopinformatics.com · 01/10/2026
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How Top-Heavy Is Every NBA Payroll
Where all 30 teams have their money tied up for the 2026-27 season.
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Chris Wingfield @chriswingfield.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Well, we’re going with Tiny Penis Administration, now Jake.”
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@deadder.bsky.social 😢😢😢
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Chris Wingfield @chriswingfield.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trump will make a bad deal, just to make ANY deal right before the election. Winnie the Pooh is about to take Piglet for a ride… apnews.com/article/trum...
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Trump used to slam China. Here's why he's now rolling out the red carpet for Xi
When Donald Trump ran for office a decade ago, he called China a menace to the U.S. economy. Today, the Republican president has changed his tune.
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Chris Wingfield @chriswingfield.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hope in one hand and Shiite in the other. See which fills up faster…
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Chris Wingfield @chriswingfield.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hey MAGA, having sex with children and animals is not normal nor acceptable behavior EVER!!! They are trying to lessen the effect when the Epstein files are eventually released - and they WILL be released. Call them out and shun those who attempt to justify this shit… apnews.com/article/pate...
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Chris Wingfield @chriswingfield.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
MAGA’s attempt to “normalize” abusing children is despicable. The Epstein files must contain REALLY, REALLY damaging information on the billionaire elite - even worse than we have already imagined. Let them burn! Reclaim this county!! Release the files!!! apnews.com/article/what...
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Chris Wingfield @chriswingfield.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In the 80’, the republicans began the “stop paying-start taking” campaign. Buy the politicians. Then, have these puppets cut their taxes, offer up massive “blank-check” govt contracts, sabotage govt agencies, and legislate their way into total media control. Deficit? American public’s fault.
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Meesh@liskeard1.bsky.social @liskeard1.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
🇨🇦🍁 BREAKING: During his speech today, Donald Trump recounted helping save Titanic victims: “I saved more people than anybody, many people, the best people. I said, ‘Turn left, Captain. Very simple. Very easy.’ He didn’t listen. I know icebergs. Nobody knows icebergs better than me.”
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Chris Wingfield @chriswingfield.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
J. D. Pantsed
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Geneawac @genwacc.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Until Trump and his Attorney General fully follow the law that Congress enacted and release the unredacted Epstein files, then it is obvious that Trump is guilty of sex crimes against children. Innocent men do not hide the evidence that would prove their innocence. This is an act of guilt.
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CommonSense @comminsense.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Fuck this guy
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Chris Wingfield @chriswingfield.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
MAGA just want to engage in “whataboutism” and attempt to normalized sexual misconduct in order to prolong and deflect from their own proclivities. Let ex-Rep. Eric Swalwell burn, while simultaneously releasing the Epstein files. This isn’t an either/or situation. apnews.com/article/eric...
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Federal agents seize devices from ex-Rep. Eric Swalwell in sexual misconduct probe, AP source says
Federal agents have seized electronic devices from former Rep. Eric Swalwell and searched his Washington home as part of an investigation into allegations of sexual misconduct by the ex-Democratic con...
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CommonSense @comminsense.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Still waiting for ANY Dem to get on their chamber floor and read the Epstein files out loud, on the record, to the public.
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
One of French puppeteer Raphaël Gromy’s most recognizable performances features a puppet painting real artworks on canvas, blending puppetry, live performance, and visual art into a unique theatrical experience. 😊 IG: @artistsuniversum @raphael_gromy
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Chris Wingfield @chriswingfield.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Since Trump can’t even defeat Iran, I suppose he is right to cede the entire region to China, who CLEARLY would eat him for lunch. We have a Commander-In-Chief playing tic-tac-toe on the world stage. apnews.com/article/airc...
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US pulls last aircraft carrier in Asia as Trump focuses on Iran and the Western Hemisphere
President Donald Trump’s war against Iran is stretching the limits of the nation’s aircraft carriers and leaving the western Pacific without one of the key American warships.
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Chris Wingfield @chriswingfield.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Reagan - Middle East War 1: Arms for Hostages Bush 1 - Middle East War 2: Blood for Oil Bush 2 - Middle East War 3: They Tried to Kill My Daddy Trump - Middle East War 4: Marching Orders from Putin Just like with Hollywood movies, the sequels just keep getting worse and more bizarre.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
If all income in excess of $400,000 were subject to the Social Security payroll tax, Social Security’s solvency would be guaranteed forever. We could also expand Social Security benefits. There’s no reason even to consider reducing Social Security benefits or raising the age of eligibility.
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Chris Wingfield @chriswingfield.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
In related news, Trump issued a new executive order demanding children ride penny farthings and play with a hoop and a stick, under threat of deportation. Part of their new “Play Nice for ICE” initiative. apnews.com/article/trum...
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Trump orders the Navy to return to an older system of launching jets off aircraft carriers
President Donald Trump is ordering the U.S. Navy to remove the advanced system used to launch fighter jets from its newest type of aircraft carriers and return to using older steam catapults that he h...
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Chris Wingfield @chriswingfield.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This bubble, based on wild speculation and layoffs, will be a spectacular bursting. finance.yahoo.com/markets/live...
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Stock market today: S&P 500 notches record high, Nasdaq rallies after soft inflation data
Investors are watching for another inflation reading after Wednesday's release of the Consumer Price Index showed inflation easing in July.
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Chris Wingfield @chriswingfield.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Is the labor message: Arbeiten Macht Frei? Maybe fading gracefully back into obscurity would be the wiser path to take… apnews.com/article/grah...
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Graham Platner to speak at labor rally, one of his first public events since ending Maine campaign
Former Maine Democratic Senate nominee Graham Platner is scheduled to be the featured speaker at a Labor Day rally in what may be one of his first public appearances since a sexual assault allegation ...
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Chris Wingfield @chriswingfield.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Sure, buddy. apnews.com/live/trump-n...
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Live updates: Trump says new talks are Iran’s 'last chance' to make a deal
President Donald Trump said new talks are the “last chance” for Iran to make a deal and avoid more U.S. strikes, as he expects to discuss the Strait of Hormuz and Iran's nuclear program.
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Oliver @oliver48.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The thin line between US President policy making satire and reality ... via Arthur Barnes
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Chris Wingfield @chriswingfield.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
RFK Jr. - “Let them eat snake.”
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 29/07/2026
Dead or alive, Mitch McConnell is on extended medical leave — on your dime. This is the same Mitch McConnell who voted against: paid family and medical leave for everyone else.
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Chris Wingfield @chriswingfield.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Carly Simon got Garfunkeled… apnews.com/article/carl...
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Carly Simon has been diagnosed with Parkinson's disease, treated for skin cancer
Carly Simon, the singer known for “Nobody Does It Better” and other hits, has been diagnosed with Parkinson's disease.
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Chris Wingfield @chriswingfield.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The “Office of Attending Physician” sounds like someone from China trying to create a fake US government position. apnews.com/article/mitc...
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McConnell remains in rehab and says he'll miss key Kentucky political event
The office of GOP Senator Mitch McConnell has released an update on his health. This time, it includes a statement from the congressional Office of Attending Physician stating the senator from Kentuck...
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Chris Wingfield @chriswingfield.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Is an OWI even a moving violation in Wisconsin? apnews.com/article/tony...
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CBS NFL analyst and former Cowboys QB Tony Romo arrested on suspicion of OWI
CBS NFL analyst and former Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo has been arrested on suspicion of operating a vehicle while under the influence.
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Chris Wingfield @chriswingfield.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Mitch McConnell’s team released a written statement from the Senator stating that they will release a video “as soon as they get the fingers right”.
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Chris Wingfield @chriswingfield.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It is just a matter of time before the Supreme Court rules that Mitch McConnell’s head in a jar constitutes 3/5 of a Senator.
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Chris Wingfield @chriswingfield.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
At some point, Trump will die. However, the billionaires that have bought off the Democratic leadership will continue to prey upon this country.
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Chris Wingfield @chriswingfield.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Epstein molested children on his island with his billionaire friends YEARS ago. We still don’t know the full story… A US missile killed Iranian schoolchildren four months ago. We still don’t know the full story apnews.com/article/iran...
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A US missile killed Iranian schoolchildren four months ago. We still don’t know the full story
The Feb. 28 attack on a primary school in southeastern Iran was the deadliest reported strike in the U.S.-Israeli war against Iran. Most of the victims were children.
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Chris Wingfield @chriswingfield.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Let them eat lobster tails and ribeyes… - Marie AntoiNehls
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Chris Wingfield @chriswingfield.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Trump’s “Checkers speech” will be bragging about a double jump he made during his latest “cognition test”. Though, it is very hard to take down today’s Nixon, when the fifth estate is nothing but a billionaire’s island beach house.
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Chris Wingfield @chriswingfield.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
National Guard troops reduced to being lifeguards of a kiddie pool. The wins just keep stacking up!
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Chris Wingfield @chriswingfield.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
With National Guard troops picking up trash, an entire flotilla babysitting commercial ships, and losing a war to Iran, Trump has transformed the “greatest fighting force ever assembled” into a paper tiger. At this point, we need NATO for OUR OWN protection… apnews.com/article/iran...
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Trump threatens to charge US tolls in Strait of Hormuz if final Iran deal not reached in 60 days
U.S. President Donald Trump has threatened to impose U.S. tolls in the Strait of Hormuz if a final deal with Iran isn’t reached in 60 days.
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Chris Wingfield @chriswingfield.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
"We’re doing our best to mitigate the huge increases that are being passed to us, and we’ve been trying to shield our corporate profits from the increases, but the situation has become unsustainable." Fixed it for you, Tim.
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Chris Wingfield @chriswingfield.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Leader of the “free” world, can’t even stay awake during an exciting NBA Finals matchup. How can Sleepy Don control Iran (…and Venezuela, Greenland, Cuba…) when he can’t even control his own eyelids?
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Chris Wingfield @chriswingfield.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
“That final piece” just happens to be the whole pie and you have no utensils.
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Chris Wingfield @chriswingfield.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Trump Administration: “Don’t put trust in your lying eyes, put trust in our lying mouths”. “Feel” is the new fact.
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Chris Wingfield @chriswingfield.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Death by cod. abcnews.com/US/officer-a...
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Officer arrested after allegedly pointing firearm at fellow cop over microwaved fish: Warrant
Michael Debiase was arrested and charged with pointing and presenting a firearm at a person, according to the South Carolina Law Enforcement Division.
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Chris Wingfield @chriswingfield.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
It is like watching a pair of walkingsticks mating.
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Chris Wingfield @chriswingfield.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I really hope he does “Barbie Girl” in spoken word, like William Shatner. I would tune in for that. Trump to headline 'Great American State Fair' for nation's 250th anniversary after artists drop out apnews.com/article/trum...
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Trump to headline 'Great American State Fair' for nation's 250th anniversary after artists drop out
An upcoming celebration of America's 250th anniversary, called "The Great American State Fair," has faced challenges as several musical guests backed out due in part to its connections to President Do...
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Chris Wingfield @chriswingfield.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Trump requested Mandingo fights, but was forced to settle for UFC fights. Has any president ever been treated this poorly?!?!
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