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Chris Wilson

@chriswilson.net

599 followers 2.6K following 1.6K posts

Father of two beautiful dogs. Huge sports fan. Texas Longhorns, Buffalo Bills, Buffalo Sabres. Austin resident and Texas Stars season ticket holder. Hook 'em and Go Bills!

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Chris Wilson @chriswilson.net · 04/10/2026

Go Bills. Go hotel room nap

Chris Wilson @chriswilson.net · 27/09/2026

Chris Wilson @chriswilson.net · 13/09/2026

This is from my seat lol, color definitely weird

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Chris Wilson @chriswilson.net · 13/09/2026

Chris Wilson @chriswilson.net · 06/09/2026

Check out my Weiner

Austrian sausage stand

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Chris Wilson @chriswilson.net · 14/08/2026

Lmaoooo these jokers really only have one playbook and that's it. The "Establishment" 😂😂😂

"Today the voters in Clacton have stuck up two fingers to the entire political establishment," Farage said, referring to the British equivalent of a crude gesture that employs the middle finger in other cultures.

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Chris Wilson @chriswilson.net · 13/08/2026

Happy Binface Day!

Count binface and big Ben

Chris Wilson @chriswilson.net · 05/08/2026

This was an interesting FFPC draft out of the 7 spot. The team has potential but needs some WRs to work out. Have some upside swings though with Lemon, Kincaid, Golden. Was kinda forced into Lamar - everything looked bad there. Lots of value picks vs ADP fell too. But feels like a weird team.

FFPC draft board: https://myffpc.com/DraftBoard.aspx?ltuid=CC5-B58B99D6A320

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Chris Wilson @chriswilson.net · 31/07/2026

Guy in my FFPC Big Gorilla slow draft just auto-drafted Ricky Pearsall so I had to make this.

New Achievement! FANTASY FAILURE: SEASON-ENDING EDITION in the style of Dungeon Crawler Carl

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Chris Wilson @chriswilson.net · 28/07/2026

Looks like they're at it again on LinkedIn

post titled what the new buffalo bills jerseys taught me about b2b sales

Chris Wilson @chriswilson.net · 22/07/2026

Wow, Cam Newton stole film breakdown video from @proant.bsky.social and Erik's Cover1 breakdown. Pic 1 is from his breakdown, pic 2 is the one originally posted by the Cover 1 team.

Cam Newton using footage from Cover1

Same exact footage posted in Cover1's film room

Chris Wilson @chriswilson.net · 22/07/2026

Just opened my first box @middleearth.quest and it looks like I'm destined to be an elite terror 😂

You rolled a 20 - * A perfect roll! The
Valar themselves take notice.
* LEGENDARY FIND!
You are now the Lieutenant of Morgul Ye with a Númenórean longsword
* Strength: +55

Chris Wilson @chriswilson.net · 17/07/2026

Airline Pilots get sick off of bad fish, flight lands safely.

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Chris Wilson @chriswilson.net · 02/07/2026

Got through Airport Security on the Thursday before July 4th weekend. This deserves an achievement.

SYSTEM NOTIFICATION

New Achievement! Through the Sentry Scanners
Oh, how truly magnificent. You managed to follow a series of elementary instructions designed for the cognitively impaired. You removed your shoes, emptied your pockets, and submitted yourself to the glowing box without having a full-blown existential crisis. Your ability to conform to basic societal mandates without incident is a testament to... well, frankly, nothing at all. Millions do it daily. You are not special.

Reward: A mild phantom limb sensation where your dignity used to be and the inexplicable urge to declare liquids over 3 ounces.

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Chris Wilson @chriswilson.net · 03/06/2026

srsly

16-1 team with Lamar, JT, St. Brown, Fannin, Steelers D, and Coen

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Chris Wilson @chriswilson.net · 03/06/2026

Wooo got a perfect team! www.82-0.com/share?id=FqD...

Luka, ray Allen, Kevin Durant, Giannis, and Wilt Chamberlain

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Chris Wilson @chriswilson.net · 17/05/2026

Everyone's phones went off at ABIA at the same time, we got this instead. Still haven't figured out what it is but that's a huge area

Austin PD: Shelter in place inside these 4 major roadways: South
Slaughter Ln, East McKinney Falls Pkwy, North Ben White Blvd., West Escarpment Blvd. due to ongoing law enforcement incident.
Effective until further notice. Visit Austin Police social media (%, FB, IG) for updates and to stay informed.

Chris Wilson @chriswilson.net · 11/05/2026

We had one good line tonight. That's it.

0.0 -
Benson
Timmins
McLeod
Greenway
Sabres
Expected Goals %
Individual Players =
Norris
Doan
Samuelsson
Power
Dahlin
Krebs
Quinn
Stanley hompson
Tuch
Byram
Zucker
Malenstyn
Carrick
5 on 5
95%
90%
85%
80%
75%
70%
65%
60%
55%
50%
45%
40%
35%
30%
25%
20%
15%
10%
5%
Dach
Carrier
Texier
Danault
Canadiens
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Canadiens

Chris Wilson @chriswilson.net · 14/04/2026

Your ATLANTIC DIVISION CHAMPION BUFFALO SABRES

Sabres last in division 25% of the way through the season

Chris Wilson @chriswilson.net · 07/04/2026

Return to Zork Want some rye? Course ya do!

Boos Miller in return to Zork sitting on his chair next to a barrel

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Chris Wilson @chriswilson.net · 28/03/2026

Little Georgetown Texas square today! One side of the square had people lined up on both sides of the street. Pretty cool for what is mostly a red retirement community.

No Kings Protest, Georgetown, Texas. March 28, 2026. Shows one corner of the square and people wall to wall with signs, centered on a big uncle Sam costume.

Chris Wilson @chriswilson.net · 24/03/2026

Thankfully it's really just Oklahoma that celebrates it

Oklahoma Sooners Band making a giant O that looks like a gaping butthole

Chris Wilson @chriswilson.net · 12/03/2026

Nielsen
Contact us
Feb. 02 - Feb. 08, 2026
Program Name
Rank
Minutes (Mi
The Lincoln Lawyer
1

Bridgerton
2

Fallout
3
1,008
The Pitt
4
940
Stranger Things
5
900
Bluey
6
871
The Big Bang Theory
7
806
Law & Order
8
790
Rizzoli & Isles
9
769
Spongebob Squarepants
10
741
SOURCE: Nielsen Streaming Content Ratings (Amazon Prime Video, Apple TV, Disney+, HBO Max, Hulu, Netflix, Paramount+, Peacock, Pluto TV, Starz), Nielsen National TV Panel, U.S., viewing through television.

Chris Wilson @chriswilson.net · 09/01/2026

Is your dog my dogs parent lol

Thelma white and brown mutt

Chris Wilson @chriswilson.net · 07/12/2025

Go Bills!!! #BillsMafia

JOSH ALLEN
ONLY QB IN NFL HISTORY

Chris Wilson @chriswilson.net · 29/11/2025

Two photos for your enjoyment

Chris Wilson @chriswilson.net · 29/11/2025

They even sold yetis with it lol

Chris Wilson @chriswilson.net · 26/11/2025

Awww yeah that's the good stuff perplexity!

Me: reinforce my priors baby
Perplexity: very fair priors, honestly

Chris Wilson @chriswilson.net · 18/11/2025

It's a beautiful thing #Sabres

Deserve to win o meter 82.5% Buffalo

Chris Wilson @chriswilson.net · 01/11/2025

See you Thanksgiving at DKR!

Texas longhorns football game

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Chris Wilson @chriswilson.net · 01/11/2025

UT out here selling 9am Caymus. Maybe we do deserve that T-Sip nickname.😂 #HookEm

Caymus Cab Sauvignon Wine

Chris Wilson @chriswilson.net · 27/10/2025

Butterfly meme asking if Chickenpox is measles

Chris Wilson @chriswilson.net · 19/10/2025

Why pay for a subscription when you can just use this?

LONGHORN FOOTBALL
HYDRATION CHART

Chris Wilson @chriswilson.net · 16/10/2025

Ok but which chips did you get? I always swing by the chip aisle for the limited edition flavors. This was yesterday, had to get both.

Limited edition cheeseburger chips and limited edition pepper jelly and cream cheese chips

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Chris Wilson @chriswilson.net · 28/09/2025

Go Bills!!

Bills tailgate

Shotski

Chris Wilson @chriswilson.net · 19/09/2025

Stank bucket

Chris Wilson @chriswilson.net · 14/09/2025

Perfect.

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Matt Maiocco @mattmaiocco.bsky.social • 51s
49ers core special-teams player Siran Neal was injured on the kickoff coverage play.
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Marcas Grant @marcasg.bsky.social • 19s
Some company is missing a huge opportunity by not sponsoring the Niners blue medical tent.
Matt Maiocco @mattmaiocco.bsky.... • 5m
49ers injury update: FB Kyle Juszczyk is
OUT for the remainder of the game.

Chris Wilson @chriswilson.net · 13/09/2025

How it feels at DKR today #hookem

TEXAS LONGHORNS
DEFENSE
SPECIAL TTTANS
aamh vl ouar
OFFENSE

Chris Wilson @chriswilson.net · 03/09/2025

Francis Fukuyama called this out years ago too

66 But supposing the world has become "filled
', so to speak, with liberal democracies, such as there exist no tyranny and oppression worthy of the name against which to struggle?
Experience suggests that if men cannot struggle on behalf of a just cause because that just cause was victorious in an earlier generation, then they will struggle against the just cause. They will struggle for the sake of struggle. They will struggle, in other words, out of a certain boredom: for they cannot imagine living in a world without struggle.
And if the greater part of the world in which they live is characterized by peaceful and prosperous liberal democracy, then they will struggle against that peace and prosperity, and against democracy.
Francis Fukuyama, The End of History and the Last
Man

Chris Wilson @chriswilson.net · 26/08/2025

Georgetown just made the city logo it's flag lmao.

G EST 1848 Georgetown Texas

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Chris Wilson @chriswilson.net · 21/08/2025

IYKYK

Troyer farms salt and vinegar

Chris Wilson @chriswilson.net · 21/08/2025

This lady tried the recall email button in real life 🤣

She then called THE CITY back, advising that we call her attorney, Steven Brill, and adding, "Can we forget about this? I try to be a good person. Please. Please.
Please don't do in the news nothing about me."

Chris Wilson @chriswilson.net · 19/07/2025

Lol we have like the completely opposite team

Chris Wilson @chriswilson.net · 19/07/2025

Just finished mine tonight from 1.01

Chris Wilson @chriswilson.net · 12/07/2025

Hey baby, for 3.99 I'll be your side meat

Menu with side meat

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Chris Wilson @chriswilson.net · 27/06/2025

Wet dream tomato

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Chris Wilson @chriswilson.net · 26/06/2025

Diggs after bills loss to KC

Chris Wilson @chriswilson.net · 18/06/2025

Now THIS was a search engine upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en...

Hotbot

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Chris Wilson @chriswilson.net · 18/06/2025

I almost bought those today but then ran into these

Cinnamon
Toast
Crunch
SHARE
PACK
Hershey's
Kisses

Chris Wilson @chriswilson.net · 12/06/2025

I see American airlines pricing is drunk again this morning. This is economy pricing for a flight months out.

Austin to Miami for 1,845 real American dollars