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Chris Whitaker

@chriswhitaker.bsky.social
113 followers 46 following 37 posts

Plaintiff's trial attorney in Texas

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Chris Whitaker @chriswhitaker.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
That would make my day! Dang, just the video makes my day!
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Chris Whitaker @chriswhitaker.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Saw this while defending a deposition and nearly spit out my drink while suppressing laughter!
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Chris Whitaker @chriswhitaker.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Best of luck! Oh, and as an old guy, best decision in you career.
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Chris Whitaker @chriswhitaker.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
That is wonderful!
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PoliticsGirl @politicsgirl.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I genuinely can’t believe the Republican House went through with this nightmare….
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Chris Whitaker @chriswhitaker.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
The revival of that cause of action is fantastic. Well done!
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Chris Whitaker @chriswhitaker.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Hard lesson. When electronic filings started, a lot of people learned the hard way in both state and federal court. It scared the s___ out of me.
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Chris Whitaker @chriswhitaker.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Brutal.
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Chris Whitaker @chriswhitaker.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Great idea. And replay it every Jan. 6 at least until he dies.
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Chris Whitaker @chriswhitaker.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
👋👋👋👋👋
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Chris Whitaker @chriswhitaker.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I made it till midnight. Goodnight and good luck!
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Chris Whitaker @chriswhitaker.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Wait to 50s going 60... I'm staying up to 12 to prove a point. We'll see how it goes. 😵‍💫
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Chris Whitaker @chriswhitaker.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Stay resisting.
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Chris Whitaker @chriswhitaker.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Oh, I forgot myself. 5 to 4! 😁
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Chris Whitaker @chriswhitaker.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I can't because I have a split. I have 4 thinkers and 4 that say republican only. Politics will not be discussed.
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Chris Whitaker @chriswhitaker.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
That place should give some redeeming value to Amarillo.
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Chris Whitaker @chriswhitaker.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Did you try OHMS or go to SW 6th?
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Chris Whitaker @chriswhitaker.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
My paralegal did the same. And, I admire her for it.
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Chris Whitaker @chriswhitaker.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
All for that.
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Chris Whitaker @chriswhitaker.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Followed, no questions asked.
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Chris Whitaker @chriswhitaker.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Is she as hilarious and politically insightful as you? If so, I'm following.
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Chris Whitaker @chriswhitaker.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I over-thought it. Thank you.
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Chris Whitaker @chriswhitaker.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
What is recess appointment?
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Chris Whitaker @chriswhitaker.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Mine is,"I can't believe it happened again!"
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Chris Whitaker @chriswhitaker.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Are you checking interstate reciprocity or international reciprocity? It may sound a little flippant, but i think I'll check the latter.
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Chris Whitaker @chriswhitaker.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
I wish not!
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Chris Whitaker @chriswhitaker.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Some do!
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Chris Whitaker @chriswhitaker.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
May I like more!?
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Chris Whitaker @chriswhitaker.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
There are no laughing clicks, so here you go: 🤣 Sincerely, Plaintiff's Attorney
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Chris Whitaker @chriswhitaker.bsky.social · 19/06/2024
had no idea how to apply the structure formulas. We asked how he planned to engineer and said he would just plug the data in the computer, and it would spit out the design. My first thought was, "I hope I don't drive on any of his bridges."
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Chris Whitaker @chriswhitaker.bsky.social · 19/06/2024
You have a valid point here. My dad and I both graduated undergrad in engineering. We were discussing the failed engineering, even getting into the specific formulas, of a bridge or building a couple of years ago. My nephew, also same engineering discipline...
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Chris Whitaker @chriswhitaker.bsky.social · 25/04/2024
The damn thing is Uvalde kids could see State Troopers, County Deputies, the Sheriff, and other law enforcement...doing nothing. The DHS officers had to do it. I know this is a simplistic response to sarcastic comment on a posted picture, but apparently, it is necessary for idiots.
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Chris Whitaker @chriswhitaker.bsky.social · 22/03/2024
This is very disappointing. Any other race or political party (since were in Texas), he'd be tried.
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Chris Whitaker @chriswhitaker.bsky.social · 06/02/2024
Well, all things being equal...
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Chris Whitaker @chriswhitaker.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
This is, unfortunately, funny to me and, also unfortunately, hits way to close to home as I am about to turn 56! I guess I just have to find humor in my increasing deficiencies. BTW, I had to check the spelling of deficiencies! 🤣
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Chris Whitaker @chriswhitaker.bsky.social · 03/11/2023
Just FYI, certain Lenovo laptops that have drain channels to keep this from being a problem. Saved me on 2 or 3 times when I spilled coffee.
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Chris Whitaker @chriswhitaker.bsky.social · 14/09/2023
Yes! And, back in our younger years when 0% or 1.9% didn't exist, save up to pay for the vehicle outright.
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Chris Whitaker @chriswhitaker.bsky.social · 14/09/2023
Sounds like me...drive 'em until the wheels fall off...or spontaneously combust while I'm at a pre-famouns George Lopez comedy show.💥🤯💣😁
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