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ChrisUnits

@chrisunits.bsky.social
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SaaS go to market advisor. Sales & marketing leader. Zoning reform advocacy. Urbanism. Minivan and cycling enthusiast. Sold a tech stake. Bought some real estate. Currently building getgrizz.com Californian at heart 🐻🌊 Currently in Montpellier, France 🇫🇷

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Breck @breckw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Was very close to finally overdoing it today, but we made it happen
Cargo bike loaded with groceries
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ChrisUnits @chrisunits.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The entire game is corruption. Ever time. I will vote for whoever takes ever cent from every billionaire and puts them all in jail.
Mr. Batista had long been considered persona non grata in Washington, having been jailed in Brazil as a result of, among other things, paying $186 million in bribes to almost 2,000 politicians, including three Brazilian presidents, to obtain state financing for his family’s company. In 2019, after JBS bought several American meatpacking companies, Senator Marco Rubio and his colleague Robert Menendez deplored JBS’s “admitted criminal conduct,” its “business relationships with Venezuela’s Maduro regime, as well as its growing reliance on financing from entities aligned with the Chinese government.” The senators argued that allowing JBS to own U.S. companies could endanger America’s food supply and national security.

Mr. Batista gained the White House meeting last November, Ms. Haberman and Mr. Swan wrote, because of his friendship with Melania Trump. In addition, a JBS subsidiary had donated $5 million to Mr. Trump’s second inauguration, the largest gift from any individual or corporation. Not long afterward, JBS got approval from the Securities and Exchange Commission to be listed on the New York Stock Exchange, a privilege the company had sought for almost a decade.

After the White House meeting with Mr. Trump, Mr. Batista flew to Venezuela at Mr. Trump’s request, met with President Nicolás Maduro and urged him to resign. Mr. Batista’s unusual diplomatic endeavor did not succeed, but in July, a company owned by his family acquired a major stake in Venezuelan oil production, with the blessing of the new Trump-backed government there.
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ChrisUnits @chrisunits.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Guys all this doomerism from AI CEOs is them realizing they're about to get caught in the biggest bubble burst in history. Suddenly Elon Musk and Sam Altman are altruistic? Lolololol
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ChrisUnits @chrisunits.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I know a French family that had a successful business in the US for the better part of a decade. The were recently forced to leave. How does it benefit the US economy to kill successful US businesses?
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ChrisUnits @chrisunits.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Straight-up rigging the election. No words. Here we are folks.
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ChrisUnits @chrisunits.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Has the president always had the power to rename any geographic location to whatever they want? This feels like a made up power.
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Breck @breckw.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Packed bike parking at the grocery store on this beautiful Sunday morning. We love to see it!
Several bikes locked up outside a grocery store
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ChrisUnits @chrisunits.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This is AI slop. Not real. There's been a ton of this crap going around on bsky lately. How to identify: - multiple colored text - no citation - vague [insert country] did something claim - image directions refers to "Engineering Facts" AI slop account on Instagram
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ChrisUnits @chrisunits.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Really weird to me how pervasive meat-eating is. Folks will gush over dog videos and then go have a chicken burrito. Or go scorched earth on someone over on climate change, then eat a hamburger. Weirdest coming from progressives who analyze every issue to death yet mainline factory-farmed meat.
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ChrisUnits @chrisunits.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Why are all the streaming apps so terrible? I can't download videos on Disney+ without upgrading my account, but there's literally no way to upgrade my account. The button doesn't exist. Last week I spent 2 hours subscribing to AppleTV. Stuck in a loop adding my CC. Eventually just gave up. Why.
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ChrisUnits @chrisunits.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I'm begging you guys Stop liking and reposting all this AI trash
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ChrisUnits @chrisunits.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The cherry on top: look at effective tax rates in all those "low income tax" states They all get their revenue one way or another. Texas has no income tax but its overall tax rate is only 0.4% lower than Wisconsin according to wallethub. Effectively a wash.
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ChrisUnits @chrisunits.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
25mph on an ebike through pedestrian areas is still stupid fast. I've ditched both cars for ebikes, but we're capped at 17mph assisted in France and it's plenty.
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ChrisUnits @chrisunits.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Constant onslaught of BS posts with AI slop misinformation on bsky These need to be tagged somehow. @bsky.app whatsup?
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ChrisUnits @chrisunits.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Who needs a car when you've got a bike? Delivery company repeatedly botched delivery so I just went to the warehouse outside of town and picked them up myself.
Bright green cargo bike in front of a warehouse with two very large boxes strapped to the rear rack
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ChrisUnits @chrisunits.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Been listening to 90s rap recently. So good. Really takes me back. Forgot about this one somehow. youtu.be/Gg5KfL-4asE?...
youtu.be
Dr. Dre - Keep Their Heads Ringin' (Official Video) [Explicit]
YouTube video by UPROXX
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ChrisUnits @chrisunits.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
You can't eat beef if you care about climate change
Man standing up meme
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ChrisUnits @chrisunits.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Marty McFly: Hey I've Seen This One!
Alt: Marty McFly: Hey I've Seen This One!
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ChrisUnits @chrisunits.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
It was a running gag in TV/ movies if it was time to "find a gas station" and the couple in the car arguing about it
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Breck @breckw.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
i've made two pretty great imho summer dinners the last two nights
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ChrisUnits @chrisunits.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I've had a really weird bsky bug for weeks. Every single time I open the app, it opens to this post. Every time. Doesn't matter if I force close the app or restart my phone.
Screenshot of bsky post reply
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ChrisUnits @chrisunits.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I'm gonna say it too. Pack the court.
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ChrisUnits @chrisunits.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
This is the energy I'll vote for
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ChrisUnits @chrisunits.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Take your country's huge head start in the most powerful technology *ever* and destroy it The most chaotic economic self-sabotage in human history.
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ChrisUnits @chrisunits.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Without fail: Spent yesterday at the beach. App crashed. Took down the marketing site too.
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ChrisUnits @chrisunits.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
But really why do people like Red Hot Chili Peppers The most mediocre music hyped to oblivion. Is it the original meme stock? Nobody actually likes it?
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ChrisUnits @chrisunits.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Damn man these things are just like people. Wild.
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ChrisUnits @chrisunits.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Extremely cringe when anybody acts this way online Worse when it's a big account. Really bothers me. Can we all act like adults? This is why the internet is a cesspool.
Exchange where Parker Malloy tells somebody asking a good faith question to "shut up shut up shut up shut up"
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ChrisUnits @chrisunits.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Why is polymarket legal?
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ChrisUnits @chrisunits.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I don't get posts like this. Almost like they're justifying it to themselves. For me there's no justification for using X / Twitter because of who the owner is. "I want to have fun internet conversations" shouldn't outweigh Elon Musk owning the platform where you're doing it.
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ChrisUnits @chrisunits.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Guys this is by far the scariest thing happening. Trump is funding leaders of a private army of with taxpayer money. It's a turning point in history. Can't turn back from this one. It should be a pitchforks out moment. Stop all government. Block trains. Barricade doors. Do not let it happen.
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ChrisUnits @chrisunits.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Lots of butter content today
Two butter posts on my timeline
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ChrisUnits @chrisunits.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Winner of carbrain of the year award here.
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ChrisUnits @chrisunits.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I'm seeing pretty non-technical people building software for use at work using AI. Cool that everybody is empowered to do stuff like this but really worried about security and broken processes. AI vibe coded software works great out of the gate, but somewhat cumbersome in the medium to long term.
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ChrisUnits @chrisunits.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
It's my patriotic duty to like Matt's post every day
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ChrisUnits @chrisunits.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Cola Capri sun
Image of cola flavored Capri sun on a shelf in a grocery store in Montpellier France
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ChrisUnits @chrisunits.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Why, France? Why?
Bag of aioli flavored chips on a shelf
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ChrisUnits @chrisunits.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Remember the old Nokia phones? Everything comes full circle. My parents had one of those for 10+ years. Got it when I was in high school as the "family cell phone" and my parents still used well into the 2000s.
Old Nokia 5110
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ChrisUnits @chrisunits.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Not exactly a great sign that the vibe coding experts at Claude have this many outages on their own platform. In the "old days" a SaaS with this many outages would've been toast.
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ChrisUnits @chrisunits.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Guys this is what the opposition in the US needs to be doing. Go for the kill on literally every issue.
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ChrisUnits @chrisunits.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Has Duolingo completely gone to shit for anybody else recently? Screens don't work, translations are wrong, and bugs drop my progress repeatedly. Today I can't finish any lessons because all the buttons disappear randomly.
Duolingo app screenshotshowing there are no buttons to progress to the next step
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ChrisUnits @chrisunits.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Clay is all the rage in sales and marketing right now but wowwww I've heard some absolutely bonkers numbers people are spending on it monthly.
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ChrisUnits @chrisunits.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
This "ebikes are getting out of hand" stupidity is like reefer madness. I have some small quibbles with scooters because they accelerate way too fast, but ebikes none at all, and most people on escooters are just calmly going from A to B, but aren't in a 2k lb death machine. Still a win.
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ChrisUnits @chrisunits.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I live for shorts weather
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John Bistline @bistline.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
This is my favorite climate change chart. Japanese monks, aristocrats, and emperors kept meticulous records of cherry blossom festivals for 1,200 years and accidentally built the world's longest climate dataset.
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ChrisUnits @chrisunits.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Crazy to me that so many people live their lives like this. Is this really the impact they want to have on the world? With how awful everything else is, why add to the bad vibes? Me: Casual observation about pastries Them: you're a dumbass bitch
Screenshot of a reply to one of my posts. Gif calls me a dumbass bitch.
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ChrisUnits @chrisunits.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Damn this is crazy I love Allbirds. Extremely comfortable and decent price. What happened???
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ChrisUnits @chrisunits.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
This may be delicious but it's absolutely not a croissant
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ChrisUnits @chrisunits.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Had some whole, in-shell macadamia nuts today. Wow. Amazing. Changed my life.
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ChrisUnits @chrisunits.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Extreme French
Duolingo screenshot of a phrase that translated to "I'm sad but that's life"
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