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Christybeth1

@christybeth1.bsky.social
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Author, gardenerd, prone to spontaneous baking jags, OFMD fan.

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Christybeth1 @christybeth1.bsky.social · 4h
Hung out with #ofmd crew and these guys at the Academy golf Motion Pictures screening of Hunt For The Wilderpeople. What a night!
Rhys Darby speaking into a microphone Rima Te Waita during a panel discussionTaika Waititi during a panel discussion.
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Christybeth1 @christybeth1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Late to the party but I'm finally getting around to watching S1E1 of Interview with a Vampire on Netflix. Holy cow!
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Christybeth1 @christybeth1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I know I am late for #caturday, but I just want to say that "my cat and I have an appointment every night where she sits on my lap and gives me her paw to hold" is completely normal.
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Christybeth1 @christybeth1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Mitch McConnell is corpse-maxxing" is the funniest thing I've heard today.
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Christybeth1 @christybeth1.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Some guy let me take a photo of the book he's reading. He said it's pretty stupid.
A book titled a dumb birds field guide to the worst birds ever.
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Christybeth1 @christybeth1.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Today is one of those days.
static.klipy.com
Nani Pelekai's Angry Muffled Scream
ALT: Nani Pelekai's Angry Muffled Scream
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Christybeth1 @christybeth1.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly and now Time Curry. Both 80. These things happen on 3s, just sayin'.
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Christybeth1 @christybeth1.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I found out today that a bully won in court against my friend and I'm down in the dumps about it. Then DOLLY P heads off-world and now what is there to live for?
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Christybeth1 @christybeth1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Things I thought were posh as a kid: 2-tone Rolls Royces The Sherman Oaks Galleria Circular driveways with a fountain Cabbage Patch Kids Garanimals
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Christybeth1 @christybeth1.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Looking forward to a little OFMD-focused studio tour today with @ladypenni.bsky.social and other crew. #SoCalicoJacks
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Christybeth1 @christybeth1.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I'm all broken up about this. He was a good one.
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Christybeth1 @christybeth1.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
My view right now. You wear fine things well.
The moon shining on the water of a lake through the trees.
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Christybeth1 @christybeth1.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Because it is zucchini season...
A loaf of zucchini bread in a pan on a wire rack.
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Christybeth1 @christybeth1.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
My skills are soooo valuable that everyone wants them for free. 😞
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Christybeth1 @christybeth1.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
A Gardener's dilemma: going outside in shorts for the first time this summer and seeing my pasty legs compared to my golden farmers-tanned arms. It's stark.
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Christybeth1 @christybeth1.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Happy Caturday. Mittens knows those morning doves are up there somewhere.
A black and white tuxedo cat sits on a table looking up at a bird nest off screen.
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Christybeth1 @christybeth1.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Had a bit of a blow to my confidence today when I didn't make it past the 2nd round interview for a job I really needed to get. Tomorrow I will dust off but right now I'm just so tired.
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Christybeth1 @christybeth1.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
It's #booksky time. If you are looking for a cozy mystery with a Latina trans woman detective, look no further than Bolting To Seed. #happypride
2 stacks of a book called Bolting to Seed  by Christy Wilhelmi topped by one upright book.
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Christybeth1 @christybeth1.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Middle age = throwing out your back while performing the most miniscule twist reaching for a drawer.
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Christybeth1 @christybeth1.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Five topics I could talk about for an hour: - vegetable gardening - my cat - sourdough bread - OFMD - cosplay
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Christybeth1 @christybeth1.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I stood up to a bully this week. I was quaking on my shoes but I did it anyway. Please clap.
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Buttons (Ashley) 🏴‍☠️#OFMDForLife🏴‍☠️ 🏳️‍🌈🤡 @sevensugars.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Someone tell me the best way to turn this into a t-shirt and stickers!!!
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Christybeth1 @christybeth1.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I think the funniest thing I've seen in a long time is Aunt Pam and the hand sanitizer dispenser in S2E8 of Four Seasons. Give that woman a comedy award right now. #FourSeasonsNetflix
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Christybeth1 @christybeth1.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
A little shameless self promotion here. My new cozy mystery novel comes out tomorrow. #booksky #mememay You can find it anywhere books are sold.
A stack of books called Bolting to Seed on a black piano
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Christybeth1 @christybeth1.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
#caturday #catsofbluesky Mittens has been ready for breakfast for a while now.
A black and white tuxedo cat sits on a blanket looking at the camera.
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Christybeth1 @christybeth1.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Just left my OB/GYN with an HRT prescription and I've never been more excited about a bag a drugs in my entire life.
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Christybeth1 @christybeth1.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Looking for a good summer read? Cozy mystery? Garden-themed? I've got you.
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Christybeth1 @christybeth1.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I started watching OFMD after S1, before S2. First episode, when they started making flags, I knew this show was for me. Started building maniacal OFMD cosplays (3 so far). I also garden and have a new novel out June 1 featuring neurospicy relationships/ LGTBQIA+-friendly characters.
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Christybeth1 @christybeth1.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Timeline cleanse
A garden with blue delphiniums and other flowers against a cloudy blue sky.
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Christybeth1 @christybeth1.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
#GO3spoilers based on the trailer I fabricated what I thought would happen, and was wrong. We didn't get the passionate kiss catharsis we wanted, but we got a classic happy ending. I am okay with that.
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Christybeth1 @christybeth1.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
OFMD Crew! Who is going to see Rhys tonight in Studio City? Look for my butterfly fancy dress coast and say hi.
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Christybeth1 @christybeth1.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I got to see my new book listed on a bunch of bookseller websites for the first time today. Part elation, part jump-scare at the same time.
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Christybeth1 @christybeth1.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
With all the horrible news today, I am feeling very Team Thanos right now.
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Christybeth1 @christybeth1.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Without downloading anything new, where are you at mentally?
A piece of paper taped to the wall that says Department of Unfinished Business
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Christybeth1 @christybeth1.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I just want to say that 73% of Americans don't like what the orange turd is doing, and we are disgusted that it isn't 100% of Americans.
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Christybeth1 @christybeth1.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Thoughts after watching S1 of Deadloch: So...are you telling me that Australia and Tazmania are magnets for all the biggest douchebaggy man-bigots? (I mean I know we have them too but wow).
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Christybeth1 @christybeth1.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Can someone please post a slow motion loop of my favorite pirates making out at Calypso's birthday? I miss them so much.
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Christybeth1 @christybeth1.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Fewer than 90 minutes left on my Kickstarter for my new novel. Cozy mystery, romance, representation, escape, and gardening. These SRCs look so good. Bolting to Seed: A Cozy Garden Mystery Novel by Christy Wilhelmi — Kickstarter share.google/taFLjzGwSehQ...
2 advance reader copies of Bolting to Seed, front and back covers.
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Christybeth1 @christybeth1.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Clearly they don't know anything about OFMD but wish they did.
A protest sign that says "enough with the fuckery".
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Christybeth1 @christybeth1.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Everyone should definitely agree with me that this dog looks exactly like Con O'Neill.
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Christybeth1 @christybeth1.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
War overshadows Epstein Files. Epstein files overshadow immigration, immigration overshadows the deliberate dismantling of voting rights. That's the plan. Don't take your eyes off the ball. Stay vocal.
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Christybeth1 @christybeth1.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Yesterday I baked 2 loaves of bread, a rosemary focaccia and 1 pizza, all Sourdough. Apparently that wasn't enough to satisfy my baking jag, so lemon bars it is.
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Christybeth1 @christybeth1.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Hey crew, Everyone has been so supportive of all the creative artists on this platform. I'm not an artist, but a writer, and my new novel launched on Kickstarter this morning. Take a gander, and if you like cozy mysteries, you will love this one: www.kickstarter.com/projects/183...
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Bolting to Seed: A Cozy Garden Mystery Novel
A Garden Variety Mystery by Christy Wilhelmi
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Christybeth1 @christybeth1.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Paramount can go suck eggs in hell.
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Christybeth1 @christybeth1.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I miss my gay pirates.
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a man and a woman are standing in front of a body of water
Alt: Ed Teach and Stede Bonnet saying goodnight under the moonlight.
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Christybeth1 @christybeth1.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Coyotes left behind the remnants of a cat skull in my front yard today. I am holding Mittens so tight and she has no idea why.
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Christybeth1 @christybeth1.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
My whole family are incapable of lying. It's just not in our DNA. I cannot comprehend how Pam Bondi doesn't explode from all the hot air.
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Christybeth1 @christybeth1.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
In the morning, if she's not clawing my pillow to wake me up, Mittens is keeping watch on the nightstand in the dark. #caturday
A black and white tuxedo cat sitting on a cluttered nightstand in the dark.
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Christybeth1 @christybeth1.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Well, small miracles. Starting Monday...
A headline from AP News saying "Justice Department will allow lawmakers to see unredacted versions of released Epstein files.
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Christybeth1 @christybeth1.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
My new novel comes out on April 20. It's a cozy mystery set in a community garden. New Novel: Bolting To Seed Coming Soon! - Gardenerd share.google/3N2VwHkdLNWI...
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New Novel: Bolting To Seed Coming Soon! - Gardenerd
Big news, Gardenerds: my new novel, Bolting To Seed, is coming soon! Get all the details and help us bring it to life.
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