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Chris T. Roll

@christroll.bsky.social
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Sr Documentation Manager @ [REDACTED] | ex-Epic Games, Unity, Riot Games | Novelist 🇷🇴 in 🇨🇦 forever standing with 🇺🇦 | #MakeChesterProud (formerly chr1stroll @ twxtter)

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Chris T. Roll @christroll.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Wait, wait wait. Enterprise wants me to pay $99 to enable the GPS in my rental car? Really? 𝓡𝓮𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂?
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Chris T. Roll @christroll.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Looks like today is the day I finally uninstall Google Chrome. #uBlock #fuckGoogle
Screenshot of a Chrome notification that uBlock Origin is no longer supported and Chrome recommends its removal.
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Chris T. Roll @christroll.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I knew about Cho, but the other one is... wow. Yikes. Many yikes.
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Chris T. Roll @christroll.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
GitLab has been reposting these two jobs for at least six months. With all of the talent on the market right now, it's odd they still can't find anyone. I'd say they're ghost jobs and they've got a candidate going through LMIA in Canada or equivalent, but they don't offer visa sponsorship. Weird.
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Chris T. Roll @christroll.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I made a separate account for all my author stuff (books, writer geekery, giveaways, etc.) so if y'all could give me a follow over there, it'd mean lots 💙
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Chris T. Roll @christroll.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
They're squeezing us for everything we can give 'em, that's what (: Epic curbed unlimited PTO in the US and reduced PTO elsewhere to the absolute bare minimum because we weren't cranking Fortnite sh!t fast enough, instead of setting a manageable content schedule. Completely delulu.
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geneva 🖍️ nycc I-07 @gdbee.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Fragmented, yet flawless
Portrait illo of a woman holding her hand up to her chest. She has yellow tinted glasses, smiling with a deeply sincere gaze on the viewer. She is wearing a sheer turtleneck, black tank top, black pearl necklace and gold hoops. Her hair is a framing Afro. She is broken up from eyes to corners with gold slivers with bits of stardust in the darkest areas. Drawn by gdbee art in 2024 with paint tool sai
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Chris T. Roll @christroll.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
She has a what now? Who's the dude? I've pushed everything HP-related out of my mind around the time she came out as a raging TERF.
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Chris T. Roll @christroll.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I can relate to this so hard. My new place has a 15-day vacation policy, and you get another 5 days after 2 years of service. Meantime... my colleagues in Europe are laughing at all of us.
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Chris T. Roll @christroll.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Nought quite so satisfying as seeing a fella try ing to pick a fight and, instead of giving in to the urge to tell him to go feck himself, block and get on with your gaming session 👍
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Russia will not win. Evil will be crushed. #GeorgiaProtests
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Ghostcrawler @ghostcrawler.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
I’m still having trouble getting conversations started here compared to that other social media app, so if you have questions about our game, Ghost, or our studio, FPC, hit me up!
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Chris T. Roll @christroll.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Can anyone decipher this #Unity ad? 'Cause my tired-ass brain can't. "Avoid depending on fragmented services or specialized expertise that can increase overhead or compromise your vision." What.
A Unity advertisement that says "Avoid depending on fragmented services or specialized expertise that can increase overhead or compromise your vision."
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J. Isaac Gadient (they/them) @jisaacgadient.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
DOOOO IIIIITTTTTTT
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Chris T. Roll @christroll.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Ah, Dune II... the granddaddy of them all.
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Chris T. Roll @christroll.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
I'm doing a SC2: Wings of Liberty replay right now and man, I forgot how good that game is. Even the gimmick missions feel nice. Don't think I've ever found that kinda feeling since, not even with the other two SC2 games.
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Aditya Mukerjee 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @chimeracoder.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
cops just do not understand how the. the Internet works lol
A photo of Luigi Mangione in an orange jumpsuit being escorted by police. He has an icon-style halo around his head, implying divinity or sainthood.
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Chris T. Roll @christroll.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Fellow gamers, I need your help. Gimmie your favorite #RTS games to play. Could be old, new, 2D, 3D, don't care; I just want them to be fun. My all-time faves are the Blizzard OGs: #Starcraft, SC2, #Warcraft trilogy. I've also finished They Are Billions on 800%. Anyone have recs?
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Chris T. Roll @christroll.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Oh they still haven't banned that guy? (it's the k**i f*rms human sh!tstain, right?)
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Chris T. Roll @christroll.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Glad I'm not the only one noticing that. I've found myself holding back from belly-aching about small, inconsequential things AND doomposting. It's almost a reflex at this point, like, I write the skeet, then go, wait... and go do something else.
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Joe Wintergreen @joewintergreen.com · 21/12/2024
the popular-er bluesky gets the more it becomes a place people share really grim news for no reason. like not awareness-raisy or anything, just something fucked up happened somewhere, hundreds of shares, sorta thing. once again yearning for cohost
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Chris T. Roll @christroll.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Genuine question, though -- why would they make a bot that does that? It feels a little too personal... unless the guy was into shady sh!t and there's something I'm missing.
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Chris T. Roll @christroll.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Hell's Kitchen meets StarCraft 2. "The zergling stew is raw!! It's RAWWW!!!"
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Chris T. Roll @christroll.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
100%.
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Mike Smith - Voice Actor @kinglowtier.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
SUPPORT. INDIE. GAMES! Full stop
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Danielle Lalonders @dlalonders.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Hi my name is Dani Lalonders, I am a Chicago based game developer and the CEO of Veritable Joy Studios and I created this lil game called ValiDate! 😁💗
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Chris T. Roll @christroll.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
brag* (we need an edit button, dammit) Anyway, this thread brought to you by nostalgia and too much coffee on a Friday morning. I miss the days before gaming was an "industry", but at least we're still here and still trying to make the best of it despite living in late-stage capitalism.
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Chris T. Roll @christroll.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
And sure, we need to live with shitty "games" like Royal Match (where the devs use some really fucked up psychological dark patterns in their advertising, then brags about all the money they made). BUT, at the same time, we still get to play gems like BG3, Elden Ring, BOtW, heck, even Astro Bot.
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Chris T. Roll @christroll.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Video gaming was a culture created by nerds for nerds. Then, the suits came, threw the doors wide open, and ruined it for everyone. Thank fuck there's still studios keeping the magic alive for us OGs who put the fun, gameplay and story ahead of making a handful of corporate asshats even richer.
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Chris T. Roll @christroll.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Anyone out there want to support a small author writing #OwnVoices queer stuff? <3 www.amazon.com/BLOOM-AGAIN-... #Promosky #Booksky
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TO BLOOM AGAIN
TO BLOOM AGAIN - Kindle edition by North, Keira. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading TO BLOOM AGAIN.
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Chris T. Roll @christroll.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Money spent marketing my book: thousands. Copies sold in the first week: 8. I know it's tough out there, but... really? At $2.99/ebook, with a 70-30 split of what's left after Amazon royalties, I make nothing. And it's not like I'm int for the money, but my publisher definitely is.
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Argo Tuulik @mixedmartialarx.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Fighting a malignant millionaire CEO has brought me and my family on the verge of a very real bankruptcy. This is not a drill, I genuinely need your help. Please, take a look at my fundraiser and share it if you can. www.gofundme.com/f/help-disco...
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Donate to Help Disco Elysium Writer Survive the Winter, organized by Argo Tuulik
I am Argo Tuulik, one of the key creatives responsible for bringing you the (… Argo Tuulik needs your support for Help Disco Elysium Writer Survive the Winter
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Chris T. Roll @christroll.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Word to the wise: if you're chronic-depressive and your doctor prescribes #dienogest for pain management, maybe get a second opinion, or you might just end up bawling your eyes out because you cut a carrot wrong.
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Michelle Franklin│Legends and Lectures @michellefranklin.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Because FOX is dumb: it's a lunar leap year, and the Jewish calendar adds an extra month for the calendar shift, Adar Bet. Hanukkah is not blah. There's chocolate, Chinese food, and socks. THERE ARE ALSO WEREWOLVES, FOX NEWS. www.amazon.com/dp/B0BPM28C1P
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Chris T. Roll @christroll.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I'm sorry. I've been in a relationship like that as well (she wanted me to be her chauffeur and her rebound). It sucks. :(
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Chris T. Roll @christroll.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
It's more about who it caters to. Objectification is a male gaze problem (and women/femmes who center themselves in the male gaze claiming some BS "empowerment" are part of the problem, but that's a different story). It's a shame non-sexual nudity is so repressed. That's the crux of the issue IMO.
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Chris T. Roll @christroll.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I know someone like that. They dicked around until their mid-30s, then had a sobering moment and started teaching themselves gamedev as a way to cope with the fallout. They just got their first "real job" at 35. If their enabler hadn't kicked them out, though, they'd still be mooching...
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Cyrus Nemati @ahoymehearties.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I put a devastating amount of work into Vampire Therapist. As a new dev, I managed to release on 3 platforms and 2 stores, and today I'm releasing the third and final free Story Update. But I believe in this thing and the power of therapy and comedy. I hope you'll find it worth it, too!
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Chris T. Roll @christroll.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Oh. That thing. The fella who wants to "colonize Bsky with normal people" or somesuch, right? The k**ifarms guy? Was just wondering if something else had happened, because I'm sadly familiar with this particular wart on the planet's backside.
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Chris T. Roll @christroll.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Feels like we've all forgotten how to talk to each other online without being d!cks. Every Reddit thread I open, some fella has to come in looking for a fight. We could be talking about puppies and kittens, and there'd still be someone to poop on everyone else's party. Is there truly no hope? lol
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Chris T. Roll @christroll.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Oh no, did it start already?
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Chris T. Roll @christroll.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Hard same. I use AI to visualize things because I have a form of aphantasia (can't visualize things inside my head). It's also good for placeholders and stuff, I guess. But I wouldn't use AI art for a book cover, say.
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Merilliza @merilliza.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Dang. I've been busy lately (mostly trying not to have a complete mental breakdown), I haven't been able to keep up with social media again. Sorry if I disappear again out of nowhere. 😬 In the mean time, I hope you enjoy this old art. This was a rejected cover art but I still like it!
A girl, with a long blonde hair and wearing a denim overalls on a white blouse, is lying somberly on a field of wild grass with red roses scattered. She has a long red ribbon wrapped around her right wrist and it continues to wrap on her ring finger, across her body and all the way to her left arm.
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Chris T. Roll @christroll.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Congratulations!
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Chris T. Roll @christroll.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
If you, like me, were excited after seeing the #Catly trailer at #TheGameAwards, give this a read (tl;dr: the game is connected to AI, NFT/blockchain and Web3 bullsh!t): www.reddit.com/r/Games/comm...
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From the Games community on Reddit: Catly has direct ties to AI/NFT/blockchain gaming - sources cited
Explore this post and more from the Games community
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Chris T. Roll @christroll.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie.
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Chris T. Roll @christroll.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
I'm instantly suspicious of any copy that has the word "secrets" in it. ChatGPT *loves* to talk about secrets.
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Chris T. Roll @christroll.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
I've had the same problem on a different thread, got blocked for an innocent fact-checking answer I gave (not about trans rights). People really are on edge. Can you blame anyone, though? It's been such a shitshow on social media for so long that we've forgotten how to engage in good faith.
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