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Christopher Solar 🇨🇦

@christophersolar.bsky.social
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Furniture designer/maker, cyclist, inside the Ottawa bubble. He/Him.

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Christopher Solar 🇨🇦 @christophersolar.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
She's doing the Ludovico Technique all by herself, no eye clamps needed.
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Christopher Solar 🇨🇦 @christophersolar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
"Why won't Jeff Leiper release a made-up unsustainable tax number like I am??" Sorry, is this supposed to make me sour on Leiper?
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Christopher Solar 🇨🇦 @christophersolar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
"I was wearing two dead ducks on my vest, which was the style at the time..."
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Christopher Solar 🇨🇦 @christophersolar.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I don't enjoy the trip out to Costo, but the idea that they only sell giant packages to fill giant SUVs is a myth, unless you've wandered into a Costco Business Center by mistake. I don't see anything virtuous about paying inflated prices at the Loblaws closer to my house.
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Christopher Solar 🇨🇦 @christophersolar.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Having recently endured a long layover in the bingo-hall vibes at YUL this makes me sad. (Not to mention there'd be no reason for a layover at YUL in the first place if we had a functioning HS rail system)
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Christopher Solar 🇨🇦 @christophersolar.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"Only I Can Defeat Mark Sutcliffe" -- Saravanmuttoo, when people said don't enter the race man, you're just splitting the vote.
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Christopher Solar 🇨🇦 @christophersolar.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I guess for a lot of people "top issue" could mean "why do we keep wasting money on this, I never use it".
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Christopher Solar 🇨🇦 @christophersolar.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Spent the first 12 years of my life there, in our little Anglo bubble.
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Christopher Solar 🇨🇦 @christophersolar.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
[posts shitty take] ... [chortling] O ho! I seem to have stirred up a hornets' nest with my entirely correct opinion!
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Christopher Solar 🇨🇦 @christophersolar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"AI experts" to speed up housing construction. Beyond parody at this point. How is this man the front-runner? (rhetorical)
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Christopher Solar 🇨🇦 @christophersolar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
KINETIC
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Christopher Solar 🇨🇦 @christophersolar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There is a certain Dada influence, yes :)
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Christopher Solar 🇨🇦 @christophersolar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
As a 58-year-old I think I should be aspiring to "Parisian Grandpa", at least when it's cold enough outside for a scarf.
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Christopher Solar 🇨🇦 @christophersolar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This "put a sticker over it" approach to infrastructure maintenance could really go places. Think of the money the Feds could have saved on Parliament with just a vinyl wrap instead of a big renovation.
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Christopher Solar 🇨🇦 @christophersolar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You'd think a mayor who loves to lean on the policing/safety narrative would subscribe to the Broken Windows theory.
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Christopher Solar 🇨🇦 @christophersolar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Good Morning, Ottawa (this Corso Italia station window has been broken since July at least, but the caution/duct tape is a recent addition)
Large broken window panel at the Corso Italia LRT station. Some yellow caution tape has been stretched across the glass, and secured with duct tape.
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Christopher Solar 🇨🇦 @christophersolar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Is this a(nother) case of: running an octogenarian with a long and polarizing record is not the best way to beat back a fascist challenger.
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Christopher Solar 🇨🇦 @christophersolar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The stiffness and lightness of a decent pair of cycling shoes is very noticeably better than a shoe meant for walking or running. The whole sole of the shoe becomes part of the pedal.
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Christopher Solar 🇨🇦 @christophersolar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fit: relaxed Silhouette: barrel
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Christopher Solar 🇨🇦 @christophersolar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's all about fit and silhouette. bsky.app/profile/diew...
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Christopher Solar 🇨🇦 @christophersolar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
on Mars, ideally
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Christopher Solar 🇨🇦 @christophersolar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Miami == Halifax" is something you'd say if you'd never been to or even seen or heard anything about at least one of those cities.
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Christopher Solar 🇨🇦 @christophersolar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Low taxes and Mark Sutcliffe is what this campaign is giving us.
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Christopher Solar 🇨🇦 @christophersolar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
At that particular station (and all along Trillium line) I watched the contractor plant trees that were already dead or nearly so. No one cared, no accountability. Contract said plant a tree, we're shoving a tree into the ground, job done.
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Christopher Solar 🇨🇦 @christophersolar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Anyone but Quinn Simmons. Come on, Anyone. #Montreal2026
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Christopher Solar 🇨🇦 @christophersolar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The one-day race with the same circuit has been won by several classics-type riders, though (Van Avermaet, Matthews...), and usually from a small group, so the sprinting ability matters.
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Christopher Solar 🇨🇦 @christophersolar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Putting a tarp over the bad spot is the Balanced Approach.
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Christopher Solar 🇨🇦 @christophersolar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just tap your Shoppers Optimum card to collect your bag! It's easy!
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Christopher Solar 🇨🇦 @christophersolar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Combining the efficiency of a Loblaws self-serve checkout area with the attention to customer service of the Rogers help line. It's going to be amazing!
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Christopher Solar 🇨🇦 @christophersolar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What makes you think there will be fresh faces, as opposed to a bunch of Rogers International Airports?
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Christopher Solar 🇨🇦 @christophersolar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Here it's not even a statistic unless someone dies. If the injuries are merely profound/life-changing we never hear about it again.
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Christopher Solar 🇨🇦 @christophersolar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
New arena being built in downtown Ottawa, on what used to be a grassy hill open to the public. Early version shows a green roof to help sell the project (inaccessible to public, mind you). Later it's quietly, predictably replaced with just a literal green roof.
Early rendering of arena design for "Lansdowne 2.0" plan in Ottawa. A green-roofed area sits at one end of a football stadium, seeming to blend into the surrounding ground.Later version of the Lansdowne 2.0 arena plan. The arena is now a conventional building sitting atop flat ground. The "green roof" of the original design is now a conventional roof, painted an unconvincing green colour.
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Christopher Solar 🇨🇦 @christophersolar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Saw my first "re-elect Mark Sutcliffe" sign yesterday and of course it was a big one right next to Queen Elizabeth Drive. 10/10, no notes. Gotta remind those Barrhaven car commuters who's in charge!
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Christopher Solar 🇨🇦 @christophersolar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The slogan "send Ottawa a message" suggests that they're not really serious about leaving, they just want yet more attention paid to their BS grievances. Which seems like a problem if (like in other votes of this kind) people don't think there will be real consequences to "yes" succeeding.
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Christopher Solar 🇨🇦 @christophersolar.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
waiting on the re-brand: Ontario Common Sense Centre
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Christopher Solar 🇨🇦 @christophersolar.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Looking away from from the hands (dear god), why is AI slop always so orange & blue? Is there only one setting?
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Christopher Solar 🇨🇦 @christophersolar.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I remember the "On TV Tonight" (found it on the Wayback Machine)
"On TV Tonight" from the Onion, September 12 2001:

"Attack On America"
"A Nation Looks Around For Someone To Hit"
"Dan Rather's 83rd Straight Hour On The Air"
"Golden Girls"
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Christopher Solar 🇨🇦 @christophersolar.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
check the fine print -- I bet this doesn't come pre-loaded with shawarma
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Christopher Solar 🇨🇦 @christophersolar.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If I get three in a row do I get a prize, and is the prize a visit from a therapist?
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Christopher Solar 🇨🇦 @christophersolar.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
🛰️ Satle #333 2/6 🟥🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ satle.ca (Like solving the daily MORK, but global)
satle.ca
Satle - A daily geography puzzle
Satle is a Wordle-like geography game where you have 6 tries to guess the city based on satellite images. A new puzzle is available each day.
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Christopher Solar 🇨🇦 @christophersolar.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
In some places in Europe it can be a lot worse! Friend recently flew out of Copenhagen and he was in the departure passport control line for 2 hours. People were being pulled out of the line if they were about to miss a flight. Apparently the wait varies a lot one day to the next.
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Christopher Solar 🇨🇦 @christophersolar.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
anything but address the root causes, I guess?
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Christopher Solar 🇨🇦 @christophersolar.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Down in Lowertown there's this one from the same era. Can't beat the name!
B&W photo of the front steps and door of the Champagne Bath public recreation facility in Ottawa. "CHAMPAGNE BATH" and "1921" are carved into the stone in an art-deco font.
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Christopher Solar 🇨🇦 @christophersolar.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Tired of people being taken seriously for the job of mayor when they don't know the first thing about how the city works.
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Christopher Solar 🇨🇦 @christophersolar.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The darkest red is right on the edge of the map so maybe it's not even Maine. Maybe you talk like a New Brunswicker.
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Christopher Solar 🇨🇦 @christophersolar.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This seems like a bit of well-timed financial bullshittery in aid of the incumbent, no?
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Christopher Solar 🇨🇦 @christophersolar.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
You're forgetting how the NCC sabotaged him with their dastardly road closures on QE Dr.. That fight took a lot out of the guy!
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Christopher Solar 🇨🇦 @christophersolar.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Sutcliffe reduced to Good Morning Mayor, the only job he seems to like (even if he's still not any good at it).
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Christopher Solar 🇨🇦 @christophersolar.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Tangentially, darkly: I wonder what Canada's drone supply situation is like? Hope we don't have to find out.
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Christopher Solar 🇨🇦 @christophersolar.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It looks like you're gearing up for an intense night of vampire-hunting. (I don't know what goes on in Ward 9)
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