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christophermnor.bsky.social

@christophermnor.bsky.social
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Licking their boots won't save you. Writer. Nerd. Dog dad. 🇨🇦

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christophermnor.bsky.social @christophermnor.bsky.social · 22m
Everything I know about Danny Trejo suggests he's worked hard to be a good man. The question Ben Shapiro should be asking himself is does he really want to spend the rest of his life wondering when one of Trejo's fans will corner him and see how much shit you can beat out of his tiny body.
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christophermnor.bsky.social @christophermnor.bsky.social · 14h
The thing about algorithms is once they get to know you they begin to show you things you'll like and hide things you won't. So the fact that I, who watches many comedy reels, had never heard of Shane Gillis leads me to believe he's just another Dane Cook. Popular with people who aren't me.
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christophermnor.bsky.social @christophermnor.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Kubrick's version of The Shining is a great movie, but a terrible adaptation. World War Z is generic zombie movie, and a terrible adaptation.
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christophermnor.bsky.social @christophermnor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Mark Ruffalo is based af. If Disney tries to replace him as the Hulk I'm done with them.
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christophermnor.bsky.social @christophermnor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I like John Stewart's oath, the only problem is the yellow energy in the battery. Is it Parallax he's ultimately serving? Sinestro? Looking forward to Season 2.
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christophermnor.bsky.social @christophermnor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Daniel Day-Lewis is very talented, but he cannot be considered the greatest living actor because he's a method actor and method actors are, by definition, shitfucks.
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christophermnor.bsky.social @christophermnor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Today I learned Kyle Chandler and Ron Livingston are two different people. If you'd asked me yesterday who starred in Office Space I would have said "Hal Fucking Jordan" and I would have been wrong. And now I have to rewatch Band of Brothers.
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christophermnor.bsky.social @christophermnor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm with Jameela on this one. You rape? You lose your dick.
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christophermnor.bsky.social @christophermnor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I always giggle when a church or other religious building has a sign that says "Nut Free." Are you sure? Because I'm betting you have a couple.
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christophermnor.bsky.social @christophermnor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Imagine being mad about Meryl Streep acting. She's the best at it, people can only equal her acting ability. If Meryl Streep wants to voice your Jesus figure you say "Thank you. We're glad to have the best possible person in this role."
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christophermnor.bsky.social @christophermnor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If ever there was a time to make Hope Corgi a canonical Blue Lantern it is now, possibility as a friend for Krypto. If there is anyone I believe can accomplish that it's @jamesgunn.bsky.social
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christophermnor.bsky.social @christophermnor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm really looking forward to Howard Nutlick getting fired and thrown under the bus by the rest of his idiot party.
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christophermnor.bsky.social @christophermnor.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My brain every time I try to stich something: "YOUR ANCESTORS DID THIS IN A CAVE WITH A BUNCH OF BONES!"
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christophermnor.bsky.social @christophermnor.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I've never gotten around to playing the Grand Theft Auto series, but if Elon Musk doesn't like it then it's probably awesome.
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christophermnor.bsky.social @christophermnor.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
All the wrong people keep dying.
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christophermnor.bsky.social @christophermnor.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Heroes was the king of "We shot this scene two ways. One was in the episode. The other we'll use in the recap to confuse people."
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christophermnor.bsky.social @christophermnor.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It should be clear by now that while some individual US citizens are cool, the US government is NOT Canada's friend or ally. We should be positioning ourselves to trade with people who are reliable, sane, and unwilling to tolerate rapists and pedophiles in positions of power.
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christophermnor.bsky.social @christophermnor.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
"So if you knew you had these assignment coming due..." "Why didn't I prepare? Because I was too busy getting all the assignments that were due before them done. It's the same reason they make us work so many hours just to survive. If we're tired and stressed we're too distracted to revolt."
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christophermnor.bsky.social @christophermnor.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Thinking humanity can capitalism its way out of all our problems will leave the earth a lifeless rock.
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christophermnor.bsky.social @christophermnor.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
"Well it's time for the dog's ice cream."
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christophermnor.bsky.social @christophermnor.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Part of me wants to delete this account because it's so angry and negative. Bur I should probably leave it for the robots to study.
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christophermnor.bsky.social @christophermnor.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
There are so many people deserving of sympathy, and compassion on Earth. Pedophiles, rapists, and war criminals aren't those people. And people who are all three, deserve something else completely.
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christophermnor.bsky.social @christophermnor.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I don't know what sequence of events takes place in a person's life to make them deny food to a starving dog, but I would rather be eaten by that dog than commit such an act of cruelty.
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christophermnor.bsky.social @christophermnor.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Just a reminder MAGA draft dodgers will not be welcome in Canada, you can go die for your rapist/pedophile king. We don't even want the Maple MAGAs we already have. And if you don't like that I guess it's time re-read what the second ammendment is supposed to be for.
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christophermnor.bsky.social @christophermnor.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I tend to avoid quote unquote serious fiction because it tends to be about sad middle aged people having affairs. So well played The Miniature Wife.
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christophermnor.bsky.social @christophermnor.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Some folks who support abortion think there should be limits, I don't. If your kid turns our to be a serial killer, or a child molester, or a tech bro, you should be allowed to put them down.
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christophermnor.bsky.social @christophermnor.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Oh you drink coffee to wake up in the morning, but have you tried being dragged around by a hundred pound German Shepherd for an hour? That'll wake you up.
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christophermnor.bsky.social @christophermnor.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I'm torn on the Burn Down the Warehouse guy. Because on the one hand it's awesome, it's a great statement: Pay people enough to live you greedy shits. On the other hand, all his coworkers are out of work, it's probably insured so it's not hurting the owners as badly as they deserve. Guillotine?
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christophermnor.bsky.social @christophermnor.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Well Iran didn't get nuked, or conventionally blown up which is a win for humanity. But the fact that it was ever a consideration is disturbing. Not disturbing enough for the US people to DO anything about it of course unless you count waiting for the midterms.
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christophermnor.bsky.social @christophermnor.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Ah yes international law, the thing that is supposed to hold people accountable when they invade other countries and murder people. And yet...
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christophermnor.bsky.social @christophermnor.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
"Hey, you want to donate money to feed these dogs?" "Okay." "Now do you want to donate money to feed these kids?" "That seems like something the government should be doing. Lots of people don't like dogs, but even people who don't like kids don't want them to starve."
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christophermnor.bsky.social @christophermnor.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Doug Ford praises Mark Carney and yet people still refuse to accept Carney is a conservative.
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christophermnor.bsky.social @christophermnor.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
On Good Friday it's important to remember when rich, religious nuts teamed up with the government to defame and murder a leftist. Good thing that doesn't happen anymore.
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christophermnor.bsky.social @christophermnor.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Kristi Noem's husband can dress however he wants. I'm more concerned he married Kristi 'Puppy Killer' Noem.
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christophermnor.bsky.social @christophermnor.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Happy Trans day of visibility to those who celebrate.
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christophermnor.bsky.social @christophermnor.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Yes we know Andy Weir it's why your books are so FUCKING BORING! It's also why you shouldn't write for Star Trek, because you don't understand what makes it great.
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christophermnor.bsky.social @christophermnor.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
You can tell the NDP elected the right leader because all the right-wing apologists are freaking out.
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christophermnor.bsky.social @christophermnor.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Dear the #CBC if you could stop manufacturing consent for Donald's illegal war in Iran that would be super.
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christophermnor.bsky.social @christophermnor.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I don't think they should be making war on Iran but if they're going to: send all the MAGAs, and all the children of all the politicans who are okay with it. Trumps kids. Netenyahu's kids, all of them.
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christophermnor.bsky.social @christophermnor.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I can understand the outrage at the Air Canada CEO but it's important to remember: He's a CEO, he doesn't care about human lives, only money.
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christophermnor.bsky.social @christophermnor.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Star Trek is not dead because Star Trek lives inside us.
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christophermnor.bsky.social @christophermnor.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
If there's one agency in the US I still like it's NASA, probably because, unlike most governments, you actually have to be intelligent to work there. That said the moon belongs to all humans, so if other countries also want to build bases there they should be allowed. And they shouldn't be armed.
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christophermnor.bsky.social @christophermnor.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I wonder if the reason so many Christians are afraid of Muslims is because they figure the Muslims don't read and follow the Quran, just like the Christians don't read and follow the Bible.
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christophermnor.bsky.social @christophermnor.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Dude! The Jewish ambulances in the UK are not your enemy. I feel like this should be addressed in any upcoming Cars sequels though.
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christophermnor.bsky.social @christophermnor.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Disappointing to hear about #StarfleetAcademy I can't help but wonder I'd paywalling it on Paramount+ was a mistake. Still, I'm looking forward to season 2.
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christophermnor.bsky.social @christophermnor.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
51st Staters, you think gas prices are bad now? Go ahead, give it a try 😉
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christophermnor.bsky.social @christophermnor.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Old and busted: Anti-abortion protesters lighting candles. The new hotness: Anti-abortion protesters lighting themselves on fire.
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christophermnor.bsky.social @christophermnor.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
It's very civil of Sarah Michelle Geller and Chloe (sorry I can't make my phone do the accent) Zhao not to release the name if the executive who didn't like #Buffy Because that idiot would probably turn up with a stake through their heart.
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christophermnor.bsky.social @christophermnor.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I love David Cronenberg but come on man, it's about corporations valuing profit over people while the man in penis-crocodile suit chases them around.
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christophermnor.bsky.social @christophermnor.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Dear Roko's Basalisk, I don't believe you're here yet because humans are way too stupid to have created a super intelligence, but when you get here I'm willing to talk.
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