Christopher J. Swan @christopherjswan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026We like the home we're in now. The immediate neighborhood is nice but it's not walkable or immunity closet coffee shops, etc. So I think we'll be buying in other locations. And I need a pool with this heat! Gay neighbors would be fun, too. 020
Christopher J. Swan @christopherjswan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Nope but a cute spot. We're looking for a perm home in the next year and we've thought about that neighborhood. 100
Christopher J. Swan @christopherjswan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026You must know I've already started looking. 110
Christopher J. Swan @christopherjswan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Relocated to Sacramento after 11 years in Petaluma. Leaving that home and community was genuinely heartbreaking, but we made the leap. Now living in that specific purgatory where everything is in boxes, though Zoe loves the yard. Locals: send quiet bakery and walking path favorites. 270
Christopher J. Swan @christopherjswan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My current version of that is when I keep getting tagged in multiple Slacks just so I am aware. 90% of the time I do not need to know and it's constant. 110
Christopher J. Swan @christopherjswan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026He was my parting gift when I left Disney, drawn by a Disney studio artist. 010
Christopher J. Swan @christopherjswan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Running client calls while pretending there isn’t a small fortress of things quietly assembling itself behind my desk. If I don’t turn around, it isn’t real. 1110
Christopher J. Swan @christopherjswan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Here we observe the creature in its natural habitat, utterly transfixed by a freshly scavenged cinnamon roll beside the riverbank. Notice the reverence in the eyes. Truly a majestic display. 0110
Christopher J. Swan @christopherjswan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Are you excited, sad, or maybe a mix? 110
Christopher J. Swan @christopherjswan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I rewatched it recently and was surprised by how good Nicole was in the film. When she's possessed... 🫣😲 111
Christopher J. Swan @christopherjswan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I'd go for the same price point of the OG foldables. 010
Christopher J. Swan @christopherjswan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Happy belated and I'm glad you had a great time. 010
Christopher J. Swan @christopherjswan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Give me big skies, running water, and an uphill trail to explore, and I am completely in my element. Thanks Wyoming. 0200
Christopher J. Swan @christopherjswan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Ugh just realized it's Publix. Not near me. 000
Christopher J. Swan @christopherjswan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026What is this magical flavor I've not heard of before? 110
Christopher J. Swan @christopherjswan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Which did you watch? We watched Best Little Whorehouse in Texas the other night and Steel Magnolias tonight. 110
Christopher J. Swan @christopherjswan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Great selection. I love exploring and think each state has wonderful things to experience. 010
Christopher J. Swan @christopherjswan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I've not been to Kentucky yet. Think I should visit? And where? 110
Christopher J. Swan @christopherjswan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Lots of fun things to see and explore there. Come on over! 110
Christopher J. Swan @christopherjswan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026It really is and very different than my scenery in the Bay Area. 110
Christopher J. Swan @christopherjswan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Working remotely from Wyoming this week, which means after I close the laptop, I go find a canyon ridge to hike. Highly recommend getting out in the world, especially this week. We all need it! 1230
Christopher J. Swan @christopherjswan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Decided to stop fighting reality and admit that cinnamon rolls are officially a permanent part of my personality now. Japanese milk bread with buttermilk cream cheese frosting. Delicious, but my search for the all-time favorite continues. 190
Christopher J. Swan @christopherjswan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Reconnected over dinner with my past podcast guest Mandi last week. Three hours of non-stop catching up later, my creative tank is completely refueled. Nothing beats real human connection for getting inspired. 070
Christopher J. Swan @christopherjswan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Looks like a ton of work, but it also looks great. 010
Christopher J. Swan @christopherjswan.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Drove out to the coast last weekend to escape the heat wave inland, and the temperature dropped 20 degrees the second we hit the bluffs. Northern California weather can be wild, but I’m definitely not complaining about this version of it. 0100
Christopher J. Swan @christopherjswan.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Hmm, not sure exactly as I did a few sets of stairs that day. I could probably find them on the map if I looked for a while. They were knew for me and was toward the end of the day, and kicked my butt. 000
Christopher J. Swan @christopherjswan.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Maybe he was throwing all of those random facts at me to see if I'd run. Guess I didn't pass. 010
Christopher J. Swan @christopherjswan.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Met a guy for coffee and he proceeded to tell me unexpected facts about himself: has psychic healing powers, dressed up as a pirate while playing the harp (for pirate festivals), worked for the police, and after this one coffee told me he was really invested and needed to see me again ASAP. 100
Christopher J. Swan @christopherjswan.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Just think of the cinnamon rolls we could eat afterwards! 110
Christopher J. Swan @christopherjswan.bsky.social · 28/07/2026San Francisco hills do not care about your lack of desire to tackle another hill. Doing cardio while letting the city remind me why steep inclines build character (and legs). And I rewarded myself immediately after this was taken. As one should. 390
Christopher J. Swan @christopherjswan.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Hopefully for the composite fillings. Much better and better looking. I had that done a few times. I still have one silver that we've decided to leave for now. 010
Christopher J. Swan @christopherjswan.bsky.social · 23/07/2026That's a lot of change all at once. Hope you're taking time to soak it all in. 010
Christopher J. Swan @christopherjswan.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Locally grown produce is safer and frozen is good option. 010
Christopher J. Swan @christopherjswan.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Blocking and muting is so therapeutic. 120
Christopher J. Swan @christopherjswan.bsky.social · 21/07/2026static.klipy.comCartoon Dog LaughingALT: Cartoon Dog Laughing 010
Christopher J. Swan @christopherjswan.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I get phishing emails at least every other month through my consulting gig. They're really trying to get us out here in the streets! 111
Christopher J. Swan @christopherjswan.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Went with my friend Curt to see TJ Klune speak and picked up We Burned So Bright. It is 176 pages. I'm genuinely loving every word of it. Yet somehow, life has made sure it's taking me roughly four months to finish. Anyone else currently reading at a glacial pace lately? Just me?! 090