Christofur Real @christofurreal.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Why did they call it Emo and not Heartcore? 000
Christofur Real @christofurreal.bsky.social · 11/04/2026So this is a thing I own now. An orig '89 pressing (no barcode and Laytonville Lookout! address) of Op Ivy's world-changing (even though the world didn't know it at the time) album Energy. Found at a great record store in Calgary called Neon Taste. 000
Christofur Real @christofurreal.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Wordle 1,755 3/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie stands in front of a group of police officers and says boomALT: a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a group of police officers and says boom 000
Christofur Real @christofurreal.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Wordle 1,754 4/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩media.tenor.coma man wearing a black hoodie with the words " it 's not the worst " on itALT: a man wearing a black hoodie with the words " it 's not the worst " on it 010
Christofur Real @christofurreal.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Wordle 1,753 3/6 🟨⬛⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩media.tenor.coma man wearing a red shirt that says big baller brandALT: a man wearing a red shirt that says big baller brand 000
Christofur Real @christofurreal.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Wordle 1,751 5/6 ⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟨⬛🟩🟨 ⬛⬛🟨🟩🟨 ⬛⬛🟨🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩media.tenor.coma man wearing headphones says " i forgot how stupid i was " while singingALT: a man wearing headphones says " i forgot how stupid i was " while singing 000
Christofur Real @christofurreal.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Finally someone has the courage to say what we're all thinking. 070
Christofur Real @christofurreal.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Wow there are so many people telling and believing obvious lies today that it feels like I'm at a Pierre Poilievre rally. 000
Christofur Real @christofurreal.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Wordle 1,745 3/6 ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟩⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩media.tenor.comI'M Great! I'M Better Thangreat. I Am Good..Gif GIFAlt: Atl text describes images for blind and low-vision users, and helps give context to everyone. 000
Christofur Real @christofurreal.bsky.social · 30/03/2026And I want ICE to stop acting like Nazis. #FuckICE 000
Christofur Real @christofurreal.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Wordle 1,744 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬛🟩🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩media.tenor.coma man wearing headphones and a hat is talking into a microphone and says it looked like twoALT: a man wearing headphones and a hat is talking into a microphone and says it looked like two 000
Christofur Real @christofurreal.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Wordle 1,743 5/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩🟨⬛ 🟩⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie with nbc written on the bottom rightAlt: Atl text describes images for blind and low-vision users, and helps give context to everyone. 010
Christofur Real @christofurreal.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Tiger Woods is an amazing putter but he really needs to work on his driver skills. 000
Christofur Real @christofurreal.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Wordle 1,742 4/6 ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩media.tenor.coma picture of a cartoon character with the words kinda mid on the bottomALT: a picture of a cartoon character with the words kinda mid on the bottom 000
Christofur Real @christofurreal.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Wordle 1,741 5/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 ⬛🟨⬛🟨🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩media.tenor.coma man wearing a hat says " not good " on the bottomALT: a man wearing a hat says " not good " on the bottom 000
Christofur Real @christofurreal.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Wordle 1,740 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟩⬛ ⬛🟨🟨🟩⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩media.tenor.coma cartoon of a crab with the words `` smells like mid '' above itALT: a cartoon of a crab with the words `` smells like mid '' above it 010
Christofur Real @christofurreal.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Wordle 1,739 4/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩media.tenor.coma bald man with glasses and a beard is saying dies of mid .ALT: a bald man with glasses and a beard is saying dies of mid . 000
Christofur Real @christofurreal.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Wordle 1,738 3/6 ⬛⬛🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟨⬛🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩media.tenor.coma woman in a suit and white shirt is smiling and saying god , i love myself .ALT: a woman in a suit and white shirt is smiling and saying god , i love myself . 010
Christofur Real @christofurreal.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Wordle 1,737 4/6 ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟨🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie with the words it 's midALT: a man in a suit and tie with the words it 's mid 000
Christofur Real @christofurreal.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Wordle 1,736 4/6 ⬛⬛🟩🟨⬛ 🟩⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟨🟩🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩media.tenor.coma cartoon of a man wearing sunglasses holding a clipboardALT: a cartoon of a man wearing sunglasses holding a clipboard 000
Christofur Real @christofurreal.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Tokyo rules so hard. youtu.be/QEaLsG-OB9o?...youtu.beTesting my Sumo skills in Asakusa, Tokyo! (They need work.)YouTube video by Christofur Real 101
Christofur Real @christofurreal.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Live and let live, whatever makes you happy as long as you're not hurting anyone and all that... ...but that said... ...I have to think the world would be a MUCH better place if every influencer suddenly spontaneously combusted. 000
Christofur Real @christofurreal.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Tokyo doesn't suck. Omg what a brilliant city! 001
Christofur Real @christofurreal.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Wordle 1,730 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩 ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩media.tenor.coma woman sitting in front of a microphone with the words " ooo that 's not good " above herALT: a woman sitting in front of a microphone with the words " ooo that 's not good " above her 000
Christofur Real @christofurreal.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Wordle 1,729 5/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟨🟨🟨🟩 🟨🟨🟨⬛🟩 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩media.tenor.comtwo men are sitting next to each other and one of them says " not good " on the screenALT: two men are sitting next to each other and one of them says " not good " on the screen 000
Christofur Real @christofurreal.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Ooh this seems like a can't miss idea! Rhymes great with "warn ya" too. How has no one ever thought of this?!? 000
Christofur Real @christofurreal.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Wordle 1,727 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟩 ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩media.tenor.coma man with a mustache is standing in front of a framed picture and says i will rule the worldALT: a man with a mustache is standing in front of a framed picture and says i will rule the world 000
Christofur Real @christofurreal.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Wordle 1,724 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟨🟨🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩media.tenor.coma man wearing an iron & kin sweatshirt stands in front of a wooden tableALT: a man wearing an iron & kin sweatshirt stands in front of a wooden table 010
Christofur Real @christofurreal.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Wordle 1,723 6/6 ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩media.tenor.coma man wearing glasses is sitting in an auditorium and saying i have decided to stop fightingALT: a man wearing glasses is sitting in an auditorium and saying i have decided to stop fighting 000
Christofur Real @christofurreal.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Wordle 1,722 3/6 ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩media.tenor.coma man and a woman in a kitchen with the words " i 'm back baby "ALT: a man and a woman in a kitchen with the words " i 'm back baby " 010
Christofur Real @christofurreal.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Wordle 1,721 X/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 Too angry to look for a cute gif. Get absolutely fucked, Wordle. 000
Christofur Real @christofurreal.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Wordle 1,720 2/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩media.tenor.coma man in a white suit and tie is talking to another man in a black shirt and says am i the messiah ?ALT: a man in a white suit and tie is talking to another man in a black shirt and says am i the messiah ? 000
Christofur Real @christofurreal.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Wordle 1,719 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩media.tenor.coma man in an adidas shirt is holding a digital clockALT: a man in an adidas shirt is holding a digital clock 010
Christofur Real @christofurreal.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Wordle 1,717 3/6 ⬛⬛🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟨🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is making a funny face in front of a shelf of envelopes .ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face in front of a shelf of envelopes . 010
Christofur Real @christofurreal.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Wordle 1,714 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩media.tenor.coma boy in a white tank top says " i 'm a loser " in front of a fireplaceALT: a boy in a white tank top says " i 'm a loser " in front of a fireplace 000
Christofur Real @christofurreal.bsky.social · 26/02/2026The first two songs are wicked awesome. Can't wait for the full album. 🤘💀🤘 000
Christofur Real @christofurreal.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Wordle 1,713 3/6 ⬛🟨🟨🟨⬛ 🟨🟨⬛🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩media.tenor.coma little girl in a tutu is dancing and saying `` that 's right '' .ALT: a little girl in a tutu is dancing and saying `` that 's right '' . 010
Christofur Real @christofurreal.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Wordle 1,712 6/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨 🟩⬛⬛🟩⬛ 🟩⬛⬛🟩🟨 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩media.tenor.coma man says i hate myself right nowALT: a man says i hate myself right now 000
Christofur Real @christofurreal.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Wordle 1,711 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟨⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩media.tenor.coma man with a beard wearing headphones and a hat says " not so well "ALT: a man with a beard wearing headphones and a hat says " not so well " 010
Christofur Real @christofurreal.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Wordle 1,710 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩media.tenor.coma woman in a pink cardigan says i 'm happy in front of a doorALT: a woman in a pink cardigan says i 'm happy in front of a door 110
Christofur Real @christofurreal.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Wordle 1,709 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩media.tenor.coma painting of a vase of flowers is on a wall next to a sign that says " es pn "ALT: a painting of a vase of flowers is on a wall next to a sign that says " es pn " 020
Christofur Real @christofurreal.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Wordle 1,708 5/6 🟩⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩media.tenor.coma black and white photo of a banana on a black backgroundALT: a black and white photo of a banana on a black background 000
Christofur Real @christofurreal.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Wordle 1,707 6/6 🟨⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟨🟩⬛🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩media.tenor.coma man speaking into a microphone in front of a sign that says " the gs in "ALT: a man speaking into a microphone in front of a sign that says " the gs in " 000
Christofur Real @christofurreal.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Wordle 1,705 3/6 ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩media.tenor.coma man and a woman are standing in a kitchen and the man is saying i 'm a geniusALT: a man and a woman are standing in a kitchen and the man is saying i 'm a genius 010
Christofur Real @christofurreal.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Wordle 1,704 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟩⬛⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩media.tenor.coma tow truck from cars says average intelligence in yellow lettersALT: a tow truck from cars says average intelligence in yellow letters 010
