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Chris Taylor

@christoftaylor.bsky.social
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No. Not that one. The other one.

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Chris Taylor @christoftaylor.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I can’t imagine what his fascination with the letter K could be…
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Chris Taylor @christoftaylor.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Think of it, a modestly successful reality tv show host talked us into a War that he can’t win, that never had to start, that “trump” will never be able to settle. The U.S. lost billions in fraud and corruption, far more important than starting a new war. Also, he’s in the Epstein Files.
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Chris Taylor @christoftaylor.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I’ll stop deadnaming Twitter when Musk stops deadnaming his own children.
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Chris Taylor @christoftaylor.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Having these two come up in the feed next to each other is a sight to behold.
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Chris Taylor @christoftaylor.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Enjoy it while yo… it’s over already
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Chris Taylor @christoftaylor.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
My favorite thing about this pan organizer is that the company thinks their target customer is the kind of person who has 8 of the same pan but only 5 lids.
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Chris Taylor @christoftaylor.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This is a hilarious but important lesson for all of you
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Chris Taylor @christoftaylor.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This is going to absolutely revolutionize the medical industry
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Chris Taylor @christoftaylor.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Remember how Weinstein went from being in good enough health to sexually abuse 20 year olds to needing a walker and oxygen in the amount of time it took to go from arrest to trial? Remember how Cosby had no problems getting around before he got arrested but the suddenly needed a wheelchair?
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Chris Taylor @christoftaylor.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I think we know what they were hoping for
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Chris Taylor @christoftaylor.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Funny how that works
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Chris Taylor @christoftaylor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
America would send American troops to liberate Americans if they ever found out about all the human rights abuses that Americans commit against Americans. Kids in cages Extrajudicial killings Concentration camps Attacks on press freedoms and now... Public executions news.un.org/en/story/202...
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Chris Taylor @christoftaylor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Chris Taylor @christoftaylor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Chris Taylor @christoftaylor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The White House considers anyone who uses the term "Epstein Files" THE ENEMY
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Chris Taylor @christoftaylor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Who do we trust? A journalist who consistently produces insider insight on what's going on, or The guy with a history of lying who has previously said he would lie to trick an adversary into not thinking there was an attack coming?
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Chris Taylor @christoftaylor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
BS. 10 years of “Lock Her Up” chants and “Biden Crime Family” lies and you didn’t manage to give any of them so much as a traffic ticket. You can take this “could have” BS and file it next to your two impeachments and 34 felonies.
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Chris Taylor @christoftaylor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They stopped being subtle a long time ago
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Chris Taylor @christoftaylor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They haven’t been trying to hide it for years
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Chris Taylor @christoftaylor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Chris Taylor @christoftaylor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Saying “if you vote republican, I’ll mail everyone a check for $5000 and send every senior $90/mo after the midterms” is against the law. He’s never going to send those checks. But it only takes the offer to make this a crime.
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Chris Taylor @christoftaylor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I did not have “Mamdani is making the prostitutes fat” on my nonsensical Fox attacks bingo card.
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Chris Taylor @christoftaylor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is THIS the Sharia Law I was warned about?
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Chris Taylor @christoftaylor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s says:
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Chris Taylor @christoftaylor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So THAT is why lumber prices are so high. It all makes sense now.
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Chris Taylor @christoftaylor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Chris Taylor @christoftaylor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We’ve lost so much
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Chris Taylor @christoftaylor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think the AI should have put a little more thought into the color of this avatar's shirt and the placement of the two very specifically placed strawberry lapel pins.
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Chris Taylor @christoftaylor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Can you imagine any other president asking his followers to pledge their loyalty to him, and for that pledge to include a request that they commit voter fraud to keep him in power? We are so far off the rails…
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Chris Taylor @christoftaylor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hitler in 1939 admiring a model of his Triumphal Arch. Just in case you thought “America’s Hitler” (trademark JD Vance) might have had an original idea.
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Chris Taylor @christoftaylor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Chris Taylor @christoftaylor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Chris Taylor @christoftaylor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Chris Taylor @christoftaylor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Chris Taylor @christoftaylor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Chris Taylor @christoftaylor.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Chris Taylor @christoftaylor.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Going exactly as expected
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Chris Taylor @christoftaylor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So much winning. I'm sick of all the winning.
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Chris Taylor @christoftaylor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Good thing we didn’t elect the old guy
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Chris Taylor @christoftaylor.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
MAGA logic: socialism is evil, unless the handouts are for me
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Chris Taylor @christoftaylor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Does everyone who enlists get to kiss the king? I would hate to think she’s getting preferential treatment based solely on her lineage.
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Chris Taylor @christoftaylor.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It is illegal to offer people $5000 to vote for a particular party.
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Chris Taylor @christoftaylor.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Is there a GOP convention going on?
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Chris Taylor @christoftaylor.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Again, Mamdani is proving that politicians could help you, if they wanted to. Four prior mayors hid this data. He released it.
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Chris Taylor @christoftaylor.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
NFL, Buffalo vs Houston, in Texas, and the game will open with the Barenaked Ladies playing the Canadian National Anthem. I think this trade war with Canada is NOT being received the way they hoped it would.
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Chris Taylor @christoftaylor.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Vote like THIS is your goal
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Chris Taylor @christoftaylor.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Only one vote against. By the country that will be losing their voting rights at the end of this year because they refuse to pay their bills. They don’t even have a reason to oppose this; they just want to be contrarian.
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Chris Taylor @christoftaylor.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
That’s just nature’s way of setting up a new sky. You just gotta aim your new sky at that swirling pattern and it transfers all the clouds from your old sky to the new one.
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Chris Taylor @christoftaylor.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Mapquest refused to bend to the whims of a moron, and they shot to top of the most downloaded app list.
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