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Christian Wattengård

@christian.wattengard.no
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Developer, Consultant, Architect Mainquesting .NET but sidequesting anything programmable that doesn't hurt my brain too much. Kind but bitchy. He/him.

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Christian Wattengård @christian.wattengard.no · 08/10/2026
It's not wrong...
Screenshot of an Amazon "About You" page, where the algorithm has summed up my entire personality as USB-C. Four cards: Departments: "USB-C Accessories & Power Tools." Product Preferences: "Recently expanding USB-C power and diagnostic toolkit." Product Preferences, again: "Prefers multi-functional, high-compatibility USB-C accessories." Home & Family: "Likely owns multiple USB-C devices." Truly a deep and nuanced understanding of who I am.
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Christian Wattengård @christian.wattengard.no · 23/09/2026
Her i Trondheim ligger de aller fleste restaurantene 10-15% over restaurantpris både på foodora og wolt så de har "ordnet" akkurat det... Screenshots for Sabrura i hhv egen portal og foodora.
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Christian Wattengård @christian.wattengard.no · 12/09/2026
You might be in a simulation...
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Christian Wattengård @christian.wattengard.no · 27/05/2026
Indeed...
Product shot of the icecream popsicle "Plattfot" from norwegian company Diplom-IS
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Christian Wattengård @christian.wattengard.no · 14/05/2026
My awesome daughter may have a slightly unhealthy crush on Sebastian Stan 😂 (posted with permission)
Cake with printed image of Sebastian Stan as Bucky BarnesOne awesome daughter in front of a flag depicting Sebastian Stan as Bucky Barnes
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Christian Wattengård @christian.wattengard.no · 29/04/2026
Beskjed fra Altibox om endring i kanalutvalget...
Meme fra TV-serien The Office med tittelen «Kanalbytte i poengpakken din». Øverst vises to hvite plakater – én med teksten «TV3+» og én med «TV6». I midten står den gule teksten «Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture.» Nederst sitter Pam fra The Office med et nøytralt uttrykk, med teksten «They're the same picture.» Under meme-bildet er det en melding fra Altibox: «Som følge av en ny avtale vi har gjort med Viaplay skjer det nå en liten endring i TV-innholdet ditt: Frem til i dag har kanalen TV6 vært inkludert hos deg og alle med Altibox TV. Fra nå av blir i stedet TV3+ en fast kanal, mens TV6 må velges inn.»
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Christian Wattengård @christian.wattengard.no · 25/02/2026
Uh, @bloomberg.com ,are you ok?
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Christian Wattengård @christian.wattengard.no · 25/02/2026
Post old memes to confuse young people
UBÅTER OG GRENSER: I en sketsj på NRK i 1978, uttalte Harald Heide-Steen jr., i rollen som russisk ubåtkaptein, de udødelige ordene: «Vi kan jo ikke se den grense under vann!» SKJERMDUMP: NRK (stjålet av meg fra klassekampen.no)
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Christian Wattengård @christian.wattengard.no · 25/01/2026
Hey London! I am in you, and looking forward to @ndcconferences.com starting tomorrow!
It's me, looking like doofus outside the QE II centre
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Christian Wattengård @christian.wattengard.no · 17/01/2026
Soon!!?
A top-down illustrated map of North America where Canada and Alaska are overlaid with the red-and-white Canadian flag, featuring a large maple leaf spanning central Canada, while the rest of the continent shows natural terrain colors and surrounding blue oceans.
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Christian Wattengård @christian.wattengard.no · 15/12/2025
Just ask "Why is it so that ..." insert thing that isn't so at all... I always aims to please... This wasn't the best example, but as a Scandinavian I can honestly say I have never made this joke...
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Christian Wattengård @christian.wattengard.no · 06/11/2025
Tenkte jeg skulle skrive under her, men denne linja fra personvernerklæringen gjør at de dessverre ikke får min signatur denne gangen.
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Christian Wattengård @christian.wattengard.no · 03/11/2025
It doesn't stop there... They tried launching this in Norway, we weren't having it :D Lasted only one season.. (Although I didn't mind it)
A picture of the box for Dr Oetker Pizza Ristorante Chocolate Pizza. A pizza impostor which was basically a flat chocolate cake.
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Christian Wattengård @christian.wattengard.no · 27/10/2025
Just asked ChatGPT about alternatives to FluentValidator. After suggesting Valit, which exists, but had it's last github commit 7 years ago. It came up with these. Complete with examples and everything... The problem is, they don't exist :D And I don't think they ever did.. @jimmybogard.com
A dark-themed screenshot showing a comparison of two C# validation libraries: LightValidation and PowerValidation. Each section includes a title, a short description, a GitHub link, a code example, and pros and cons lists.
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Christian Wattengård @christian.wattengard.no · 20/10/2025
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only
Three people stand in an underground stone chamber. The man in the middle looks alert and speaks, while the man on the right holds a flaming torch that lights up the scene. The woman on the left appears concerned, glancing to the side. The setting is dim and dusty, suggesting an adventure or treasure-hunting scenario.
TLDR; it's a scene from National Treasure starring Nick Cage
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Christian Wattengård @christian.wattengard.no · 08/09/2025
Nå viser det seg at FrP har vært så forutseende at de har laget en artikkel på nettsidene sine om akkurat denne utsendelsen: www.frp.no/nyheter/har-... Her mener de at denne reklamen er så viktig at den veier tyngre enn inngrepet i personvernet som følger av å få tilsendt en liste med
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Christian Wattengård @christian.wattengard.no · 04/09/2025
Vi er snart ferdig med 2025, det må da gå an å få orntlig norske tegn i tekstingen...
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Christian Wattengård @christian.wattengard.no · 02/09/2025
NEI, Dagbladet! FYYY! Slem avis! Gå på plassen sin! INGEN har bedt om dette...
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Christian Wattengård @christian.wattengard.no · 28/08/2025
@kode24.no Vet ikke hvem som er CSS-sjef hos dere men tror jeg fant en avglemt sak i mørkt tema. Ser ut til å være en bruker-tag inne i en kommentar?
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Christian Wattengård @christian.wattengard.no · 15/08/2025
Considering changing our family music consumption platform away from Spotify. Looking at YT Music and while it's promising, this is currently a dealbreaker for me. Why are some (quite a few actually) ASOT episodes missing, and it's also missing the tracklisting.
Screenshot of youtube music showing 5 out of 10 visible episodes of A State Of Trance podcast slash radio show not available
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Christian Wattengård @christian.wattengard.no · 04/07/2025
I wonder to how many battery packs this one uses...
A van withy Ryobi tools graphics on it.
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Christian Wattengård @christian.wattengard.no · 08/04/2025
This is what Gemini came up with. Although I'm not sure how the vacuuming works with the stealth cleaning...
A ninja vacuuming the bedroom floor at night.
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Christian Wattengård @christian.wattengard.no · 07/04/2025
This game is trying to ship these two harder than Harry and Hermione... But he is an asshole and it ain't happening... #acshadows
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Christian Wattengård @christian.wattengard.no · 05/04/2025
No cheating. Last saved celebrity pic is your therapist. I'm cooked (as the youth say...)
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Christian Wattengård @christian.wattengard.no · 20/03/2025
No cheating, last photo of the pet
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Christian Wattengård @christian.wattengard.no · 20/03/2025
This should be right up @kevlin.bsky.social's alley. The public display on this bus stop had a moment...
Display on busstop showing debug data.
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Christian Wattengård @christian.wattengard.no · 18/03/2025
I would love to, but with FOURTY DOLLARS international shipping, and 25% vat, it's a bit much.. How about getting a european printer?
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Christian Wattengård @christian.wattengard.no · 18/03/2025
Would love to, but $40 shipping for 1 t-shirt is a bit over the top...
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Christian Wattengård @christian.wattengard.no · 21/02/2025
* infiltrere kattetråden *
Nahla the dog, snuggling on her bed like the firefox logo.
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Christian Wattengård @christian.wattengard.no · 12/02/2025
So... Not much then? ;)
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Christian Wattengård @christian.wattengard.no · 09/01/2025
It's basically this meme, just after moving in with the Leopard...
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Christian Wattengård @christian.wattengard.no · 09/01/2025
What, this tiny 32x32 icon in the lower left corner doing weird things at weird times isn't enough status information for you?
Screenshot of Visual Studio 2022 status icon showing that it _may_ be ready, or not, I'm not the boss of it, and neither is windows, apparently...
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Christian Wattengård @christian.wattengard.no · 20/12/2024
Post your favourite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
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Christian Wattengård @christian.wattengard.no · 16/12/2024
Lunch har også en kommentar til dette :)
Tegneseriestripe som viser en kontorarbeider stående i et tilsynelatende tomt kontorlandskap med telefonen til øret. Han ser overrasket ut og sier: "An inneklemt day?!" Kalenderen på veggen viser måneden mai, noe som antyder en fridag eller inneklemt dag som forklaring på det tomme kontoret. Stoler og pulter står tomme rundt ham.
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Christian Wattengård @christian.wattengard.no · 16/12/2024
I do, but with the pure prompt. Not so flashy, and then I combine it with eza to give me some nicetohaves when listing files (yes those are clickable hyperlinks)
Directory listing showing the features of eza and oh-my-posh
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Christian Wattengård @christian.wattengard.no · 13/12/2024
Found this in my facebook memories... @asot.bsky.social
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Christian Wattengård @christian.wattengard.no · 03/12/2024
@scott.hanselman.com Do you have any history behind why the MCSA/MCSE training books in the early 2000s had tools on the covers? :D
The cover of Windows Server 2003 Network Infrastructure showing a compassThe cover of Windows Server 2003 Environment showing a pipe cutterThe cover of Windows Server 2003 Active Directory Infrastructure showing a paint spray gunThe cover of Windows 2000 Server showing yet another pipe cutter
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Christian Wattengård @christian.wattengard.no · 02/12/2024
Laget intro med Suno... Sorry... Det begynner å bli en avhengighet nå...
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Christian Wattengård @christian.wattengard.no · 29/11/2024
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