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Christa Faust

@christafaust.bsky.social
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Writer. Pervert. Menopausal Troublemaker. Bisexual Assassin. She/They.

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Christa Faust @christafaust.bsky.social · 10h
(Werner Herzog Voice) Bears took my garbage.
Yogi Bear and Boo Boo stealing a Pic-A-Nic basket under the words "Don't feed the bears."
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Christa Faust @christafaust.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Rumble in British Columbia! Order placed and really looking forward to this. arsenalpulp.com/Books/S/Shot...
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Shot in Vancouver
An entertaining history of Vancouver as Hollywood North, the third busiest film production hub in North AmericaRumble in the Bronx and Jason Takes Manhattan. Five Easy Pieces and Deadpool. Supernatura...
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Christa Faust @christafaust.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Feeling a definite type of way about this photo.
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Christa Faust @christafaust.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sharing this again for no particular reason. boxd.it/AgCmw
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Female Rage Flicks Directed by Women
Because (waves hands around at America.) Please help an angry bitch out and post more suggestions below! Bonus points for queer women and BIWOC.
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Christa Faust @christafaust.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Having a burrito day.
My dog Lupe wrapped up in a blanket like a burrito.
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Christa Faust @christafaust.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What, am I back in Los Angeles?!? earthquaketrack.com/quakes/2026-...
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4.3 Magnitude Earthquake Near Wauna, Washington, United States - Earthquake Track
4.3 magnitude earthquake near Wauna, Washington, United States on 2026-09-29 21:05:56
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Christa Faust @christafaust.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
But looking back now, we agreed that what was really happening was that I was testing the gender fence like the velociraptors in Jurassic Park, looking for a weak spot so I could escape and kill my captors.
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Christa Faust @christafaust.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I was also diagnosed with "attention deficit disorder" back then, which at the time I dismissed as bullshit, basically just "not feminine enough" disorder. (Oops, turns out that was actually sort of true-ish.)
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Christa Faust @christafaust.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Current gender: Murder Turkey. I was talking with the Lady V about how I was constantly in trouble as a kid/teen for doing things that would not have been a big deal if I had been labeled a boy.
Close up of a velociraptor from Jurassic Park.
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Christa Faust @christafaust.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Here's a fun (not actually fun) game: Waiting to see if my current supply of Big Honkin' Hooter Holsters will fall apart before I can get my top surgery. Because I really want to keep this Scary German Lady with the Kubrick stare away from my wallet!
A Scary German Lady with a Kubrick stare holding up a bra like she's gonna strangle me with it.
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Christa Faust @christafaust.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The fact that my Bad Ear is being a total dick on #BisexualAwarenessDay is frankly homophobic. Anyway, virtual finger guns to all my bi/pan/everything bagel siblings out there. I see you, gorgeous creatures! 🩷💜💙
Vintage paperback cover with a blond, shirtless dude eyeballing another dude. Title: ANY SEX WILL DO.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
No shame in his game 👏🏼
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Gay Congressional Candidate Refuses To Be Ashamed Of Fetish Model Past After Attacks From Conservatives—And We're Cheering
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 21/09/2026
For my newsletter, I wrote about Democrats coming out against "trans surgery for kids" (which do not happen) and how the myth took over our politics. www.burnsnotice.com/the-trans-ki...
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The "Trans Kid Surgery" Myth
The big lie worked because it played on your protective instincts
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Christa Faust @christafaust.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Queer characters, women, and other marginalized characters should not have to become moral exemplars to justify their place at the center of a story." More chewy food for thought, from @johncopenhaver.bsky.social
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Christa Faust @christafaust.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Good morning from Couch City. Bad ear is still bad af, but the @criterionchannl.bsky.social has a Ninón Sevilla collection, including my fave, Victims of Sin.
Ninón Sevilla with bongos dressed like a demon chicken.
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Christa Faust @christafaust.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I found this cozy 2014 Canadian Winter Olympics jacket while thrifting with The Madwoman yesterday. I was going to claim it's #heatedrivalry related, but, unlike that show, it features a prominent beaver. I, on the other hand, can never have too many prominent beavers. 🇨🇦 🦫
A red jacket featuring a prominent Canadian beaver.
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Christa Faust @christafaust.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I hate this fucking timeline. Gonna start writing in bookstore windows like Harlan Ellison. ellipsus.com/blog/the-pro...
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Christa Faust @christafaust.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Even better!
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Christa Faust @christafaust.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Thrifting with The Madwoman and caught Aladdin being a greedy bottom. Too bad nobody has dicks.
A naked Aladdin doll with his ass up, possessively draped over three naked Ken dolls.
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Christa Faust @christafaust.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I met a Very Good Dog today.
A black French bulldog, or possibly a furry goldfish.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 07/09/2026
Isaac Newton famously wrote “if I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants.” Academic progress is always iterative and builds on the work of others, and a key component of academic culture is proper citation & attribution. It would be a travesty to let LLMs destroy that.
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Demon Luis Colón @angelluiscolon.com · 04/09/2026
This is very much @christafaust.bsky.social content
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Meg Gardiner @meggardiner.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
LA! SoCal! Y'all! Check it out!
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Sarah Weinman @sarahweinman.com · 03/09/2026
Wrote about Izabella Scott's THE BED TRICK, a complex, brilliant book about a case where gender, race, sex, class, and storytelling itself ended up on trial, for @theatlantic.com.
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The Sexual Politics of the ‘Bed Trick’
A new book about an infamous trial asks how the stories we tell can define our relationships.
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Rob Hart @robwhart.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If you're writing a novel and want to take it to the next level—find an agent, land a traditional publishing deal, or just make it the best story it can possible be—I can help. My specialty is developmental editing, and helping writers crack the code of storytelling.
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Editing services
Manuscript edits: Have you finished a book, and you know it needs some work that you can’t quite put your finger on? Are you querying and collecting rejections? I’ll read your novel, pr…
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Christa Faust @christafaust.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Jen is the best, and the world needs this book. You know what to do.
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Christa Faust @christafaust.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Grimothy J. Reaper, go pick a switch! variety.com/2026/film/ob...
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Tim Curry, ‘Rocky Horror Picture Show’ Star, Dies at 80
Tim Curry, who soared to fame in the ‘70s as the flamboyant star of “The Rocky Horror Picture Show,” died on Tuesday in Los Angeles. He was 80.
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SACosby @blacktopkid.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
😭
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Chantelle Aimée @suspensesiren.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU
Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
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Christa Faust @christafaust.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"Songwriting is my way of channeling my feelings and my thoughts. Not just mine, but the things I see, the people I care about. My head would explode if I didn’t get some of that stuff out." - Dolly Parton. RIP to a real one.
Dolly Parton with books for kidsIMAGINATION
LIBRARY
Dolly Parton's Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free, high-quality books to
children from birth to age five, no matter their
family's income.
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Jedidiah Ayres @maybejed.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Caught up with a handful of small crime flicks - a couple of them were funny too. Not comedies, but funny. Felt special to me because so many of the small crime flicks I see these days are super grim or hardboiled and it feels like humor is non existent or very broad overwhelming the thriller stuff
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Christa Faust @christafaust.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Have some Lupe.
My dog Lupe, with a bully stick.
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Christa Faust @christafaust.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This 2026 remake of The Misfits really sucks.
Two wild mustangs with the headline : Under Trump, Protected Wild Horses Are Going to Slaughter
A legal loophole allows the government to sell mustangs on the cheap, stripping them of protections and clearing their path to destruction.Lobby Card for The Misfits (1961)
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Christa Faust @christafaust.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"As someone who has written a novel about the Lavender Scare in the McCarthy era, trust me when I say we don’t want a witch hunt. Everyone loses, except the powerful, except the bros." Thoughts on AI and fictional realness by @johncopenhaver.bsky.social johncopenhaver.substack.com/p/what-we-ta...
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What We Talk About When We Talk About ... Authenticity
A new series on the terms we use to talk about writing, and what we mean by them
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Jedidiah Ayres @maybejed.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Heh - MOD SQUAD reboot w/ @christafaust.bsky.social and @nerdofnoir.bsky.social
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Christa Faust @christafaust.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Stop whatever you're doing and go read @robwhart.bsky.social on why you should read bestsellers right fucking now. I'll wait. robwhart.substack.com/p/dungeon-cr...
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DUNGEON CRAWLER CARL, why TWILIGHT is good actually, and the importance of reading bestsellers
Every book is a learning opportunity...
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 10/08/2026
For my newsletter, I spelled out once simple trick for the WNBA to shut down that transphobic publicity stunt by two former NBA players: www.burnsnotice.com/heres-how-th...
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Here's How the WNBA Can Win the Anti-Trans Controversy
The league has a golden opportunity to make a definitive and educational point about trans athletes–if it has the courage to do it
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Christa Faust @christafaust.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Five dollars.
A two VHS tape set called "getting creative with sex" on top of a bin of other tapes in a thrift shop.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 07/08/2026
I am absolutely thrilled to present to you: How to Build a Universe (Theoretically Speaking) available for pre-order now, wherever you buy your books! www.simonandschuster.ca/books/How-to...
Cover of the book "How to Build a Universe (Theoretically Speaking)" by Katie Mack. The top right corner says "Author of The End of Everything" and the bottom left says "Brilliant and thrilling! - John Green". The cover motif is a space image made of puzzle pieces.
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🏳️‍🌈 Ms. Marya E. Gates 🦩 @oldfilmsflicker.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
"If this is what it takes to get a rom-com greenlit these days, maybe we should just let them die. Death with dignity is surely a better fate for the genre than fascist capitulation." Zero stars for this piece of shit movie. My review of ONE NIGHT ONLY for @ebertvoices.bsky.social
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One Night Only review: Pull out from this sex-negative rom-com
If this is what it takes to get a rom-com greenlit these days, maybe we should just let them die.
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Christa Faust @christafaust.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Hey, WA! the Madses are here to remind you to get our there and #vote
Three Mads Mikkelsen figures on my office shelf, two 12 inch and one 6 inch, with a sticker saying "I voted."
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Beau Johnson 🇨🇦 🪓 @beaujohnson44.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
If I may be so bold, www.amazon.com/All-Them-Bur...
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Jordan Harper @jordanharper.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
They've got A MOMENT OF ROMANCE for $13 dollars right now. Proto-Wong Kar Wai dripping with neon and romance and blood. A true bargain in an age of scams.
the neon hazed cover of A MOMENT OF ROMANCE, two gorgeous people behind glass smeared with raindrops and purple light.
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Johnny Shaw @bloodandtacos.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
DOVE SEASON is back in print as an ebook. With a new foreword by the amazing @christafaust.bsky.social and a cover by the adequate @jaystringer.bsky.social It's arguably my best book, so if you're interested, it's the best place to start. Wherever ebooks are sold.
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Christa Faust @christafaust.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I dunno, have some fungi.
What do I look like a fucking mycologist to you? It's some kind of fungi. Ruffled, burnt orange, smooth on top and ridged underneath. Anyway I thought it was cool.
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Christa Faust @christafaust.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
New ebook edition of Dove Season by @bloodandtacos.bsky.social with intro by me! buttondown.com/christafaust...
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Christa Faust @christafaust.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The Madwoman and I are very proud of our chonky son.
A chonky little madagascar palm, with my palm for scale.
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Christa Faust @christafaust.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
In other bisexual news, do I have to fight Hudson Williams for fucking my girlfriend Carrie-Anne Moss? youtu.be/4PPodH3i_7k?...
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Official Teaser | YAGA | Crave Original
YouTube video by Crave
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Christa Faust @christafaust.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Exhibit B) I really need Michelle Yeoh to sit on my face while she administers the Voight Kampff test.
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