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chrißy @chrissy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
wsg bsky
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chrißy @chrissy.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I got mountains named after me
Chřiby mountain Wikipedia, also known as mars mountains
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chrißy @chrissy.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
This riding me and biting my neck btw
Drinking coffee martini while throwing up the shocker
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chrißy @chrissy.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Good morning say it back
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chrißy @chrissy.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Dashing Black gentleman in an all over flaming hot Cheetos t shirt with white pants, flaming hot Cheetos socks, and white air forces
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chrißy @chrissy.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I’m here only for u
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chrißy @chrissy.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Nancy with an evil grin
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chrißy @chrissy.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Someone my mutuals would regularly follow inspired a school shooting
Rick astley mid dance
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chrißy @chrissy.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Nerd
Lord Businessman II @lordb... • 1
Bluesky Elder
The knowledge that Luigi Mangione first, got relief from surgery before killing the executive, and second, that he was never insured by UHC, significantly degrades whatever sense of good faith I had from all of this
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chrißy @chrissy.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Anyway, on lunch at work so I am meditating
Happy doggie with propeller hat, minions shirt, and lollipop smiling and standing upright on grass. Potentially a Garry’s mod screenshot I think that’s been low scaled in quality
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chrißy @chrissy.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
This was about me
>he's a janitor
>on the internet
>on an anime imageboard
>he does it for free
>he takes his "job" very seriously
54 KB JPG
>he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will
ever have in his pathetic life
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his parent's house
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends
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chrißy @chrissy.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Ohhh
Time nomad image highlighting moon is about to be full on Sunday, 11/15
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chrißy @chrissy.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

VIOLENCE IS NEVER THE ANSWER, BUT SOMETIMES IT IS.
-MATT BARNES ON DEREK FISHER
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chrißy @chrissy.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
IN THE HEEEEEATTTT OF THE NIGHT
Goat singing his ass off
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chrißy @chrissy.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I gagged the live
C
@chribbzz
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all of this is aligning w collective burnout. everything sucks because everyone's tired from working because everything is expensive. pluto in aquarius is gonna be the pin that is removed from the grenade of collective retaliatory violence #visionme
1:58 PM • Jan 7, 2023
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chrißy @chrissy.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Matt Barnes on Derek fisher: violence is never the answer, but sometimes it is
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chrißy @chrissy.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Me skeeting this
Wojack with an angry crying face mask with a sly smile underneath
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chrißy @chrissy.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Tore they ass UP!!!!!
Technology that was insured and written off as a loss including a laptop two monitors etc
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chrißy @chrissy.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
@yukithesnowman314 • 7mo ago
You know why you're here.
RIP New Jack and OJ. You know they terrorizing hell right now!
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chrißy @chrissy.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
The shit that just happened to me the last 48 hours
Nle choppa looking ominously
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chrißy @chrissy.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
“Young man from br—“
Says jay z date of brith (spelling is wrong)
And his birthdate is December 4 1969
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chrißy @chrissy.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Alicia keys, swizz beats, Beyoncé, jay z, Alison stout, Steve stout, Kim k, Kanye, Cassie (a victim), diddy
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chrißy @chrissy.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Got 5/7 games predicted right *and* I was able to go back and see how I fucked it up previously
Kevin Garnett slamming basketball into a hopp with the caption “I’m coming home.”
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chrißy @chrissy.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Bro it won’t stop
Listifications app message saying this bitch wargoddess304 blocked me like 928384832 times
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chrißy @chrissy.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Thank you to whoever said this 😭😭😭😭😭 like I really needed it
Anonymous
December 7, 2024 at 9:36:58 PM
I know you don't wanna share your astrological predictions at this time, but I just wanted to let you know l've always enjoyed what you shared and I think you're very gifted in that!!!
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chrißy @chrissy.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Back to making my own website again, working on my projects, and don’t care too much if I get a social media whatever
Dude with a fake off white backpack on saying I became very nonchalant
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chrißy @chrissy.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
If you see this post an image you saved because it made you laugh.
It’s a screenshot from fb from the user Spooki Dooki. It’s captioned “Nigga copying & pasting fb statuses…
can't make this shit up” with four crying laughing emojis. It’s a iPhone screenshot and The texts are as follows 

Grey said “Do you ever just wanna sit outside with someone and talk all night about life.”

Blue said “Yea”

Grey said “I go hard for me cause I know where I don't wana go back to!! !!!!!!!!”

Grey double texted with “not having sex after getting drunk is a waste of alcohol honestly”

And finally grey said “My problem is I wanna see you after ljust seen you”

Blue responds with “Stop texting me”

Grey said Why
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chrißy @chrissy.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
When you wake up n realize it's another day hoeless, no good morning texts and you already hungry
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chrißy @chrissy.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
3. Ass play is about to be as common as kissing in my opinion.
4. Here's more general predictions lol
• cyber crimes, technological terrorism worse than data breaching, pen
testing (Pluto = Terrorist activity)
• online tombs
• cyberpollution
• Camgirling is about to change in a new way.
• Digital sex work
• Digital smut (erotica writers? You're up)
• Digital Decay will be addressed. We will see the first ruined images due to natural jpeg artifact build up
• Digital Third Space/Metaverse will be expanded upon. Focusing on a decentralization of both this technology and the need for this "digital third space" will help this from being some terrorist rich kids fantasy.
4. OH AND LIKE I FUCKING SAID. SILICON VALLEY WILL FALL.
5. 3D is up, more focus on 3D. I saw a tweet about that, but I think that a lot of the kids will be more advanced at 3D vs how we as kids went towards digital art? Idk how to make that make sense but yea.
5. Cybertheft. Feels like there is about to be A GLARING VULNERABILITY LOL THAT JUST WENT UNCOVERED UNTIL NOW and it will get EXPLOITED AND TORE TF UP
7. Everybody thinks they're fuckin Jon Stewart... one thing I haye about us Aquarii we don't know how to shut the fuck up sometimes...
8. Streamers held the long con enough for people to forget responsible pirating, but this will turn on its head during this transit I think...
9. Looking at the internet....
Pluto rules generations. So pluto in Aquarius will be a new generation. And they will be weird as hell.
Pluto in Scorpio = When World Wide Web was created.
Pluto in Aquarius = WWW Square. And I feel like now, we're looking at the
damages and transformations the internet underwent since the web was created. It feels much more hollow.
I think Pluto Squares tell us how to fix things. Just saying.
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chrißy @chrissy.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Written November ‘23
EDIT: 02/23. I just checked. Saturn did go into Pisces 03/07, but Pluto wasn't in Aquarius until 03/23. I do consider Pluto to rule financial systems, and I do think the Saturn transit did spark the bank run, but I wanted to correct this! I am sorry! Pluto spiked the same bank run on Black Monday 2008, and led to the subprime mortgage crisis.
So, Saturn-Pluto, but NOT Pluto in Aquarius. I apologize.
I think it's fun to use astrology in tandem with what we're experiencing because as above, so below. But, it's more fun to be able to recognize the energy that you're looking at.
So, here's a little loose list of things that I think will happen during Pluto in Aquarius.
1. Power (Pluto) to the People (Aquarius) = Our reliance on these big corporate
structures (Capricorn) will lower and lower, especially as we see ourselves getting punished for speaking about what we believe in. I feel like we will question sources of power, and then look into finding our power within ourselves. I feel like there will be more demagogues lol. But mostly, it will be people turning to their communities.
2. Political Revolutions - Last time Pluto was in Aqua was from 1778-1798 and I swear to god they got that bitch cracking like CRAB LEGS. They had
• Irish Rebellion
• Settler-Indigenous Wars
• Indigenous rebellion against spanish colonization
• Haitian Revolution
• Northwest Indian War ...
Like THEY WASN'T FUCKING PLAYING. So, you already know what time it is. I guess my question is how will the INTERNET play into this?
3. Ass play is about to be as common as kissing in my opinion.
4. Here's more general predictions lol
• cyber crimes, technological terrorism worse than data breaching, pen
testing (Pluto = Terrorist activity)
• .
online tombs
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chrißy @chrissy.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Something’s telling me I’m about to piss bitches all the way off this week
Venus is currently sitting at 27 degrees, 55 minutes Capricorn, forming a conjunction to Pluto at 0 degrees, 20 minutes aquarius. The moon is at 3 degrees, 43 minutes aquarius.
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chrißy @chrissy.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
In a group of white figures, an orange one stands out to look around. It is captioned “just making sure I don’t fit in…”
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chrißy @chrissy.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
i'm looking at your spotify wrapped and taking in the information and creating new assumptions and analyses about u btw and i'm pathologizing them too. and creating narratives
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chrißy @chrissy.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I just logged in my old account and ☹️
Spotify tastebreaker playlist of l’enfant samba by cortex, I am in love by Jennifer lara and girl wen u dance by dj roc Spotify playlist featuring slipped disc by LIZZY MERCIER DESCLOUX and every hard r is a star by Boris gardiner)
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chrißy @chrissy.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Mercury and Jupiter are actually mutually receptive exactly. I was just guessing, I didn’t know it actually was exact and separating
Jupiter, retrograde, at 16 degrees and 40 minutes Gemini, is almost exactly mutually receptive to Mercury, retrograde at 16 degrees, 10 minutes Sagittarius.
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chrißy @chrissy.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
It just now worked YAYYYYYY
A sillhouette of a person breaking free from chains
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chrißy @chrissy.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
YAYYYYYYYYY I popped one
High scale doggy with lollipop, propeller hat, minions shirt and pant, smiling. Probably from gmod I think
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chrißy @chrissy.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
No Spotify wrapped this year because I was on soulseek
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chrißy @chrissy.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
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chrißy @chrissy.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Paywalled but
Address: 1216 Bardstown Road
Inspection date: Nov. 19
Score: 88
Violation:
• PROPER COLD HOLDING TEMPERATURES: TCS food not maintained at 5°C (41°F) or below (TCS food holding between 50-55 degrees-all discarded).
• PROPER DATE MARKING AND DISPOSITION: Food not clearly marked to indicate the date or day by which the food shall be consumed, sold or discarded (corrected).
• TOXIC SUBSTANCES PROPERLY IDENTIFIED, STORED, USED:
Medicine (Pepto Bismol) stored inside reach-in cooler with food (corrected).
• INSECTS, RODENTS AND ANIMALS NOT PRESENT: Presence of insects (fruit flies in tofu room).
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chrißy @chrissy.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
ADHD medication reuppings I can finally be a contributing member to society again hehe ^w^
Pastor Jamar d bowman smiling happily
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chrißy @chrissy.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
AHAKEEODJDJDS
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chrißy @chrissy.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Going to bed but throwback to when I was in deep extreme psychosis and the only reprieve I had was a priv account where I would unpack the Clinton affair piece by piece
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chrißy @chrissy.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
When will the lessons stop
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chrißy @chrissy.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Whoa
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chrißy @chrissy.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
On indeed
The go crazy go stupid guy. But he has no eyes and no teeth, sunken and hollow
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chrißy @chrissy.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Quite literally me since April 8th 2024
Remember that
feeling you got when the second plane hit the twin towers and you realized what was going on?
You should have that same feeling again right now.
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chrißy @chrissy.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Actually like. Since May.
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chrißy @chrissy.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Been under extreme spiritual attack for three weeks
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chrißy @chrissy.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I can tell when I get back from lunch I will break hell open at work At the pathetic hoe galleria and emporium
12 kenneth petty (Nicki Minaj husband) mugshots with a 13th loading
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