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Christopher Swartout

@chrisswartout.bsky.social
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DGA 1st AD on many movies & TV shows you may have seen, and many you did not. Lifelong Cle Guardians & Ipswich Town fan. I once directed People's Sexiest Man Alive.

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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 47m
I should've shagged Paul Hollywood.
Picture of Queen Elizabeth saying her final diary entry had only five words.
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 15h
Had to leave so many great records off.
A collection of 9 albums that are important to me.
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Spencer Pratt, come collect your boy.
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bullpen implosion.
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If there was a hell, he would surely headed there.
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Dennis Hastert, disgraced former House speaker, dies at 84
Former Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert, who represented Illinois for two decades in Congress and was later jailed for violating banking laws, has died.
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
meme of disgusted lady then smiling lady with "It's a Wonderful Life on Broadway in the first frame, then "Tituss Burgess as Clarence" in the second frame
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Everyone is mad at Austin Wells but he was the only Yankee to get a hit. Just sayin’.
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Spotted literally five minutes apart in our backyard. There were actually three foxes but only snapped the one in the 2nd pic. The bobcat was clearly a juvenile.
Young bobcat in a back yardFox standing by a rock.
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Called a ball. This is the absolute worst umpiring I have seen all season.
Obvious strike called a ball.
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And this was called a strike. YOU HAD ONE JOB UMP!
Obvious ball called a strike.
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This was called a ball by the HP ump. Hes missing a LOT of pitches. (Thankfully it was challenged)
Challenged pitch that was called a strike.
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ohio Navistar factory lays off 1400 workers ahead of Trump visit. Gift Link from the Albany Times-Union.
timesunion.com
A gut punch in Ohio: Nearly 1,400 laid off at truck factory just days before Trump rally
President Donald Trump is trying to rally voters in the Dayton, Ohio, area. But days ago, 1,400 workers were laid off from a truck factory there. The November midterms are a test for the working-class...
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Bro do you even lift?"
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you travel, this is the one indispensable app to get around. Just brilliant in every way. Citymapper. Trust me on this.
Screenshot of the CityMapper app
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Amsterdam: Anecdotal but interesting: twice now younger people we have interacted with (waiter, ticket taker at Anne Frank museum) were both quite interested to know our opinion on Mayor Mamdani. He seems to be quite popular!
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Zohran Mamdani
Alt: Zohran Mamdani
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This museum was truly a sobering visit. Way too many parallels with what is happening in the US currently. #Netherlands
Front door of the Dutch Resistance Museum.
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Day 7 of our Belgium and Netherlands adventure. Still going strong with only using public transportation. Today we rode a train, a tram and a bus. and walked. Oh we walked. 18,000 steps.
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One way Europe is superior. They have this much more spreadable version of Boursin. The American version can be too crumbly.
Spreadable tub of Boursin.  Heaven.
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Did an Anne Frank walking tour and also visited the Anne Frank House today. The Dutch Holocaust memorial is quite moving.
Statue of Anne Frank in AmsterdamThe Dutch Holocaust Memorial.
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thing 1 and Thing 2.
Idiot staffer who just fucked up big time.Idiot who just fucked up.
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dumbest motherfuckers on the planet.
Wide shot of some assholes holding up a sign showing some text messages. Close up of asshole smirkingCloseup of the other asshole smirking.
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hot dogs in a can, Amsterdam.
Hots dogs in cans in a Netherlands grocery store.
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Au revoir Belgium. On to The Netherlands.
Photo of the Brussels Midi train station with people waiting.
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Traveling in Belgium & The Netherlands. I am always gobsmacked how well they do public transportation here. The inter-city (and intra-city) trains are plentiful, clean, and easy to navigate. Channeling my inner @louispeitzman.bsky.social Our goal of only using public transport is still on track.
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Brugge. Stunning.
Belfry building in BruggeOne of the insanely beautiful canals in Bruges.
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Headed to Brugge/Bruge/Bruges.
Map of Belgium showing Brussels, Ghent and Bruges
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Insane. Never gets old. #Guardians
Photo of Central Division champs Cleveland Guardians.
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ghent, Belgium today. Picturesque to say the least.
Building from a canal in GhentInside of St Bavos Church, GhentGravensteen castle Ghent Belgium
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Headed to Ghent!
Train sign: Bruxelles-MidiTrain sign Gent-Sint-Pieters
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
One of the things I love about being in Europe is the police siren sound. The whole "oooh-aaah, oooh-aaah" thing. Which is the greatest bit from Wag the Dog. Just comedic perfection.
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Wag the Dog 1997: How today's propaganda works
YouTube video by The most iconic scenes in movies
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Mussels from Brussels.
Two photos of a bowl of mussels.  Before and after eating. Mussels in a bowl
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@karaswisher.bsky.social Brussels appears to be on to your act.
Bag of chips in a Belgian grocery store called “Kara Much Strong”. Hot chili.
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The EU knows.
EU building with slogan “Democracy: Protect what matters” sign
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Banksy Museum, Brussels
Banksy Art of robot spray painting bar code
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
House of Compassion - Brussels
House of Compassion in Brussels.
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Netherlands, I am here! (Belgium, get ready, you’re next).
Photo of entry hall at Schipol Airport in Amsterdam
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Trudy is a born actress. Knows exactly how to find her light.
Cat standing in a ray of sunshine.
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy 77th to the GOAT. Nobody looks cooler playing a guitar than this man.
Bruce Springsteen playing in Albany in 2024Bruce Springsteen playing a telecaster
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is the good stuff. LIKELY VOTERS! We don't need no stinkin' registered voters.
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A reminder to everyone: as we get closer to November, there will very likely be some tightening as some GOP voters come home. But these numbers look crazy (good crazy)
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Jose Ramirez hit his 1000th RBI tonight.
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Jose Ramirez's Goofy Reaction in Guardians Dugout
Alt: Jose Ramirez's Goofy Reaction in Guardians Dugout
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Tigers come back from being down 8-2 to win 11-8 over the White Sox. Cleveland now has a one game lead in the Central.
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Thank you Detroit Tigers, hold on for the win please.
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Did anyone have Idaho on their list of GOP Senate targets? This polling, brought to my attention by @politicalwire.com is a real eye opener.
advancedtargetingresearch.com
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
After my first guess, I had eliminated every word except the correct one. Wordle 1,916 2/6 ⬜⬜🟩🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Can’t stop looking at Warsh’s hair.
Kevin Warsh has insane hair
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
First place!
Stephen Kwan smiling.
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
And I helped! Go see it, sweet movie with great performances and music. SPOILER: The Dog Doesn't Die!
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The most clutch late game hitter in Major League Baseball. Four walk off hits this season #BrayanRocchio #Guardians
Photo of a 16 year old Brayan Rocchio
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Newest opening acts for the Ed sheeran tour. Wrong Answers only. Naked Cowboy.
Naked Cowboy, idiot singer in Times Square. He's a fucking dope.
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