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chrissmitty.bsky.social @chrissmitty.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
But who will tell me that the “tough get rough in a primetime fight”?
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chrissmitty.bsky.social @chrissmitty.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Needed to see the Steiner Recliner!
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chrissmitty.bsky.social @chrissmitty.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Well to be fair, both Helen of Troy and Jesus have about the same level of historical accuracy
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chrissmitty.bsky.social @chrissmitty.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
And people wonder why soccer has not fully taken off in America
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chrissmitty.bsky.social @chrissmitty.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Is it brought to you by Ed Martin?
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chrissmitty.bsky.social @chrissmitty.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Cross reference that with education rankings and it tracks
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chrissmitty.bsky.social @chrissmitty.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
See what happens when you wear a suit!
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chrissmitty.bsky.social @chrissmitty.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Dogs aren’t supposed to be voting… why shouldn’t dog catchers be posted at polling stations?
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chrissmitty.bsky.social @chrissmitty.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I miss when this country used to celebrate winners 🤦‍♂️
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chrissmitty.bsky.social @chrissmitty.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
As usual, feeling the opposite of Dave Portnoy is the way to go
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chrissmitty.bsky.social @chrissmitty.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone, people like me!”
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chrissmitty.bsky.social @chrissmitty.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
And with that knowledge a bunch of Private Equity execs are on their way to ruin it…
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chrissmitty.bsky.social @chrissmitty.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
And Brandon Beane is ready to pay him WR1 money on the Bills
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chrissmitty.bsky.social @chrissmitty.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
He should have just blamed the head coach for all the roster issues
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chrissmitty.bsky.social @chrissmitty.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
(The $4 million helped too)
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chrissmitty.bsky.social @chrissmitty.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Inverse… as an atheist Bills fan I am inching closer and closer to believing the devil does exist
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chrissmitty.bsky.social @chrissmitty.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
The NFL can’t even figure out what a catch is, and now it wants to weigh in geopolitical issues? 🤦‍♂️
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chrissmitty.bsky.social @chrissmitty.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
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emmett from the lego movie is standing in front of a blue screen
ALT: emmett from the lego movie is standing in front of a blue screen
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chrissmitty.bsky.social @chrissmitty.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
As proven by all his big time victories so far? 🤦‍♂️
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chrissmitty.bsky.social @chrissmitty.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Cooper Kupp, now here’s a guy…
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chrissmitty.bsky.social @chrissmitty.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I feel horrible because immediately after seeing this as great news my second thought was related to them being discharged because they could no longer afford their insurance
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chrissmitty.bsky.social @chrissmitty.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I get that Newton has CTE, but what’s Finebaum’s excuse?
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chrissmitty.bsky.social @chrissmitty.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
You know that ref was mad he couldn’t throw a flag there!
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chrissmitty.bsky.social @chrissmitty.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
They didn’t miss it… 🤔
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chrissmitty.bsky.social @chrissmitty.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
All that’s missing is a coked out has-been making a fool of himself on the sidelines
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chrissmitty.bsky.social @chrissmitty.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Coke dealers in Dallas had their best month since he retired from playing
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chrissmitty.bsky.social @chrissmitty.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
When is someone going to explain the concept of defense to Riley?
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chrissmitty.bsky.social @chrissmitty.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
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a blonde woman is sitting in a kitchen with the words `` sure , jan . '' written on her face .
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chrissmitty.bsky.social @chrissmitty.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Well he sounds like an arrogant prick on every broadcast so this tracks
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chrissmitty.bsky.social @chrissmitty.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Not possible! there is no sun in Cleveland this time of year
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chrissmitty.bsky.social @chrissmitty.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Or the fact that Jamison Williams was able to draw a game extending DPI by throwing a tantrum!
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chrissmitty.bsky.social @chrissmitty.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
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a man in a striped sweater covering his mouth with his hand and the words pretends to be shocked below him
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chrissmitty.bsky.social @chrissmitty.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
This is a very weird hill to die on, if it wasn’t ruled a catch they would have taken the DPI and had the ball at the exact same spot
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chrissmitty.bsky.social @chrissmitty.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Once again the offense just seems to be “Josh go out there and do something”
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chrissmitty.bsky.social @chrissmitty.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Now imagine trying to do this while sending DMs to Only Fans models… 🤦‍♂️
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chrissmitty.bsky.social @chrissmitty.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
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a man in a red robe is sitting in a chair and smiling while saying what an idiot .
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chrissmitty.bsky.social @chrissmitty.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
It wasn’t the destination, this one was all about the journey
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chrissmitty.bsky.social @chrissmitty.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Is there anything Ohio State players can’t do?
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chrissmitty.bsky.social @chrissmitty.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Or he was concussed due to a Michigan player head butting him 🤔
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chrissmitty.bsky.social @chrissmitty.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
That’s what a good coach would do… but allow me to introduce Sharrone Moore
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chrissmitty.bsky.social @chrissmitty.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Michigan gets away with this crap every year, it’s so embarrassing
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chrissmitty.bsky.social @chrissmitty.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
SEC not gonna let A&M lose this game
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chrissmitty.bsky.social @chrissmitty.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Brandon Beane should be prosecuted for how poorly he has managed Allen’s supporting cast
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chrissmitty.bsky.social @chrissmitty.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
As his fantasy owner I will lose my shit for him
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chrissmitty.bsky.social @chrissmitty.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down…
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chrissmitty.bsky.social @chrissmitty.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
So putting your best games at noon isn’t the winning strategy they thought it would be… shocking
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chrissmitty.bsky.social @chrissmitty.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
It gets even uglier when you realize ESPN “reporting” can influence rankings on entities they have a vested interest in to provide more favorable matchups and influence gambling lines
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chrissmitty.bsky.social @chrissmitty.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Is it possible that CTE is contagious and he caught it from one of his former players?
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chrissmitty.bsky.social @chrissmitty.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
While I would normally agree with you, sadly it would be my tax dollars that paid the judgment
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chrissmitty.bsky.social @chrissmitty.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
So LSU and Ole Miss are going to move up?
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