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Chrissie the Bunker Girl 💄 @chrissie.thebunkergirl.com · 3h
Self defense means striking back the moment you get attacked to protect yourself. Self defense is not to massacre an entire population for three years afterwards. Happy Wednesday tomorrow.
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Chrissie the Bunker Girl 💄 @chrissie.thebunkergirl.com · 03/10/2026
She is generally pretty smart
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Chrissie the Bunker Girl 💄 @chrissie.thebunkergirl.com · 03/10/2026
My youngest, who is 11, just told me that Ernst Röhm has been reincarnated… as Alice Weidel. I’m not going to argue with her.
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Chrissie the Bunker Girl 💄 @chrissie.thebunkergirl.com · 02/10/2026
Thank you, Camila 💖
What a phenomenal tour! Chrissie was a phenomenal guide. Her thorough historical knowledge and storytelling made the experience extremely memorable.
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Chrissie the Bunker Girl 💄 @chrissie.thebunkergirl.com · 02/10/2026
I know it’s a crazy idea, but what if the US stopped its insane war in West Asia instead? It should not be the EU's task to compensate American farmers for their regime's disastrous economic and foreign policies. www.bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com
US pressures Europe over diesel reserves as Trump threatens export ban
President Donald Trump has threatened to ban diesel exports in a bid to ease prices in the US ahead of the November elections.
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Chrissie the Bunker Girl 💄 @chrissie.thebunkergirl.com · 01/10/2026
I totally agree. I’ve already seen Lebkuchen in supermarkets. I’m more into trolling people…
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Chrissie the Bunker Girl 💄 @chrissie.thebunkergirl.com · 01/10/2026
I’m not American so it doesn’t make sense to celebrate murdering indigenous people. However, two things can be true at once. 24 days until Christmas and 31 days until Halloween. It gonna be a spooky Christmas this year 👻🎄
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Chrissie the Bunker Girl 💄 @chrissie.thebunkergirl.com · 01/10/2026
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I'm Right, You Don't Have To Say Anything - The Oval
ALT: I'm Right, You Don't Have To Say Anything - The Oval
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Chrissie the Bunker Girl 💄 @chrissie.thebunkergirl.com · 01/10/2026
Today is October 1st. Only 24 days until Christmas Eve 🤶🎄
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Chrissie the Bunker Girl 💄 @chrissie.thebunkergirl.com · 01/10/2026
A false flag operation
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Chrissie the Bunker Girl 💄 @chrissie.thebunkergirl.com · 01/10/2026
Both incidents might be acts of terror, but the circumstances seem sketchy, and I don’t trust the leaders of the countries involved.
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Chrissie the Bunker Girl 💄 @chrissie.thebunkergirl.com · 01/10/2026
Too many sketchy things are going on. First, an RAF military base is targeted in an attack involving two vans that turned out not to contain explosives. Then there’s a plane hijacked by the co-pilot, while a passenger, who mysteriously gains access to the cockpit and saves the day.
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Chrissie the Bunker Girl 💄 @chrissie.thebunkergirl.com · 28/09/2026
Tattoos ✨
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Chrissie the Bunker Girl 💄 @chrissie.thebunkergirl.com · 25/09/2026
You know you’re in Berlin when you can buy an LGBTQIA+ ticket for public transit.
The screen for self service tickets showing a drag queen and the offer for a queer train ticket.
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Chrissie the Bunker Girl 💄 @chrissie.thebunkergirl.com · 25/09/2026
Exactly 😂
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Chrissie the Bunker Girl 💄 @chrissie.thebunkergirl.com · 25/09/2026
“Google knows everything about you.” I’m not so sure about that.
Suggested search queries based on “how to”, and Google suggests me to search for murder related stuff.
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Chrissie the Bunker Girl 💄 @chrissie.thebunkergirl.com · 24/09/2026
Friedrich Mackey
Friedrich Merz and Mr. Mackey side by side.
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Lynn Nothegger @lynnnothegger.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Save this for the next time someone says white, male privilege doesn’t exist.
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Chrissie the Bunker Girl 💄 @chrissie.thebunkergirl.com · 21/09/2026
Lose more, Merz
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Chrissie the Bunker Girl 💄 @chrissie.thebunkergirl.com · 21/09/2026
The CDU is currently experiencing the consequences of sacrificing local community interests in favor of increased car usage, greater wealth for the rich, and higher consumption of fossil fuels. Unfortunately, some protest votes are going to fascism, but Berlin opted for a distinctly red majority ❤️🤍❤️
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Chrissie the Bunker Girl 💄 @chrissie.thebunkergirl.com · 21/09/2026
Ja tak
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Chrissie the Bunker Girl 💄 @chrissie.thebunkergirl.com · 20/09/2026
Det spørger jeg også mig selv om, men det er en spandt koldt vand i hovedet på dem, at Die Linkes overborgmesterkandidat har flygtningebaggrund med tyrkiske rødder. Det har jeg en fest over i aften.
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Chrissie the Bunker Girl 💄 @chrissie.thebunkergirl.com · 20/09/2026
This is my mood tonight
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Chrissie the Bunker Girl 💄 @chrissie.thebunkergirl.com · 20/09/2026
First we take Manhattan, then we take…
Another forecast from the election, and the Left is gaining ground.
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Chrissie the Bunker Girl 💄 @chrissie.thebunkergirl.com · 20/09/2026
Heh 😈
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Chrissie the Bunker Girl 💄 @chrissie.thebunkergirl.com · 20/09/2026
This looks promising ❤️
A forecast of the votes for the Berlin House of Representatives.
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Chrissie the Bunker Girl 💄 @chrissie.thebunkergirl.com · 20/09/2026
I’m not saying who I voted for today, but I put on my red boots to match the mark I made on the ballot ❌
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Chrissie the Bunker Girl 💄 @chrissie.thebunkergirl.com · 20/09/2026
I hope so too 🤞🏻
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Chrissie the Bunker Girl 💄 @chrissie.thebunkergirl.com · 19/09/2026
So Denmark chose to sell Greenland to the bullies. Weak.
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Chrissie the Bunker Girl 💄 @chrissie.thebunkergirl.com · 17/09/2026
Dem har jeg også prøvet, men jeg synes, at de kun smagte af salmiak. Jeg kan bedre lide den her, hvor hver smag af lakrids, chokolade, salmiak og chili kommer lidt ad gangen
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Chrissie the Bunker Girl 💄 @chrissie.thebunkergirl.com · 17/09/2026
Du har ret. Det er den bedste medicin. Jeg må hellere spise en til
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Chrissie the Bunker Girl 💄 @chrissie.thebunkergirl.com · 17/09/2026
This is Swedish liquorice, chocolate, ammonium chloride, and Carolina Reaper. All in one bite 🌶️🔥
A piece of licorice from Sweden.
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Chrissie the Bunker Girl 💄 @chrissie.thebunkergirl.com · 17/09/2026
True, but the fascists are already in power in the US. I’m waiting for the aftermath where we divide the US into four sectors controlled by the EU, China, Saudi Arabia and Venezuela.
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Chrissie the Bunker Girl 💄 @chrissie.thebunkergirl.com · 14/09/2026
AI executives: There is a 10 percent risk that AI will wipe out humanity. US President: China must not beat us at that. Full speed ahead.
CNN headline:

Trump won’t put the brakes on AI because he wants to beat China. How big a threat is Beijing?
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Chrissie the Bunker Girl 💄 @chrissie.thebunkergirl.com · 14/09/2026
Haha 😂
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Chrissie the Bunker Girl 💄 @chrissie.thebunkergirl.com · 13/09/2026
😂
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Chrissie the Bunker Girl 💄 @chrissie.thebunkergirl.com · 13/09/2026
Dét og de andre stavefejl. Racister bekræfter PISA-undersøgelsens resultater
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Chrissie the Bunker Girl 💄 @chrissie.thebunkergirl.com · 13/09/2026
Hvis man ikke overholder reglerne, skal man skide.
Og hvad så, det er deres land, det må de da selv om. Det er lidt det sammen som her i mit
Danmark, integrere du dig ikke eller overholder vores regler så skal man skide.
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Chrissie the Bunker Girl 💄 @chrissie.thebunkergirl.com · 13/09/2026
In case you missed it, the giant kite festival happened yesterday.
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Chrissie the Bunker Girl 💄 @chrissie.thebunkergirl.com · 12/09/2026
Now I’m craving super Dickmann’s
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Chrissie the Bunker Girl 💄 @chrissie.thebunkergirl.com · 12/09/2026
Omg 😍
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Chrissie the Bunker Girl 💄 @chrissie.thebunkergirl.com · 11/09/2026
Apple’s new foldable phone is big, ugly, and expensive, and it does not come in pink. Don’t get me wrong. I’m an Apple fan and have been using Apple products for more than three decades. I just want a pink, durable iPhone that fits in my pocket.
A pink Motorola Razr.
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Chrissie the Bunker Girl 💄 @chrissie.thebunkergirl.com · 11/09/2026
“Usandhed” eller “løgn” havde nok været mere dækkende her.
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Chrissie the Bunker Girl 💄 @chrissie.thebunkergirl.com · 11/09/2026
Jeps 😂
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Chrissie the Bunker Girl 💄 @chrissie.thebunkergirl.com · 11/09/2026
Skulle det være en anden gang 😎
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Chrissie the Bunker Girl 💄 @chrissie.thebunkergirl.com · 11/09/2026
Konrad Schumann
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Chrissie the Bunker Girl 💄 @chrissie.thebunkergirl.com · 11/09/2026
Ham indleder jeg mine ture om Berlinmuren med i dag
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Chrissie the Bunker Girl 💄 @chrissie.thebunkergirl.com · 11/09/2026
🫣
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Chrissie the Bunker Girl 💄 @chrissie.thebunkergirl.com · 11/09/2026
Do you feel old now?
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Chrissie the Bunker Girl 💄 @chrissie.thebunkergirl.com · 11/09/2026
Many of us can remember what we were doing when the Berlin Wall fell, when Chernobyl exploded, and when Olof Palme was assassinated. But an entire generation does not remember when the World Trade Center was hit. They hadn't even been born at the time.
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