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Chris Ryan 🏳️‍🌈

@chrisryan.bsky.social
471 followers 27 following 22 posts

On a mission to prove all the childhood bullies who called me gay right. Composer for Film & TV. ‘Hundreds of Beavers’ 💯🦫 is out NOW!

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Chris Ryan 🏳️‍🌈 @chrisryan.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Is there anything ruder than flying over your home 5 minutes before landing and then having to take a 1 hour uber to get back? There must be a better way. We must normalize parachuting out of commercial flights.
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Chris Ryan 🏳️‍🌈 @chrisryan.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Nothing brings out my inner squirrel more than a cross country flight. Eating a little snack. Stockpiling extra in my pockets for later. Sipping water from a tiny cup. Living life
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Chris Ryan 🏳️‍🌈 @chrisryan.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I just left. Devastating.
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Chris Ryan 🏳️‍🌈 @chrisryan.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Eyyy! Thank you for the shout out, Jason!
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Chris Ryan 🏳️‍🌈 @chrisryan.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Misery… but we LOVE Company!!!
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Chris Ryan 🏳️‍🌈 @chrisryan.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
People with 100k followers love to post a picture of a drink you’ve never heard of with a caption like “Thanks for the swag, @ButtWater!”
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Billy Domineau 🇵🇸 @billydomineau.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
LETTERMAN: It was hot out today, wasn’t it? It was so hot, Pam Bondi was fanning herself with the Epstein List. (applause) Paul - you’re not on the Epstein List, are you, Paul? PAUL: Not on it! Swear to God! L: Oh that’s good. And kids at home - I know it may seem cool - DO NOT get on that list.
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Chris Ryan 🏳️‍🌈 @chrisryan.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
TikTok has really lost its charm
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Chris Ryan 🏳️‍🌈 @chrisryan.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Yesterday I tried to by non-alcoholic beer at self checkout and unfortunately sirens went off and I am in jail now
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Chris Ryan 🏳️‍🌈 @chrisryan.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
I changed my Siri to Australian male, and the himbo energy it’s giving is :chefs kiss:
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Chris Ryan 🏳️‍🌈 @chrisryan.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
we’re gonna be okay guys
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Chris Ryan 🏳️‍🌈 @chrisryan.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Can you imagine if someone played the music from interstellar on a piano? Wow
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Chris Ryan 🏳️‍🌈 @chrisryan.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
I said what I said
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Chris Ryan 🏳️‍🌈 @chrisryan.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
If I die from bird flu please show this on the news
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Chris Ryan 🏳️‍🌈 @chrisryan.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Frankly embarrassed for the pigeon who shit all over my balcony and didn’t have the decency to leave a note
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Chris Ryan 🏳️‍🌈 @chrisryan.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Hey guys I work in Hollywood California and have been trying to come up with a title for the Nosferatu sequel for WEEKS now but can’t think of anything, anyone have any ideas???? In case it’s helpful, this would be just like the movie Nosferatu, but it would be the 2nd one
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Chris Ryan 🏳️‍🌈 @chrisryan.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
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Chris Ryan 🏳️‍🌈 @chrisryan.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Thought these were song lyrics at first
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Chris Ryan 🏳️‍🌈 @chrisryan.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Big year for McDonald’s
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Chris Ryan 🏳️‍🌈 @chrisryan.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Help, I’ve become Titanic-level obsessed with #Wicked, and we all know how this ended the last time [with me realizing I was gay and then developing a severe lactose intolerance that lasted 14 yrs until I came out of the closet at which point it went away overnight haha anxiety is crazy man]
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Chris Ryan 🏳️‍🌈 @chrisryan.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
No one mourns the wicked
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Chris Ryan 🏳️‍🌈 @chrisryan.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
If you ask Siri how to change her voice, she’ll tell you - but if you ask *her* to do it, she says “I’m sorry, I don’t understand.” Boundary-setting QUEEN!!!
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Chris Ryan 🏳️‍🌈 @chrisryan.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Ah yes, the perfect seasonal watch face to match that mid-November mood
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