Reposted by Chris Ryan 🏳️🌈

LETTERMAN: It was hot out today, wasn’t it? It was so hot, Pam Bondi was fanning herself with the Epstein List. (applause) Paul - you’re not on the Epstein List, are you, Paul?
PAUL: Not on it! Swear to God!
L: Oh that’s good. And kids at home - I know it may seem cool - DO NOT get on that list.