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ChrisPYJ @chrispyj.bsky.social · 15h

A report like this which features no mention of the impact of FASD is an incomplete report.

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ChrisPYJ @chrispyj.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

We need actual numbers. That heat map is far too woolly.

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ChrisPYJ @chrispyj.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The UK has the densest sheep.

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ChrisPYJ @chrispyj.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Bleach. Internally somehow.

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ChrisPYJ @chrispyj.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

In Rowling's sick world (not the Hogworts one, the other one), the men who pretend 24/7 to be women are shaking their heads at this guy, because if only he'd put up with the levels of discrimination, hatred and alienation they do, he might just have got away with it.

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ChrisPYJ @chrispyj.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I feel like if we all took the individual action of voting for a leader who would end fossil fuel reliance, we'd collectively achieve more than if we all individually lived 'sustainably', (however such a thing is effectively done at a micro level).

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ChrisPYJ @chrispyj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

How will it stand up in terms of follow through?

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ChrisPYJ @chrispyj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

So the possibility of a new and fairer electoral system relies on the old, unfair system working first?

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ChrisPYJ @chrispyj.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

An unqualified squirrel would have been a better choice.

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ChrisPYJ @chrispyj.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I'm sure I remember being dragged to the local Odeon some years ago to go see 'Miss Consanguinity'.

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ChrisPYJ @chrispyj.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

All this reminds me of when my microwave was going to end the world one second after 23:59:59 31/12/1999 and how it meant I should unplug it and buy a new one.

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ChrisPYJ @chrispyj.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The tobacco industry must be looking at this now, saying to each other, 'Why didn't we just tell the truth in the first place? Our products are so great they will kill you quick. It's such great marketing?'

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ChrisPYJ @chrispyj.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Their definition of Christian is based on being not-Muslim. And not-Jewish. Basically not foreign and not brown. And being able to call Christmas Christmas, which anyone, including Muslims and Jews, is allowed to do.

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ChrisPYJ @chrispyj.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

They could be twice as large as the army. But when the time to face off comes, the army won't be off their faces on Stella and coke.

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ChrisPYJ @chrispyj.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Because it would be like teaching kids about maths and not telling them about numbers.

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ChrisPYJ @chrispyj.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

To be fair, that your post included the word 'burger' was still enough to make me hungry and wish I had a burger right now.

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ChrisPYJ @chrispyj.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

They're there to protest the idea that being English/British means something of value, something that might be incompatible with their insecure need to have people different from them being more scared of them, then they are of the people who are different.

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ChrisPYJ @chrispyj.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

The world is to blame as a whole. The way we structured our societies and let our systems use and exclude people. These parents were a victim of that as much of their children. Part of our systems is avoiding change by blaming the individuals for not resolving their intergenerational trauma.

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ChrisPYJ @chrispyj.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Worse is when a new sock decides it can now only ever conform comfortably to a right foot for the rest of its life because that was the first foot it was worn on. Or left, if that's what its fate was.

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ChrisPYJ @chrispyj.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I love that you still have to use a code to get free shipping. Imagining the Evri guy trying to chuck it over the gate.

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ChrisPYJ @chrispyj.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Probably the most useful front page they've ever provided their readership. If only they'd left out the 'when in Britain' part.

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ChrisPYJ @chrispyj.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

But what's called for is pragmatism and gradualism.

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ChrisPYJ @chrispyj.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Because everyone knows that the best way to grow a vineyard is to have it set on fire.

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ChrisPYJ @chrispyj.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Where do they think they're getting the energy from? The cost of this extra infrastructure could probably repair and improve the existing water infrastructure and build a few extra reservoirs so desalination wouldn't be needed.

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ChrisPYJ @chrispyj.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Yeah, they'd definitely try it. That's when it will all fall apart.

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ChrisPYJ @chrispyj.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

As an actual government, they'd be so ineffective, I think all these threats would remain just that. Try as they might, I wouldn't expect them to get any of this sadistic shit actually done. Especially as I can't see them gaining a majority anyway.

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ChrisPYJ @chrispyj.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I work a difficult, skilled, full time professional job. My disabilities mean I'll never realistically be able to progress in my career. My job pays well and I enjoy it, but I'm at my ceiling and it's hard work just holding it together. PIP simply helps take some of the edge off so I can carry on.

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ChrisPYJ @chrispyj.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Perhaps if we take a pragmatic, gradual approach to transitioning away from fossil fuels, perhaps the climate will come to its senses and take a pragmatic, gradual approach to burning all our food and homes to the ground.

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ChrisPYJ @chrispyj.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Presumably then the matter of future North Sea drilling is settled. 😂😂😂😂🤣 🤬

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ChrisPYJ @chrispyj.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Finally my licence fee is being spent on something worthwhile.

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ChrisPYJ @chrispyj.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Any activity that could start a fire? Like extracting and burning fossil fuels, raising the overall temperature of the whole planet? That sort of activity?

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ChrisPYJ @chrispyj.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

The kids have a future again, finally!

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ChrisPYJ @chrispyj.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Dog is clearly thinking, "Now we can get back to that £5 million quid..."

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ChrisPYJ @chrispyj.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Yeah, we don't approve of AI on Bluesky because AI is obviously so right wing and probably uses X and won't buy an EV as their next car and they bought all the portable air conditioning units as well, bastards. This image did someone out of a job.

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ChrisPYJ @chrispyj.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Oh wait, is that a serious post? I read it in a sarcastic tone nodding in agreement.

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ChrisPYJ @chrispyj.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

There is only one single possible answer. The people who make money from creating and worsening our climate crisis can easily buy our politicians.

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ChrisPYJ @chrispyj.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

It's like the movies where the supporting character shoots futile blanks at an invincible terminator, then reveals that they were just using up time to let the hero get back in position. Except after all this, where is Farage's personal superman waiting to crash into the imminent investigation?

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ChrisPYJ @chrispyj.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

The smart move here would be to resign as an MP and trigger a by-election in which he could let the people of Clacton make their judgment on... Oh wait, no... Shit.

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ChrisPYJ @chrispyj.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I'd go to that. I love a bit of driving farage rock or some DIY farage punk. Sounds like a good night.

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ChrisPYJ @chrispyj.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

He's right. He definitely lost to himself.

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ChrisPYJ @chrispyj.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Hey, they voted him back in. Even those who didn't vote made a choice to take him back. Hating foreign people was more important to them than all those other things. They got what they wanted.

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ChrisPYJ @chrispyj.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Because values dictate politics, not the other way around.

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ChrisPYJ @chrispyj.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

How is that these guys 'on the right' don't realise that they're the bad guys? Even Darth Vader and Freddie Kruger and The Joker had a level of self awareness.

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ChrisPYJ @chrispyj.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I missed the tennis context of the post. I thought at first you being a little bit harsh...

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ChrisPYJ @chrispyj.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Reading the 'news' is the problem. Smart and professional doesn't mean they have any critical thinking skills. In fact, in the process of becoming smart and professional, they've often had those skills trained out of them.

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ChrisPYJ @chrispyj.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I might try projecting the image onto my barbecue instead.

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ChrisPYJ @chrispyj.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

If Clacton deliver this, there needs to be a collective national tutting event so we can all come together in the constituency and express our deep disappointment in their lack of imagination in as loud and as effectively British manner as possible.

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