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Chris

@chrispapatango.uk
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Geeky bi/pan guy Sysadmin working with Windows, Linux, Unix, Azure South East UK Likes commercial aviation, food, gaming, tech, comedy, sci-fi (most franchises tbh) Dislikes spiders 🩷💜💙 🩷💛💙

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Chris @chrispapatango.uk · 4h
More sequins than Verka Serduchka?
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Chris @chrispapatango.uk · 10h
I flatly refuse to believe you could *ever* be extravagant
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Chris @chrispapatango.uk · 13h
Quick homemade fried rice with sweet & sour sauce for an early dinner tonight x
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Chris @chrispapatango.uk · 13h
Brill, thanks. I'll take a look!
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Chris @chrispapatango.uk · 14h
I'm heading to Liverpool late November for a colleague's birthday. Has anyone got any decent hotel recommendations for 2 nights? Preferably pretty central in the city... I've got a few ideas but would appreciate any local knowledge! x
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Chris @chrispapatango.uk · 14h
Good man! x
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Chris @chrispapatango.uk · 15h
Have one for me!
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Chris @chrispapatango.uk · 16h
I do feel very lucky 😅
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Chris @chrispapatango.uk · 16h
Live vid, that is x
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Chris @chrispapatango.uk · 16h
I'm freeeeeeeeee
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Chris @chrispapatango.uk · 16h
4 and a half minutes of work left and I cannot wait for the week to be over x
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Chris @chrispapatango.uk · 16h
That's some epic spiteling
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Chris @chrispapatango.uk · 02/10/2026
Happy and bushy x
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Chris @chrispapatango.uk · 01/10/2026
Thanks! Defo do it - it's quick and easy :) Only things I didn't mention were diced onions & garlic, and also cumin, paprika, and a chicken jelly stock pot x
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Chris @chrispapatango.uk · 01/10/2026
Tonight's dindins (late pic due to obvious traitorous reasons)... Tomato and chickpea stew with wilted spinach and peas, and some baguette & butter x
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Chris @chrispapatango.uk · 01/10/2026
"Can I say, already iconic" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Chris @chrispapatango.uk · 01/10/2026
What in the actual fuck just happened?!
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Chris @chrispapatango.uk · 01/10/2026
Ah the clomping misdirection time. I *love* this
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Chris @chrispapatango.uk · 01/10/2026
Yeah he absolutely is
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Chris @chrispapatango.uk · 01/10/2026
It's tiiiiiiime!
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Chris @chrispapatango.uk · 01/10/2026
So pissing true
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Chris @chrispapatango.uk · 01/10/2026
Cunts
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Chris @chrispapatango.uk · 01/10/2026
Damnit. If only they'd sorted this a couple of weeks ago!!
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Chris @chrispapatango.uk · 01/10/2026
Nicely done ☺️ Hope you stay this spritely all day!
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Chris @chrispapatango.uk · 01/10/2026
Good to know you were being safe x
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Chris @chrispapatango.uk · 01/10/2026
Yayyyyyy! Huge super congratulations!
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Chris @chrispapatango.uk · 01/10/2026
Nor me... Hoping it's going to be as excellent as ever!
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Chris @chrispapatango.uk · 01/10/2026
Very much samesies!
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Chris @chrispapatango.uk · 01/10/2026
100% me too :)
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Chris @chrispapatango.uk · 01/10/2026
Happy Celebrity Traitors day to those who celebrate x
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Claudia Winkleman Asks for Quiet
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Chris @chrispapatango.uk · 30/09/2026
Happy birthday!! 🎈🎉🎂
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Chris @chrispapatango.uk · 30/09/2026
Thanks! They weren't half bad ☺️
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Chris @chrispapatango.uk · 30/09/2026
Haha I'm fine in my own kitchen, but no guarantees in anyone else's!!!
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Chris @chrispapatango.uk · 30/09/2026
Sweet potato and black bean tacos with avocado, coriander and a pineapple & jalapeno salsa x
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Chris @chrispapatango.uk · 30/09/2026
Yeah it's a pissing pain in the arse. Guesstimate from the plumber who replaced the connector is that it's been doing it for months. Months 😭
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Chris @chrispapatango.uk · 30/09/2026
Fingers crossed! 🤞🏻
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Chris @chrispapatango.uk · 30/09/2026
Ah baby steps are important to make sure they get the procedure right. It's not like they're a *huge* employer... Oh wait 😅
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Chris @chrispapatango.uk · 30/09/2026
Woop woop!! About time it happened! x
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Chris @chrispapatango.uk · 30/09/2026
I found a leak under the kitchen sink yesterday - it seems that the fill hose for the washing machine had been dripping for some time :( I then ordered a dehumidifier to try to help with drying out the under-floor boards. It's arrived and apparently I need to leave it upright for 24 hours before use
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Chris @chrispapatango.uk · 30/09/2026
Niiiiiiiiiice
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Chris @chrispapatango.uk · 30/09/2026
Aw man, that sucks :( Hope it turns around and buggers off pretty damn sharpish
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Chris @chrispapatango.uk · 30/09/2026
Yuck... hope it doesn't linger long for you! x
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Sheldon Cooper Sprays Lysol in Big Bang Theory
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Chris @chrispapatango.uk · 30/09/2026
I'm just about finishing up my germ status... hugs being sent x
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Chris @chrispapatango.uk · 29/09/2026
Fuck all of that x
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Chris @chrispapatango.uk · 29/09/2026
Thanks so much, Ryan! 🫶🏻
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Chris @chrispapatango.uk · 29/09/2026
Aw thanks, Andy! 'twas a pretty decent meal ☺️
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Chris @chrispapatango.uk · 29/09/2026
Sure is!
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Chris @chrispapatango.uk · 29/09/2026
Pretty quickly please, but if by chance you don't make it in time, there is some left over ☺️
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Chris @chrispapatango.uk · 29/09/2026
Tonight's dinner... Pasta with sausage meat, wilted spinach, peas, chilli flakes, and lemon juice x
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Chris @chrispapatango.uk · 29/09/2026
Aaaaand mute
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