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"Doc" Chris Mueller 🌅

@chrismueller.bsky.social
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I'm not the soccer player or the hockey player. I'm the guy who writes about pro wrestling for Bleacher Report. Sorry.

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"Doc" Chris Mueller 🌅 @chrismueller.bsky.social · 9h
Unsurprisingly, Slater and Nemeth are stealing the show
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"Doc" Chris Mueller 🌅 @chrismueller.bsky.social · 9h
Hairdresser: "So, Nic, what do you want me to do?" Nic Nemeth: "I want shiny tinsel hanging from my hair like I am a girl going to a 7th grade dance." Hairdresser: "Whatever just remember to pay before you leave this time."
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"Doc" Chris Mueller 🌅 @chrismueller.bsky.social · 10h
LOLTNA
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"Doc" Chris Mueller 🌅 @chrismueller.bsky.social · 10h
Because a moose is way more dangerous honestly lol
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"Doc" Chris Mueller 🌅 @chrismueller.bsky.social · 10h
The crowd absolutely does not give a shit about Max Caster vs. Moose. There are some fans making noise, but most look like they are sitting on their hands. There is just no energy.
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"Doc" Chris Mueller 🌅 @chrismueller.bsky.social · 10h
I am once again being forced to watch Moose wrestle, when I would much rather be watching an actual moose wrestle
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Moose Submerges Head in Lake
ALT: Moose Submerges Head in Lake
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"Doc" Chris Mueller 🌅 @chrismueller.bsky.social · 10h
Mickie James is 47 and I just have to say...damn...respectfully of course
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"Doc" Chris Mueller 🌅 @chrismueller.bsky.social · 10h
He just got beaten up by Gunther on Friday lol
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"Doc" Chris Mueller 🌅 @chrismueller.bsky.social · 10h
The audio is fine now, but there is so much graphical lag. Great stuff.
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"Doc" Chris Mueller 🌅 @chrismueller.bsky.social · 10h
Are you having any graphical issues now? I am getting some lag
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"Doc" Chris Mueller 🌅 @chrismueller.bsky.social · 10h
I went out and went back in and now it's back
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"Doc" Chris Mueller 🌅 @chrismueller.bsky.social · 10h
This is so weird
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"Doc" Chris Mueller 🌅 @chrismueller.bsky.social · 10h
The commentators are there. I can see them. There is just no commentary, and the crowd is mic'd like shit, so this just sounds so quiet while four guys are out there actually working hard. Very awkward to watch. I've seen indie shows with better production.
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"Doc" Chris Mueller 🌅 @chrismueller.bsky.social · 10h
Um...where is the commentary? It's just gone
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"Doc" Chris Mueller 🌅 @chrismueller.bsky.social · 10h
Never expected Mustafa Ali to be such a convincing creep, but he is good at it
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"Doc" Chris Mueller 🌅 @chrismueller.bsky.social · 11h
Gotta hand it to the kid. He took a huge bump and seemed fine.
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"Doc" Chris Mueller 🌅 @chrismueller.bsky.social · 11h
Come on, Avery. Don't just copy your dad's entrance and gear. Make your own name.
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"Doc" Chris Mueller 🌅 @chrismueller.bsky.social · 11h
Allie's tribute to The Butcher was nice, but that women's tag match did not hit the mark.
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"Doc" Chris Mueller 🌅 @chrismueller.bsky.social · 12h
I almost said seeing Swann and Alexander in the same ring makes me miss 205 Live, but then I remembered how horribly WWE booked that show after the first year or so.
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"Doc" Chris Mueller 🌅 @chrismueller.bsky.social · 12h
I forgot Max Caster was no longer with AEW, so seeing him on a TNA graphic was surprising
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"Doc" Chris Mueller 🌅 @chrismueller.bsky.social · 12h
I have pizza so I'll be ok lol
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"Doc" Chris Mueller 🌅 @chrismueller.bsky.social · 12h
It always takes me a minute to get used to TNA's smaller ring again.
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"Doc" Chris Mueller 🌅 @chrismueller.bsky.social · 12h
Covering TNA Bound for Glory. Will report back how good/bad/insane it ends up being.
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"Doc" Chris Mueller 🌅 @chrismueller.bsky.social · 12h
Konnan has done a lot, but going by this TNA video and speech, you would think he invented lucha libre and personally gave birth to Eddie and Rey.
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"Doc" Chris Mueller 🌅 @chrismueller.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
LMAO the MITB post-show is brought to you by fake internet money
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"Doc" Chris Mueller 🌅 @chrismueller.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I hope so
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"Doc" Chris Mueller 🌅 @chrismueller.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Money in the Bank has been a decent show. Tiffy winning a second time was the wrong choice, but Reed and Femi had a fun one. Looking forward to Collision after this is over.
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"Doc" Chris Mueller 🌅 @chrismueller.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Seems like a valid excuse to me
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"Doc" Chris Mueller 🌅 @chrismueller.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That is Chicago thin crust so it's the standard lol
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"Doc" Chris Mueller 🌅 @chrismueller.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
HAHAHAHAHA awwwwwwww
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"Doc" Chris Mueller 🌅 @chrismueller.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm obsessed
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"Doc" Chris Mueller 🌅 @chrismueller.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If I have to cover Money in the Bank, I may as well eat pizza while doing it
PIZZA
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"Doc" Chris Mueller 🌅 @chrismueller.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
So many bosses think keeping people scared is how you get the most out of them despite numerous studies showing the exact opposite
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"Doc" Chris Mueller 🌅 @chrismueller.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Between her and what Jacy said the other day, it seems like WWE people live in constant fear of being de-pushed, which isn't a healthy environment. Obviously that CAN happen to anyone, but they talk about WWE the way people talk about toxic partners who always threaten to break up to manipulate you.
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"Doc" Chris Mueller 🌅 @chrismueller.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
So does every major podcast now have a producer who sits off to the side and then chimes in randomly? Did one podcast do it and everyone else decided to copy them? WHY IS ALL DIGITAL CONTENT STARTING TO FEEL THE SAME? And don't even get me started about YouTubers just copying each other in a loop.
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"Doc" Chris Mueller 🌅 @chrismueller.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The one in the photo when she was in Puerto Rico with WWE and got a huge pop is the only one that comes to mind honestly, and as far as hair color goes, the only person whose hair changing counts as a character trait is Jeff Hardy in the 2000s lol
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"Doc" Chris Mueller 🌅 @chrismueller.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
People acting surprised that Paul Heyman would post a garbage AI video have not been paying attention to who Paul Heyman is lol
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"Doc" Chris Mueller 🌅 @chrismueller.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The design on the green dress is really cool!
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"Doc" Chris Mueller 🌅 @chrismueller.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is exactly what I thought about The Butcher too lol
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"Doc" Chris Mueller 🌅 @chrismueller.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Five stars, seven in the Tokyo Dome
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"Doc" Chris Mueller 🌅 @chrismueller.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Something like that
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"Doc" Chris Mueller 🌅 @chrismueller.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Comparing Okada in AEW to Dusty Rhodes in WWE is a big stretch. But it would be funny if Okada heard about this and wore polka dots for his next match as a bit.
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"Doc" Chris Mueller 🌅 @chrismueller.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Spicy mac and cheese
Mac and cheese with chili powder, cayenne and black pepper
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"Doc" Chris Mueller 🌅 @chrismueller.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
LMAO
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"Doc" Chris Mueller 🌅 @chrismueller.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Age yourself with a childhood crush.
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Alex Mack Transformation
ALT: Alex Mack Transformation
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"Doc" Chris Mueller 🌅 @chrismueller.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The adventures of Larry
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"Doc" Chris Mueller 🌅 @chrismueller.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I honestly have no idea what they got out of it other than maybe being used for WWE dark matches sometimes. I never heard a single thing about it benefiting anyone. A few people who started on it did get signed, but I don't even know if ID people can use the PC freely or not.
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"Doc" Chris Mueller 🌅 @chrismueller.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Commercials used to be entertaining. Bring back people like this advertising stuff. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rer9...
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Crazy Eddie Blow Out Sale - His Prices Are Insane
YouTube video by Sid Paterson Advertising
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"Doc" Chris Mueller 🌅 @chrismueller.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
To all the moms and dads raising hyperactive kids out there, I really hope you get to relax. I just saw the most hyperactive 4-year-old I have ever seen in my life and his mom looked so tired and stressed. He would not listen to a single word she said, but she was patient and tried her best.
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"Doc" Chris Mueller 🌅 @chrismueller.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
But look at his little face!
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