Chris_MJ @chrismj199.bsky.social · 23/09/2026that, and discipline as regards to both aims and party organisation 000
Chris_MJ @chrismj199.bsky.social · 23/09/2026in that particular case i’d say it means no more than the fact YP is rudderless, directionless, and clueless, and that its members are, quite naturally, disillusioned. that’s just a party-political issue brought on by a lack of a clear identity, the kind of thing ideology fixes 200
Chris_MJ @chrismj199.bsky.social · 23/09/2026it’s a complete category confusion which is an example of precisely why i even use the term ‘true left’ in the first place, though it doesn’t always work. if i’m referring to arguments between, for example, MLs and anarchists & then someone replies about how burnham is doing, it’s just kinda absurd 000
Chris_MJ @chrismj199.bsky.social · 23/09/2026has failed to advance any of the broad aims of the people within that spectrum 100
Chris_MJ @chrismj199.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i won’t deny he’s better than the alternative and that he was the best option for the role, but these are different conversations about different things. i’m talking about a genuine cordiality among the various factions within the true left definition i gave, which, despite claims tht it would do so 110
Chris_MJ @chrismj199.bsky.social · 23/09/2026but none of that matters because as of now i’m returning to a definition of the true left which includes only the exact ideology i described in the first post. feels good 130
Chris_MJ @chrismj199.bsky.social · 23/09/2026in other words, no, mamdani is not an example of “gains” 230
Chris_MJ @chrismj199.bsky.social · 23/09/2026for argument’s sake, let’s say melenchon would be on the very far-right of this spectrum and the left end of it has no limiting factor at all 240
Chris_MJ @chrismj199.bsky.social · 23/09/2026it’s just a term i use to differentiate whatever i’m talking about from the democrats in the u.s. or the labour party in the uk, to save time with randoms. it would include a whole range of ideologies which, while i disagree with them, have at least some claim to being “left-wing” 130
Chris_MJ @chrismj199.bsky.social · 23/09/2026the true left isn’t nearly as factional as it was even two years ago & yet there’s no gains. so i shall be returning to fighting anyone who doesn’t want revolutionary marxism-leninism for a dictatorship of the proletariat led by a vanguard party organised on the principle of democratic centralism 293
Chris_MJ @chrismj199.bsky.social · 23/09/2026the sun is halfway through its life. so, if we’re quick, there’s just about enough time to start again from single-celled archea and build all the way back up to talespin with baloo and his seaplane 171
Chris_MJ @chrismj199.bsky.social · 23/09/2026if i was a whale i’d eat so much krill you wouldn’t believe 230
Chris_MJ @chrismj199.bsky.social · 23/09/2026just accidentally made eye contact with a person. this is such bullshit 030
Chris_MJ @chrismj199.bsky.social · 23/09/2026agree on the one vice. sustaining life isn’t really worth so much effort unless there’s a few pleasures worth the sustaining 110
Chris_MJ @chrismj199.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i’m actually a happily-married lesbian anaesthesiologist & i’m extraordinarily well-adjusted. i have a dalmatian called tyler & guinea pig named sylvester orton. i will be survived by my wife helen & three nieces i’ve never been fond of. i have a weed plant and have had a nose job. lapsed catholic. 030
Chris_MJ @chrismj199.bsky.social · 23/09/2026this is my alt. the things i post on my main account are way less dumb 230
Chris_MJ @chrismj199.bsky.social · 23/09/2026really awesome tht it’s working out. the thing is, as good a motivator as health warnings are, they still aren’t always enough, such is the nature of the beast. so it’s really great ur doing it. personally, even amphetamines struggle to get me to work out. swapped to zero-sugar energydrinks tho lol 010
Chris_MJ @chrismj199.bsky.social · 23/09/2026very glad to have been missed. and thanks for the good wishes, i’m sure things will work out in the end. i’m happy to hear that you’re doing good, successful weight-loss can have that effect. and yeah, i’m sure that motivation helps a lot, even if it is the worst kind of motivation. but it’s reall 210
Chris_MJ @chrismj199.bsky.social · 23/09/2026if you read my dream journal you’d know that i once had a nightmare that began with this same premise and me just trying to walk home from an event. jeez, i go away for a little while and the mites descend onto the still-warm carcass of my account 051
Chris_MJ @chrismj199.bsky.social · 23/09/2026thank you. it likely won’t be for long. i have some things to work out. but good to hear from you, how have you been? 110
Chris_MJ @chrismj199.bsky.social · 23/09/2026fuck yeah! that’s amazing! you look fucking rad. the fact you went swimming so relatively soon after the surgery is definitely a courage to be proud of even when you look so damn good. you must really be feeling like you. that’s fantastic 010
Chris_MJ @chrismj199.bsky.social · 23/09/2026who knew sheeran was capable of a spinelessness so paradoxically rigid that even the laws of thermodynamics dissolve before it. he’s like a neo of moral bankruptcy, born inside the simulation itself. “or is it the simulacrum?”, interjects chatgpt, apparently still running the diabolical conjuration 083
Chris_MJ @chrismj199.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i say “part” of a data centre bc even limitless power is apparently insufficient fuel for any system tasked with storing the quantity of information necessary for calculating how ed sheeran feels when faced with a personal sophie’s choice between genocide & not-genocide but an unhappy promoter 182
Chris_MJ @chrismj199.bsky.social · 23/09/2026what, seriously? that’s freaking awesome! that’s amazing. so we have the same name now? you’re kit? that’s sick. well, i’m very happy to hear that you’re doing so well, despite the fire. i’m okay, thanks. sometimes better than others, in the way of most things these days 110
Chris_MJ @chrismj199.bsky.social · 23/09/2026nevertheless, any occultist waiting at his graveside for the man to rise wud be left disappointed. they’d be met only by the hum of him turning endlessly in his grave, a source of perpetual-motion of the kind once imagined by those same alchemists, harnessed now to power part of a nearby data centre 152
Chris_MJ @chrismj199.bsky.social · 23/09/2026unfortunately, due to the medieval authors not grasping the nature of AI, it doesn’t actually raise baudrillard from the dead, it merely results in chatgpt answering the question in the style of baudrillard. luckily for the magician, this is the same thing, as the chatbot will explain, in character 182
Chris_MJ @chrismj199.bsky.social · 23/09/2026an obscure medieval grimoire has a passage in it detailing a ritual for raising baudrillard from the dead. the rite calls for the would-be necromancer to ask an AI what ed sheeran’s real opinion on the genocide of palestinians is. centuries later, that mysterious passage can finally be understood 3116
Chris_MJ @chrismj199.bsky.social · 23/09/2026meanwhile mao able to spin up systems intricate enough to integrate witch house as a fifth column 000
Chris_MJ @chrismj199.bsky.social · 23/09/2026marx trying to figure out where to slot the keffiyeh class 100
Chris_MJ @chrismj199.bsky.social · 23/09/2026a victim of what sociologists will one day call the russell brand effect 021
Chris_MJ @chrismj199.bsky.social · 23/09/2026unfortunately for him, he’s one of few artists who has absolutely nothing to sell that the right will buy beyond the message itself. ain’t none of that crowd going to an ed sheeran concert 230
Chris_MJ @chrismj199.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i mean obviously it goes without saying that they don’t care one bit about ed sheeran, but they have to know this doesn’t help the poor embattled ed. please keep posting and then we can really see sheeran burn 130
Chris_MJ @chrismj199.bsky.social · 23/09/2026but they should really rest assured that so basic a demonstration of humanity is considered at least as heinous a show of commitment to the cult as anything they had to endure, if the powers that be are to be believed 010
Chris_MJ @chrismj199.bsky.social · 23/09/2026every castrated member of heaven’s gate is looking down at us from that comet with a fury that could melt glass upon the realisation that opposition to genocide and saying “free palestine” would have been sufficient 130
Chris_MJ @chrismj199.bsky.social · 23/09/2026but as a *film* genre in 2026, i’d argue that it’s too broad to be a useful descriptor 010
Chris_MJ @chrismj199.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i would argue that “carl panzram with juche characteristics” is too niche to be considered a full genre of music, even in the era of microgenre 120
Chris_MJ @chrismj199.bsky.social · 23/09/2026he suggested that he should be referred to as “the pied piper of pussy”. nobody ever did. but his suggestion that they should was noted in the minutes 000