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Christopher Manson

@chrismanson.bsky.social
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NW FL/SE AL-based Writer. Comedian. Cartoonist. Musician. Actor. Filmmaker. Recovering drunk. Ponderer. Bluesky celebrity. Son/Brother/Friend 1000 percent ANTIFA(scist)(scism). I love music + books + movies + kind people + dogs + coffee!

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Christopher Manson @chrismanson.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Why I Won't Be Watching the Goddamn Academy Awards This Year open.substack.com/pub/christop...
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Why I Won't Be Watching the Academy Awards This Year -- 2026 Edition
Oscars Schmoscars
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Christopher Manson @chrismanson.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Prayers for Kristi. christophermanson.substack.com/p/kristi-noe...
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Kristi Noem Jokes, Because She Can't Take a Joke. And She Is a Joke.
Who we wanna pick on next?
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Christopher Manson @chrismanson.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I suspect America went to war with Iran to distract everybody from the fact that Trump kidnaped Savannah Guthrie’s mom.
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Christopher Manson @chrismanson.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
HAPPY PRESIDENTS DAY to all, including the soulless, spineless, mindless, godless, dog-hating, child-raping, assassination-faking, casino-bankrupting, disabled-mocking, premature-ejaculating, Epstein-loving, dictator-worshipping, whore-marrying racist currently stinking up our nation’s White House.
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Christopher Manson @chrismanson.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Happy Black History Month everyone, including the racist, insane motherfucker in the White House and all the racist, insane motherfuckers who voted for and still support the racist, insane motherfucker.
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Christopher Manson @chrismanson.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Sadly, I just learned “Melania” is not a snuff film.
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Christopher Manson @chrismanson.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
What’s a MAGA’s favorite kind of bread? Inbred!
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Christopher Manson @chrismanson.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
No ICE. That'd be neat.
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Christopher Manson @chrismanson.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
The assholes from CASINO that mistook the guy’s hero sandwich for a gun would be overqualified to work for ICE.
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Christopher Manson @chrismanson.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
On this day in 2021, I selected Donald Trump as the Person I’d Most Like to See Get Run Over by a Steamroller. Five years later, he still tops my list.
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Christopher Manson @chrismanson.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Happy Insurrection Day! substack.com/@chrismanson...
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Christopher Manson (@chrismanson67)
Happy Insurrection Day . . . I suppose.
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Christopher Manson @chrismanson.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Wondering what “civilized” country is going to swoop in here and snatch up Donald and Melania.
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Christopher Manson @chrismanson.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Thank you, Lemmy, for this Christmas present from the great beyond. imotorhead.com/lost-tapes-7/
imotorhead.com
Motörhead release Lost Tapes 7 for Lemmy's 80th Birthday - The Official Motörhead Website
Born to raise hell! Today would have been Lemmy’s 80th birthday so to celebrate we have an extra special edition of The Lӧst Tapes for you, recorded at his 50th in 1995 at the Whisky A Go Go in West H...
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Christopher Manson @chrismanson.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
A great track from SONGS FROM AND INSPIRED BY THE EPSTEIN FILES. youtu.be/EBUFtoC2oj4?...
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Paint It, Black
YouTube video by The Rolling Stones - Topic
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Christopher Manson @chrismanson.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Be vewwy quiet. I'm hunting biwwionaiwes.
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Christopher Manson @chrismanson.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I believe that miracles happen every day. Why just this morning I got an email that somebody noticed me on LinkedIn.
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Christopher Manson @chrismanson.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Lorne. Do you need someone to play Fetterman Saturday night?
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Christopher Manson @chrismanson.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Christopher’s Book Club Selection for November! Alan Light’s DON’T STOP: WHY WE STILL LOVE FLEETWOOD MAC’S RUMOURS. I haven’t cracked it open yet, but I, too, love the record, and the author co-wrote the excellent Gregg Allman memoir.
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Christopher Manson @chrismanson.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
BREAKING NEWS… Trump Demands Library of Congress Add “Cum Craving Sluts” to National Film Registry
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Christopher Manson @chrismanson.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Your guide to this season's heartwarming holiday fare! open.substack.com/pub/christop...
open.substack.com
Hallmark Christmas Movies for 2025
Too soon...?
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Christopher Manson @chrismanson.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Today's To Do List 1. Spread Joy youtu.be/3bqYzPYgF1o?...
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Mighty Love - The Spinners | The Midnight Special
YouTube video by The Midnight Special
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Christopher Manson @chrismanson.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Happy George C. Scott Birthday! Celebrate accordiongly.
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Christopher Manson @chrismanson.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Today's Edition of FUCK ICE l.smartnews.com/p-6p3nFMxq/d...
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ICE Agent Who Took Upskirt Photos of Flight Attendant Says It Wasn't a Crime Because He Was Sneaky (Reason.com)
Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agent Billy Olvera just wanted more cookies—or so he told an American Airlines flight attendant. Meanwhile, he used...
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Christopher Manson @chrismanson.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Elliott Gould on the late great Diane Keaton. l.smartnews.com/p-6p5ETelq/7...
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Elliott Gould remembers Diane Keaton – ‘We snuck into a bush and she said: ‘This is called making out’’ (The Guardian)
I was shocked when I heard about Diane’s passing....
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Christopher Manson @chrismanson.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
New from the great Tommy Womack music.youtube.com/watch?v=siJB...
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Just Another Shooting
YouTube video by Tommy Womack - Topic
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Christopher Manson @chrismanson.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Your new favorite Hallowe'en song! youtu.be/vpGw0f9J65w?...
youtu.be
Halloween Is Coming
YouTube video by Jesse Welles
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Christopher Manson @chrismanson.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
If it was hard, nobody would be doing it.
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Christopher Manson @chrismanson.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
New in Books - Melanie D.G. Kaplan’s Lab Dog: A Beagle and His Human Investigate the Surprising World of Animal Research. Grateful to the publishers for the advance copy. The late great Jane Goodall calls Lab Dog “remarkable”; higher praise is not necessary.
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Christopher Manson @chrismanson.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
A little absurdity about Bob Dylan's latest obsession. substack.com/home/post/p-...
substack.com
Tangled Up in Bluey
Bob Dylan's Latest Obsession
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Christopher Manson @chrismanson.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Congratulations to Maria Corina Machado on your Nobel Peace Prize! Also, where is America’s Maria Corina Machado? © Juan Barreto—AFP/Getty Images
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Christopher Manson @chrismanson.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
BREAKING NEWS… President Trump a Shoo-in for Nobel Piss Prize.
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Christopher Manson @chrismanson.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
“I have seen a grievous evil under the sun: wealth hoarded to the harm of others…” - Ecclesiastes 5:13
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Christopher Manson @chrismanson.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Now more than ever.
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Christopher Manson @chrismanson.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Tilly Norwood is on the Epstein List. Tilly Norwood is eating the pets. Tilly Norwood’s ass sucks canal water.
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Christopher Manson @chrismanson.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
What a superb businessman.
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Christopher Manson @chrismanson.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
CURRENT READING: The late great Elmore Leonard’s “lost” novella PICKET LINE, out this week. Introduction by C.M. Kushins, whose recent biography of Dutch was highly satisfying.
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Christopher Manson @chrismanson.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
“Charlie” by Tom MacDonald is now The Worst Song in the World.
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Christopher Manson @chrismanson.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
I stumbled onto a fine oldies compilation while searching for Bob Kuban & the In-Men's “The Cheater.”
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Christopher Manson @chrismanson.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
So have they set a date for CharlieCon 2026 yet?
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Christopher Manson @chrismanson.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Love that Bob!
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Christopher Manson @chrismanson.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
I trust President Fuckbag’s extensive research and knowledge about Autism, don’t you? I guess Tylenol didn’t contribute to his campaign fund and/or don’t rape children.
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Christopher Manson @chrismanson.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
NEW! The Week in Christopher, because I’m the only guy who could have written this. open.substack.com/pub/christop...
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The Week in Christopher: Week Ending Sunday, September 21, 2025
Blessings to all who gratefully receive the Joy I spread on Substack.
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Christopher Manson @chrismanson.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
You guys need to cool it with the insensitive remarks about Charlie.
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Christopher Manson @chrismanson.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
You guys need to cool it with the insensitive remarks about Charlie.
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Christopher Manson @chrismanson.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
You guys need to cool it with the insensitive remarks about Charlie.
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Christopher Manson @chrismanson.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
You guys need to cool it with the insensitive remarks about Charlie.
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Christopher Manson @chrismanson.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
You guys need to cool it with the insensitive remarks about Charlie.
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Christopher Manson @chrismanson.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
You guys need to cool it with the insensitive remarks about Charlie.
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Christopher Manson @chrismanson.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Congratulations, Ted Cruz, on your new set of balls!
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Christopher Manson @chrismanson.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
You guys need to cool it with the insensitive remarks about Charlie.
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