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Chris Labarthe

@chrislabarthe.bsky.social
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Thing namer. Word writer. Creative director. Dad. Husband. Goofball. All opinions are mine—but, really, c'mon, they should be yours as well.

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Chris Labarthe @chrislabarthe.bsky.social · 10h
(Context/narrative in the thread above the OP)
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Chris Labarthe @chrislabarthe.bsky.social · 10h
One of my favorite, smartest people online. Please chip in to help her defray costs of being (il)legally harrassed.
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Chris Labarthe @chrislabarthe.bsky.social · 11h
Honestly surprised Marshall didn’t cut out the middleman and just tell the cookie shop to get payment from Marshall’s past-due patients
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Chris Labarthe @chrislabarthe.bsky.social · 11h
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I'll Allow It - Ken Jeong as Ben Chang
ALT: I'll Allow It - Ken Jeong as Ben Chang
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Chris Labarthe @chrislabarthe.bsky.social · 12h
Deth chikn
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Chris Labarthe @chrislabarthe.bsky.social · 12h
Honk around and bonk out
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Carl Gibson 🍉 @crgibs.bsky.social · 15h
The Predator meme of two hands coming together. The left arm is captioned “political polling” while the right arm is captioned “Jeffrey Epstein.” The two hands in the middle are captioned “getting Trump into the teens”
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Chris Labarthe @chrislabarthe.bsky.social · 13h
When Marshall loses, the KS Supreme Court should sentence him to sweep the bakery floor for a year
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Chris Labarthe @chrislabarthe.bsky.social · 13h
We should really milk this for all it's worth
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Chris Labarthe @chrislabarthe.bsky.social · 17h
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Chris Labarthe @chrislabarthe.bsky.social · 18h
💯
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Chris Labarthe @chrislabarthe.bsky.social · 18h
Agree (and in my formulation, those are downstream of AES’s Too-Online-ism & toxic masculinity)
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 19h
I have not seen the new version. But one brilliant thing about the original was that it made the audience culpable. Carrie is just weird and off enough so that you can’t smugly say, “Oh, but I would have been nice to her.” Instead you say, “I should have been, but WOULD I have been?”
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 19h
You cannot possibly look at Sissy Spacek’s performance in Carrie and not be wowed by the ways in which that movie gets you to care about her, to root for her, and to imagine against all reason that it might work out for her. If you don’t get that, you have simply lost the plot.
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Chris Labarthe @chrislabarthe.bsky.social · 19h
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Chris Labarthe @chrislabarthe.bsky.social · 19h
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Chris Labarthe @chrislabarthe.bsky.social · 19h
Hunh, ok, here’s a tough one: name the last band you saw in person where the band was *younger* than you were For me … yeesh, Green Day (and they only have me beat by 2 years!). And … drawing a blank on any others!
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Chris Labarthe @chrislabarthe.bsky.social · 19h
The main difference between Ossoff and El-Sayed is that El-Sayed is Way Too Online and manosphere-pilled
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Chris Labarthe @chrislabarthe.bsky.social · 22h
What a fucking clown/wrecker
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Cheri Jacobus @cherijacobus.bsky.social · 23h
KKK
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Chris Labarthe @chrislabarthe.bsky.social · 23h
Like if Richard Henry Dana wrote the Lieutenant Dan's ancestors montage
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Chris Labarthe @chrislabarthe.bsky.social · 23h
"Oh shit now I'm officially married to my agentic partner and it's suing me for divorce on grounds of alienation of affection after I used a different agent and its parent company will get half of my net worth"
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Chris Labarthe @chrislabarthe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"ChatGPT sold my wife on craigslist"
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Chris Labarthe @chrislabarthe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
we're gonna need a bigger little shark boat
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Chris Labarthe @chrislabarthe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Why did you post a picture of Dana Rohrabacher
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Chris Labarthe @chrislabarthe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I would watch the absolute shit out of this
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Chris Labarthe @chrislabarthe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I would watch the absolute shit out of this
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Chris Labarthe @chrislabarthe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Good Before Times were when REM was signed to IRS
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Chris Labarthe @chrislabarthe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He is, but only insofar as “conservativism” = racism + misogyny
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Chris Labarthe @chrislabarthe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Gonna start responding to Doomers with “Even the demons believe that”
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Fondor Haulcraft @dayuan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Saw a photo of a BART operator from the 70s and incredible energy
BART operator in a jumpsuit and a big 70s haircut, looking like he’s out of a modestly-budgeted 70s sci-fi movie since the interior’s all white with an orange floor
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Chris Labarthe @chrislabarthe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not sure if the memory care strategy of surrounding Trump with identical Cylon models in different roles is gonna work
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Chris Labarthe @chrislabarthe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Been using the Kevin Drum rule on CA & SF props for years: default to NO on each one unless there's a really compelling rationale for yes
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 09/10/2026
Who went through all the major platforms where the Pentagon might stream their barbaric firing squad "livestream" execution to see if it violated their policies? Me. I did it.
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Chris Labarthe @chrislabarthe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
First live act I ever saw! (Donnie opening for Hall & Oates)
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Chris Labarthe @chrislabarthe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
KITTEH
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Chris Labarthe @chrislabarthe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
LIMBY
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Chris Labarthe @chrislabarthe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Hudson Hawk's World Domination Triumph
ALT: Hudson Hawk's World Domination Triumph
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Chris Labarthe @chrislabarthe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
TWIGGER
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Chris Labarthe @chrislabarthe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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The Rock: Come At Me Bro
ALT: The Rock: Come At Me Bro
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Chris Labarthe @chrislabarthe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And one of my ironclad block rules is for anyone who says “The DNC made Walz stop saying ‘weird’”
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Chris Labarthe @chrislabarthe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I think he was ... fine/whatev as a VP nom (demographics and positions were complementary to Harris; if she was comfortable with him, I was; VP noms don't matter much), but postelection he was exposed as being utterly in over his head as a national figure (and with no real team to support him)
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Chris Labarthe @chrislabarthe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
FANJORIA
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Menestune @menestune.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Six seconds of bobcat - cruising on by the trail camera. #mammals #nature #cats #love #trailcam #Seattle #wildanimals #PNW #Caturday #nokings #cat #BeKind
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Chris Labarthe @chrislabarthe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Le Grand Enfoiré de Canapé
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Peter M. Sullivan 🇺🇸🇮🇪 @citizensullivan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
POTUS: Incites a pogrom against Somali-Americans SecDef: Nationally televised snuff film Ambassador to Greece: Sure, I take bribes; here's my credit card account. ALL IN ONE DAY.
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Chris Labarthe @chrislabarthe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
<< taps the sign >>
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Kim Wexler's Ponytail 🐝💛🎗 @madisonkittay.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
"Are you the same person who was telling people not to vote?" 💥☠️
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