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Emperor Ugh

@chriskeaton.bsky.social
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I'm definitely not hiding on this backwater planet to avoid intergalactic criminal charges. Just a normal human person.

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Emperor Ugh @chriskeaton.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
How is it? That is on my wish list after having a failed pizza oven that would never get hot enough.
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Emperor Ugh @chriskeaton.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Saudi doesn't have a real military. They're mostly indentured servants that will run before they'd die for their employers.
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Emperor Ugh @chriskeaton.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
When signing mortgage paperwork you must adopt an efficient signature.
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Emperor Ugh @chriskeaton.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I love my CR-V Hybrid.
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Emperor Ugh @chriskeaton.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
For classic cars, you kinda have to like working on them. That's why I don't have one right now.
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Emperor Ugh @chriskeaton.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
And I thought food inspectors were doing a bad job. Apparently they were doing a pretty bang up job.
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Emperor Ugh @chriskeaton.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I love how he thinks its binding.
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Emperor Ugh @chriskeaton.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Yikes!
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Emperor Ugh @chriskeaton.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Congrats. I noticed that some are with Tor in one market and another imprint in another. How does that happen?
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Emperor Ugh @chriskeaton.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Its the age of the US living im a bubble of propaganda. No one else is seeing it as that except us.
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Emperor Ugh @chriskeaton.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I wonder if they'll find a load of these titles on the secondary market.
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Alaina G. Levine, CSP, Create Your Unicorn Career! @alainaglevine.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Thank you @inc.com and Minda Zetlin for writing an article about my work and my new book, Create Your Unicorn Career! #yourunicorncareer #networking #keynotespeaker #careercoach www.inc.com/minda-zetlin...
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Emperor Ugh @chriskeaton.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
How does she feel about it now? I'm so glad I was an adult when the internet came about.
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Emperor Ugh @chriskeaton.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Jeffries must be on the Epstein list.
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Emperor Ugh @chriskeaton.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
That's a lot of grass.
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Emperor Ugh @chriskeaton.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Yes! I've writing a series of short sci-fi stories the same universe, except is starts in the near future and now like like 100k in the future. It is definitely easier to event shit from nothing.
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Emperor Ugh @chriskeaton.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This was a failure of marketing. They often promote the movie they think people want and not was is actually in the can. If they had sold it as a campy superhero comedy I would've watched it. But all the trailers I saw made it seem serious and it looked seriously dumb, so a no. But comedy, yes.
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Emperor Ugh @chriskeaton.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Check out this informative career article. www.nature.com/articles/d41... #UnicorCareer @naturemagazine.bsky.social
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How to get the most out of an informational interview
These informal meetings can help you to explore new career opportunities, but there is a knack to getting them right.
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Emperor Ugh @chriskeaton.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I'm in the desert so was going to get up early and watch the meteor shower. My alarm didn't wake me up for it but rather a super intense rain storm letting me know I can stay in bed.
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Emperor Ugh @chriskeaton.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Yeah but film is a team sport. There are more written and directed by dictator garbage than there are hits.
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Emperor Ugh @chriskeaton.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
This time she'll have to win a primary.
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Emperor Ugh @chriskeaton.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I cant believe that I just learned this year that every silk thread leads to a single kernel and each thread must be pollinated for a kernel to form.
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Emperor Ugh @chriskeaton.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Congrats!
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Emperor Ugh @chriskeaton.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
This is probably a bot or Russian agent.
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Emperor Ugh @chriskeaton.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Holy Shit, 20 years!?!
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Emperor Ugh @chriskeaton.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
It's wierd but when i travel I day what state im from and not just the US.
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Emperor Ugh @chriskeaton.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
From a region that can only exist because of AC, 78 is good especially if you dont want to go broke. Maybe we can take global warming seriously now.
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Emperor Ugh @chriskeaton.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
You dont get arrested for that by civilian police.
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Emperor Ugh @chriskeaton.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
this thread is getting crappy because its just bots being blocked now.
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Emperor Ugh @chriskeaton.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Barely rejected. That should be the title. Corrupt Supreme Court barely rejected Trumps unconstitutional efforts.
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Emperor Ugh @chriskeaton.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Probably needed reprogramming. You know how Chinese celebs disappear for months and come back with a new tune.
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Emperor Ugh @chriskeaton.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Would someone get these bits removed already.
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Emperor Ugh @chriskeaton.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Heatpumps are useless if you actually need heat. Global warming is making heatpumps more effective.
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Emperor Ugh @chriskeaton.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Oh dont forget its also way cheaper because your tax bill will never be as high as premiums and copays.
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Emperor Ugh @chriskeaton.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I just got the news my deductible is resetting in the middle of the year. I didnt change plans or company. My new employer is now paying some of it. And that was all the insurance took to screw me over and reset my deductible. And its legal.
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Emperor Ugh @chriskeaton.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
They can't spend their time fighting reds but themselves. They're shills and need to be removed.
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Emperor Ugh @chriskeaton.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The blessing of being a generic white dude.
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Emperor Ugh @chriskeaton.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Tucson can be too hot for some. But guess what, it's hot everywhere now so might as well enjoy Tucson where we have plenty of AC, dry heat, and no winter!! Lol
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Emperor Ugh @chriskeaton.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Reason #1435 for why we need Medicare for all. My employer is now paying part of my insurance. It's still Blue Cross and the same plan, but because they're paying my deductible resets. Legel but immoral.
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Emperor Ugh @chriskeaton.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
What it wasn't you I have been emailing?
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Emperor Ugh @chriskeaton.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
this is fake, but I'm sure he's thinking it
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Emperor Ugh @chriskeaton.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
What I find amazing about the Russian people's response to Ukraine bombing them. So many are like, oh look we're getting bombed again, where's my Vodka. They're very nonchalant about it. I don't know if that's trauma or next level chill.
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Emperor Ugh @chriskeaton.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
What is find amazing is the Russian people's response. So many are like, oh look we're getting bombed again, where's my Vodka. They're very nonchalant about it. I don't know if that is trauma or next level chill.
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Emperor Ugh @chriskeaton.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Let's not forget the horrible expense of defending yourself against BS charges.
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Emperor Ugh @chriskeaton.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
stop with the AI slop, block
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Emperor Ugh @chriskeaton.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
AI bs
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Emperor Ugh @chriskeaton.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
He's giving a good sales.pitch to vote blue.
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Emperor Ugh @chriskeaton.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I think these are amazing results.
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Emperor Ugh @chriskeaton.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Or did they just say they would stop and are doing it on the down low?
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Emperor Ugh @chriskeaton.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Ive not seen one. Bluesky is totally customizable. Stop responding and block these people. Interact with the kind of posts you want to see and soon thats what you will see. Its nice.
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