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Chris Kalmar ⚡️ Chief Agent Director 😜

@chriskalmar.dev
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👨‍💻 SWE @ Figma 🚀 Founder lost-pixel.com (Acquired) 🤖 AI Engineer 🎬 YouTuber m.youtube.com/@chriskalmar 🎤 Conference Speaker 🗣️ I speak 🇬🇧🇩🇪🇵🇱

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Chris Kalmar ⚡️ Chief Agent Director 😜 @chriskalmar.dev · 24/06/2026
Excited to be at Figma #config2026 in SF 🌁
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Chris Kalmar ⚡️ Chief Agent Director 😜 @chriskalmar.dev · 04/05/2026
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Chris Kalmar ⚡️ Chief Agent Director 😜 @chriskalmar.dev · 03/04/2026
Panel 1 (Claude):
“I pushed my code to production.”

Panel 2 (Engineer):
“Just the compiled binary… not the source code, right?”

Panel 3 (Claude):
🙂

Panel 4 (Engineer):
“Not the source code… right?”
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Chris Kalmar ⚡️ Chief Agent Director 😜 @chriskalmar.dev · 08/03/2026
Why does the latest Stream Deck update require 770 MB on my hard disk? It's just a tiny panel with a few programmable buttons 🤨
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Chris Kalmar ⚡️ Chief Agent Director 😜 @chriskalmar.dev · 24/02/2026
TUIs are the hot thing right now. ✨ I'm sure, Claude Code had some influence here. Funnily, I grew up with TUIs, just like this one 😅
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Chris Kalmar ⚡️ Chief Agent Director 😜 @chriskalmar.dev · 21/02/2026
The usage limits of Codex 5.3 are insane compared to Opus 4.6 🤯 It’s almost impossible to exhaust them. And I didn’t notice much difference in results so far.
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Chris Kalmar ⚡️ Chief Agent Director 😜 @chriskalmar.dev · 17/02/2026
I will never understand why Apple Mail is so freaking bad. Search almost never works. Email content is visible in the preview but doesn’t load when opening the message. Sort order of messages gets messed up occasionally. It’s not a complicated product. I don’t even ask for AI at this point. 😩
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Chris Kalmar ⚡️ Chief Agent Director 😜 @chriskalmar.dev · 17/02/2026
This is wild. 🤯 Not even 3 months ago ClawdBot came into existence. A bit later, Anthropic enforced a name change on that open source project, which is now called OpenClaw. And now OpenClaw is joining OpenAI. If you target the perfect pain point, anything is possible.
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Chris Kalmar ⚡️ Chief Agent Director 😜 @chriskalmar.dev · 15/02/2026
Claude usage limits hit like quitting smoking all over again. You don’t realize how deep the habit runs until it’s suddenly gone. Alright, switching back to Codex for now. 😅
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Chris Kalmar ⚡️ Chief Agent Director 😜 @chriskalmar.dev · 04/02/2026
Instead of getting Sonnet 5, Claude is crashing for me all day 😔
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Chris Kalmar ⚡️ Chief Agent Director 😜 @chriskalmar.dev · 03/02/2026
From what I see around me, non-engineers far outnumber engineers when it comes to using OpenClaw. 🦀 With all the cool things you can do with such a tool, I’m worried that many users have no idea about the dangers of prompt injections.
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Chris Kalmar ⚡️ Chief Agent Director 😜 @chriskalmar.dev · 15/01/2026
Ralph 🔁 😁
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Chris Kalmar ⚡️ Chief Agent Director 😜 @chriskalmar.dev · 08/01/2026
How long does it take to start writing the proper year number in all dates after a new year starts? 🤪
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Chris Kalmar ⚡️ Chief Agent Director 😜 @chriskalmar.dev · 07/01/2026
One of my first printers 🖨️ was ready to go after I turned it on. The next one took a few seconds to be ready. A few printers later it got worse and worse. 😒 My current printer does all sorts of 💩 for minutes before I can send it a print job. 😡 Are we moving backwards with print technology?
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Chris Kalmar ⚡️ Chief Agent Director 😜 @chriskalmar.dev · 31/12/2025
After waiting for 3.5 hours now, I regret upgrading to Tahoe. 😞 It looks like I bricked my laptop. 🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱 I still hope the upgrade will finish early 2026 🤞
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Chris Kalmar ⚡️ Chief Agent Director 😜 @chriskalmar.dev · 18/06/2025
That moment when you plug in your laptop in the last second. Pure adrenaline! 😅
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Chris Kalmar ⚡️ Chief Agent Director 😜 @chriskalmar.dev · 15/06/2025
Always fun to meet good old friends 🤗 at @reactsummit.gitnation.org, like @tkdodo.eu and Peter
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Chris Kalmar ⚡️ Chief Agent Director 😜 @chriskalmar.dev · 13/06/2025
Never miss a @tannerlinsley.com talk. Always very entertaining. 🤩 #ReactSummit
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Chris Kalmar ⚡️ Chief Agent Director 😜 @chriskalmar.dev · 13/06/2025
Great to be back at @reactsummit.gitnation.org in Amsterdam 🇳🇱 Watching Bun talk by @jarredsumner.com
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Chris Kalmar ⚡️ Chief Agent Director 😜 @chriskalmar.dev · 07/06/2025
React Summit is just a few days away. 🤩 @reactsummit.gitnation.org
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Chris Kalmar ⚡️ Chief Agent Director 😜 @chriskalmar.dev · 04/06/2025
Why is there still no nested search 🔍 capability in VSCode? "Files to include" should allow to reuse the last search results. This would be such a low hanging fruit and would make the search 100x more powerful.
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Chris Kalmar ⚡️ Chief Agent Director 😜 @chriskalmar.dev · 31/05/2025
Web dev sales pitch then and now. [ 10 years ago ] Web dev: I will build this website with these features for X. Customer: My nephew can do it for 10% of the price. [ Today ] Web dev: I will build this website with these features for X. Customer: I will vibe code it myself in under 20 minutes.
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Chris Kalmar ⚡️ Chief Agent Director 😜 @chriskalmar.dev · 27/05/2025
In the age of ChatGPT and all the other AI innovations, I don’t get why Alexa & Siri still suck. 🤯 It’s like talking to a very old person with bad hearing. You ask for a simple task and you get an unrelated response. Or better yet, my Alexa pretends to be completely deaf sometimes. Frustrating 😠
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Chris Kalmar ⚡️ Chief Agent Director 😜 @chriskalmar.dev · 22/05/2025
Building a language in 10 days and it’s still being used after 30 years is so impressive. 🧠
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TypeScript @typescriptlang.org · 22/05/2025
Today we're announcing previews of the native port of TypeScript! These nightly previews will be available on npm and the VS Code marketplace! npm install -D @​typescript/native-preview npx tsgo --version Read up more on our blog!
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Announcing TypeScript Native Previews - TypeScript
Previews of the native TypeScript port are now available on npm and for VS Code through the Visual Studio Marketplace!
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Chris Kalmar ⚡️ Chief Agent Director 😜 @chriskalmar.dev · 22/05/2025
Some pubs have funny names 😂
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Chris Kalmar ⚡️ Chief Agent Director 😜 @chriskalmar.dev · 22/05/2025
Ruby code is sometimes hard to read. Here are 4 ways to write the same IF statement 🙈
# Option a
if true
  puts "hi"
end

# Option b
unless false 
  puts "hi"
end

# Option c
puts "hi" if true

# Option d
puts "hi" unless false
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Chris Kalmar ⚡️ Chief Agent Director 😜 @chriskalmar.dev · 14/05/2025
Good morning 🌅 London 🇬🇧
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Chris Kalmar ⚡️ Chief Agent Director 😜 @chriskalmar.dev · 11/05/2025
Coming from iTerm2, I really like @warp.dev 💜 Workflows with dynamic params are just magical 🪄 and make my life so much easier. Would love to see those features coming soon: 1. Define your own keybindings for switching to next/previous tab 2. Merging tabs into split view Keep going 🚀
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Chris Kalmar ⚡️ Chief Agent Director 😜 @chriskalmar.dev · 10/05/2025
Trying a new restaurant today. I love the design concept already 🍃 Hopefully the food will be tasty too 🤤
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Chris Kalmar ⚡️ Chief Agent Director 😜 @chriskalmar.dev · 09/05/2025
How are people able to scroll on their phones like they would move paper around, but on their laptops they set up the opposite scrolling behaviour. 🤯 I’m just not skilled enough 😂
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Chris Kalmar ⚡️ Chief Agent Director 😜 @chriskalmar.dev · 08/05/2025
🍿 I can’t make up my mind which show I like the most right now: - Severance - Silo - Foundation And what are you watching?
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Chris Kalmar ⚡️ Chief Agent Director 😜 @chriskalmar.dev · 06/05/2025
There are people that are patiently and with a lot of effort explaining the problem they want solved talking to an LLM. But some of those very patient people are NOT so patient when they interact with humans. I wonder why? 🤯
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Chris Kalmar ⚡️ Chief Agent Director 😜 @chriskalmar.dev · 06/05/2025
Why is there no family plan for ChatGPT or Claude? 🤔 Team plans are for businesses, but what if you would like to share with your family? Like Spotify or Netflix.
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Chris Kalmar ⚡️ Chief Agent Director 😜 @chriskalmar.dev · 05/05/2025
Time for a clean-up, I guess 😅
A meme comparing the "heaviest objects in the universe." It shows a grid representing spacetime curvature under four labeled objects: the Sun, a Neutron star, a Black hole, and a "Desktop." Each object creates a progressively deeper distortion in the grid, with the Desktop causing the deepest distortion, exaggerating how cluttered or heavy it feels metaphorically. The caption at the top reads “Screenshots on my desktop 🤯” and at the bottom it says “HEAVIEST OBJECTS IN THE UNIVERSE.”
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Chris Kalmar ⚡️ Chief Agent Director 😜 @chriskalmar.dev · 04/05/2025
Happy Star Wars day everyone ✨
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Chris Kalmar ⚡️ Chief Agent Director 😜 @chriskalmar.dev · 27/04/2025
Back in the day, when I was going to school, I used flashcards sometimes. Creating them was tedious. 🥱 Today I helped my kid: - scanned 50 handwritten pages - uploaded to ChatGPT - asked for generating 200 Q&As - exported XLS with 2 column - printed, folded, cut - done What a time to live in 😅
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Chris Kalmar ⚡️ Chief Agent Director 😜 @chriskalmar.dev · 26/04/2025
Did someone think of an MCP server for Amazon shopping already? 🤔 I could imagine such a better shopping experience by just handing over the tasks of finding and researching products and their features, comparing reviews, detecting fake reviews, checking delivery costs, and more Do I dream to big?
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Chris Kalmar ⚡️ Chief Agent Director 😜 @chriskalmar.dev · 26/04/2025
When I have to write a piece of content (e.g. presentation, documentation, …), I always worry about not having enough topics to talk about. 😧 Then I get started. A bit here, a bit there, usually very chaotic. By the end, I have too much content and need to cut down. 😅 Every single time. Weird 😐
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Chris Kalmar ⚡️ Chief Agent Director 😜 @chriskalmar.dev · 23/04/2025
Incredible presentation 🙌 about “building a personal CLI” by @danielroe.dev here at @viennajs.bsky.social
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Chris Kalmar ⚡️ Chief Agent Director 😜 @chriskalmar.dev · 18/04/2025
Just found out about github.com/unnoq/orpc?t... I’m curious about how close to or how far from tRPC it is. 🤔
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GitHub - unnoq/orpc: Typesafe APIs Made Simple 🪄
Typesafe APIs Made Simple 🪄. Contribute to unnoq/orpc development by creating an account on GitHub.
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Chris Kalmar ⚡️ Chief Agent Director 😜 @chriskalmar.dev · 16/04/2025
Getting back to social media after a couple of months of break. 🧘‍♂️ What did I miss? Is React still the best framework? Did we achieve AGI? Is the market crashing? 😜
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TypeScript @typescriptlang.org · 11/03/2025
Today we're thrilled to announce our effort to port the TypeScript compiler and language service to native code, gaining a 10x speed boost in build times and editor responsiveness! devblogs.microsoft.com/typescript/t...
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A 10x Faster TypeScript - TypeScript
Embarking on a native port of the existing TypeScript compiler and toolset to achieve a 10x performance speed-up.
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Chris Kalmar ⚡️ Chief Agent Director 😜 @chriskalmar.dev · 28/01/2025
As a European 🇪🇺 I was quite concerned with the fact that all the AI power is within the US. That’s why I’m very happy about DeepSeek. AI shouldn’t be controlled by a handful of rich people. AI should be available to everyone. Open source ftw. 🙌
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Chris Kalmar ⚡️ Chief Agent Director 😜 @chriskalmar.dev · 12/01/2025
Can some from the food industry please start using AI to make healthy food 🥗 taste better than junk food 🍔🍟 Thank you 🙏
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Chris Kalmar ⚡️ Chief Agent Director 😜 @chriskalmar.dev · 11/01/2025
Are you working on a weekend project?
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Chris Kalmar ⚡️ Chief Agent Director 😜 @chriskalmar.dev · 09/01/2025
Projects without a good testing strategy are scary. 🙈 Can’t even imagine how to refactor parts of such a project without tests in place and having huge amounts of doubt about every small change. Nerve wrecking 🙊 Always invest in tests. You won’t regret it 🚀
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Chris Kalmar ⚡️ Chief Agent Director 😜 @chriskalmar.dev · 05/01/2025
Winter break is over. Back to work 🚀
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Chris Kalmar ⚡️ Chief Agent Director 😜 @chriskalmar.dev · 04/01/2025
Dad: “Did you use ChatGPT for your homework?” Son: “Yup, it’s awesome” Dad: “New rule! No more ChatGPT for doing homework!” Son: “But Dad, you use it all the time for your work.” Dad: “That’s different.” Son: “How so?” Dad: “Ok, new rule! Don’t get caught!” 😅
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Chris Kalmar ⚡️ Chief Agent Director 😜 @chriskalmar.dev · 03/01/2025
Playing around with Axe-core to work on accessibility checks. Do you know other projects that are similar or even better? #a11y github.com/dequelabs/ax...
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GitHub - dequelabs/axe-core: Accessibility engine for automated Web UI testing
Accessibility engine for automated Web UI testing. Contribute to dequelabs/axe-core development by creating an account on GitHub.
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