chrisjvincent.bsky.social @chrisjvincent.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I’m a bit a chimera myself after my op a few years ago. 010
chrisjvincent.bsky.social @chrisjvincent.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I haven’t got kids but have got a pa tum 000
chrisjvincent.bsky.social @chrisjvincent.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Have you ever had a swan pecking at your glass front door? 120
chrisjvincent.bsky.social @chrisjvincent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Bonnie waiting for 2nd breakfast 010
chrisjvincent.bsky.social @chrisjvincent.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Tom Jones son could never work out why people said his similarity was not unusual 010
chrisjvincent.bsky.social @chrisjvincent.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I threw mine out, it was just gathering dust. 010
chrisjvincent.bsky.social @chrisjvincent.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Got anything at tooth hurty tomorrow? 000
chrisjvincent.bsky.social @chrisjvincent.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Specsavers, call it National Eyes. 000
chrisjvincent.bsky.social @chrisjvincent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026They thought it wouldn’t match your curtains 020
chrisjvincent.bsky.social @chrisjvincent.bsky.social · 25/09/2026What do you expect if you put a massive chicken pie in the garden ? 🥧 020
chrisjvincent.bsky.social @chrisjvincent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Welsh speciality Lleftover chicken 011
chrisjvincent.bsky.social @chrisjvincent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Who doesn’t like a ginger raccoon ? 000
chrisjvincent.bsky.social @chrisjvincent.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Two men and another man Susan the teenage bitch Gits Real bus drivers of Chicago 010
chrisjvincent.bsky.social @chrisjvincent.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Man in the Muddle - set in the Whitehouse 110
chrisjvincent.bsky.social @chrisjvincent.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I like to remember there is more space between things than there are things. 000
chrisjvincent.bsky.social @chrisjvincent.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Paying £300 to visit ‘Royalworld’ to find only a muddy field and a monkey. 000
chrisjvincent.bsky.social @chrisjvincent.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I’m not sure I exist at all. Just a photon-coated toffee apple. 001
chrisjvincent.bsky.social @chrisjvincent.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I’m not going to bed at 7pm, it’s too f’ing early! 010
chrisjvincent.bsky.social @chrisjvincent.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Send them to Rwanda. They could open a tea shop with pampas grass outside. 010
chrisjvincent.bsky.social @chrisjvincent.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I didn’t like him in Harry Potter 010
chrisjvincent.bsky.social @chrisjvincent.bsky.social · 12/09/2026At an interview a man asked ‘how would you describe yourself?’ I said ‘I wouldn’t, I’ve never had to report myself missing’. I don’t understand the need to categorise people to fit a stereotype. I am me, that is all anyone needs to know. 020
chrisjvincent.bsky.social @chrisjvincent.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Dear Peri Neum, …….. Yours, Foal R Sole 011
chrisjvincent.bsky.social @chrisjvincent.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Went here once, steaks 16oz to 64oz with optional huge shrimp cocktail starter 110
chrisjvincent.bsky.social @chrisjvincent.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I started reading Les Miserables 30 years ago. I was stuck on the same page for 15. I threw it away and I don’t regret it. 110
chrisjvincent.bsky.social @chrisjvincent.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Whilst washing grapes youtu.be/Cvuv1pbRv8Uyoutu.beRaccoon is Washing and Eating Grapes | Taste Test | Wild AnimalsYouTube video by The raccoon village 000
chrisjvincent.bsky.social @chrisjvincent.bsky.social · 05/09/2026V nice+ Walking along Leather Lane one lunchtime a woman said to a stall-holder “I don’t by rubbish” he replied “you bought that f#cking haircut” 010
chrisjvincent.bsky.social @chrisjvincent.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Brilliant news. The world awaits. 010
