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Chrishill988 @chrishill988.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My man! 😂
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Chrishill988 @chrishill988.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Carter voting for Kamala looked more there than this.
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Chrishill988 @chrishill988.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Never change. Always be like this.
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Chrishill988 @chrishill988.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
All world leaders should be locked in a room with 100 pounds of weed each and everyone brings one dish representing their country. No one’s allowed to leave until peace is achieved.
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Chrishill988 @chrishill988.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hell of an opportunity for Jamie and Adam to file a lawsuit.
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Chrishill988 @chrishill988.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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General Hammond's WTF Moment
ALT: General Hammond's WTF Moment
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Chrishill988 @chrishill988.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Michael Scott Declares Bankruptcy
ALT: Michael Scott Declares Bankruptcy
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Chrishill988 @chrishill988.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Distraction from the horrors. Because the night is dark and full of terrors. Music to have sex to. Cursed version. Me first. Old country yodeling. Annnnd go!
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Chrishill988 @chrishill988.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Grim Reaper needs to start paying his interns?
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Chrishill988 @chrishill988.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Grim Reaper should consider paying his interns. Might make the Excel easier to go off of.
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Chrishill988 @chrishill988.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
2 gummies and uncounted vape hits in. The answer for me is 2 hours ago.
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Chrishill988 @chrishill988.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Jabba The Cunt?
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Chrishill988 @chrishill988.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Confused rhetorical question: who hates cool street art?
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Chrishill988 @chrishill988.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Heheh
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Ali @alisouthhams.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Courtesy of Hats on Cats 🤣 #solareclipse
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Chrishill988 @chrishill988.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Who else has looked at a public safety officer (not legit cop) and asked “what do we even pay you for?” in a spot where directing traffic is needed? Ya know, like the entrance and exit of the school pickup line.
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Chrishill988 @chrishill988.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
And The Doctor and Rose will be right there to watch.
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Chrishill988 @chrishill988.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Trump can’t handle BBC… 🤣
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Chrishill988 @chrishill988.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Family Guy Star Wars
ALT: Family Guy Star Wars
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Chrishill988 @chrishill988.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
What if it’s just the first time washed in 16 months?
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Chrishill988 @chrishill988.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Well eventually run out of months where it’s still building. Lol
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Chrishill988 @chrishill988.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Wouldn’t we all appreciate Al Bundy more? 🤣
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Chrishill988 @chrishill988.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I’m really into keto I’m sorry I’m having too much fun with this
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Chrishill988 @chrishill988.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Facebook friend request from 25 years ago
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Chrishill988 @chrishill988.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
We noticed you from across the bar
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Chrishill988 @chrishill988.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Worst government professional headshot, ever.
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Chrishill988 @chrishill988.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Wouldn’t even trust that guy as a local sports reporter
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Chrishill988 @chrishill988.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
That mofo is in no way ServSafe Certified
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S.E. Danesti @seedanesti.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I knew you couldn't handle BBC. It's way too big for you bro!!!
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Chrishill988 @chrishill988.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Needs more Radagast’ness.
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Chrishill988 @chrishill988.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
97 was Floyd, tho, right?
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Chrishill988 @chrishill988.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
What the fuck is that picture? It’s the goddamn Loch Ness Monster!
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Chrishill988 @chrishill988.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Know their be an mugg me wantz
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Chrishill988 @chrishill988.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Republicans taught me what oral sex was when I was 10! Quotable perhaps???
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Chrishill988 @chrishill988.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Well shit. That’s kinda a big deal.
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Chrishill988 @chrishill988.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I’ve played better games of Risk stoned than what this has been.
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Chrishill988 @chrishill988.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Adjudicated rapist says what?
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Chrishill988 @chrishill988.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
1. Sad 2. Cuz some pfc from Nebraska has that one idea that will work. 🤣
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Chrishill988 @chrishill988.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Best sign is with 8 antibiotic doses remaining, Tali The Cat is having fewer and fewer instances of coughing. Isn’t she so cute?
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Chrishill988 @chrishill988.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Well shit.
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Chrishill988 @chrishill988.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Hell yea
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Chrishill988 @chrishill988.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Fun day. IT is fun and had to submit maintenance work order for my sink. When in doubt, blame the Victorians.
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Chrishill988 @chrishill988.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Jeez, the goth girl at the gas station doesn’t even card me for cigs anymore. 🤣
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Chrishill988 @chrishill988.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Assuming he knows how to use the potty
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Chrishill988 @chrishill988.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It turns my bitchy type to something professional sounding. Only good use I’ve found. 🤣
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Chrishill988 @chrishill988.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Oh Little Mary. IYKYK
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😈 Leela The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It costs nothing to be kind.
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Chrishill988 @chrishill988.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Pinchy boys - Yes Cooky Hank Hill Gas - No
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Chrishill988 @chrishill988.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Wonder if anyone has ever had cops knock on their door for yelling or something and it turns out it’s just them trying to get their Alexa to stfu. “Can we see them to make sure they’re ok?” “I’m not going thru the trouble to unplug that thing…”
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Chrishill988 @chrishill988.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Another key purpose for laser pointers. 🤣
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