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Chris Hatfield

@chrishatfield.bsky.social
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Professional disappointment abolitionist

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Chris Hatfield @chrishatfield.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Chris Hatfield @chrishatfield.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
reaching levels of desperate losers the world has never before seen out here
a yellow bumper sticker on a Honda minivan with California plates that reads "A PLAGUE ON THE DSA - Fight For A Free America"
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Chris Hatfield @chrishatfield.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Chris Hatfield @chrishatfield.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Watching Invasion of the Body Snatchers
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Chris Hatfield @chrishatfield.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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Chris Hatfield @chrishatfield.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
So I'm scrolling through my YouTube subscriptions just now and there was a couple of weird videos in my feed that really threw me off. I start poking around to find that I have surreptitiously been subscribed to the C*****e K**k channel!?? WTF YouTube? NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS would I do this.
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Chris Hatfield @chrishatfield.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
On a beautiful new Metro D Line train in LA
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Chris Hatfield @chrishatfield.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
on the train to LA
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Chris Hatfield @chrishatfield.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Chris Hatfield @chrishatfield.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I hope the answer is "use cannabis"
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Chris Hatfield @chrishatfield.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
happy dog at the beach
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Chris Hatfield @chrishatfield.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
HAPPY X-DAY, FROPHEADS
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Chris Hatfield @chrishatfield.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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Chris Hatfield @chrishatfield.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I wonder how the journalists and copy editors are scoring
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Chris Hatfield @chrishatfield.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
there's gotta be a better way to describe this
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Chris Hatfield @chrishatfield.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
even Wikipedia knows what's up
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Chris Hatfield @chrishatfield.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
mayonnaise-based life forms
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Chris Hatfield @chrishatfield.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
this is exactly what a codependent person would say
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Chris Hatfield @chrishatfield.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
the Peacock subscription has been worth every penny
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Chris Hatfield @chrishatfield.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
in before anybody nominates Paul Rudd
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Chris Hatfield @chrishatfield.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Quote with a fictional band that isn't Spinal Tap.
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Chris Hatfield @chrishatfield.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I know you said "onscreen" but what about this photo from 1978, Emily?
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Chris Hatfield @chrishatfield.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
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Chris Hatfield @chrishatfield.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
a few days late but I just remembered this lyric
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Chris Hatfield @chrishatfield.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Golden State Warriors roster in October vs. April
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Chris Hatfield @chrishatfield.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
nice day for it
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Chris Hatfield @chrishatfield.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
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Chris Hatfield @chrishatfield.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
sigh
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Chris Hatfield @chrishatfield.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
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Chris Hatfield @chrishatfield.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Dr & Mrs Peter Genitals Weiner
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Chris Hatfield @chrishatfield.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
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Chris Hatfield @chrishatfield.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I've got a CRAZY idea
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Chris Hatfield @chrishatfield.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
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Chris Hatfield @chrishatfield.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Gasoline should be $100 a gallon
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Chris Hatfield @chrishatfield.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
This is one of the most astonishingly insane things I've ever read in my entire fucking life.
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Chris Hatfield @chrishatfield.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
If they were going to debunk her claims they could have at least used the term "Woman" instead
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Chris Hatfield @chrishatfield.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
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Chris Hatfield @chrishatfield.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
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Chris Hatfield @chrishatfield.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
community
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Chris Hatfield @chrishatfield.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains.
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Chris Hatfield @chrishatfield.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
I firmly believe consumer technology peaked here
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Chris Hatfield @chrishatfield.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
mfw gordon wood shows up in the ken burns documentary
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Chris Hatfield @chrishatfield.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
what an incredible missed branding opportunity not to call the one on the right Poopytime Tea. or Intestinal Seasonings
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Chris Hatfield @chrishatfield.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
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Chris Hatfield @chrishatfield.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Look at this trove treasures untold how many wonders can one bunghole hold?
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Chris Hatfield @chrishatfield.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Happy THIRTIETH BIRTHDAY to an absolutely gigantic part of my musical DNA
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Chris Hatfield @chrishatfield.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
[Bell tolling]
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Chris Hatfield @chrishatfield.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
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Chris Hatfield @chrishatfield.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
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Chris Hatfield @chrishatfield.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Herb Gooch
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