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Christopher

@chrishags44.bsky.social
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I'm happy. 😁 👋😘 Little blue dot in a very big red southern state. Doing what I can to make the world a better place. Lover of iced coffee and sunrises over the Atlantic. Bleeds Orange 🍊 #CUSE DM if you want, we're all nicer here.

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Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
1st game, 1st win... #Panthers
Isnt she pretty... 1st game 1st win...
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Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Fyi, I still would...
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Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP Dolly.
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Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
There are erotic books about Peter Pan, Wendy and the Lost Boys. Why...
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Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
They say deaths happen in 3's. Graham. McConnell. Please Lord let the 3rd be HIM.
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Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
They hated us so much before this... And to think we're not even done this off-season... Fuck em. The cup is coming home to South Florida.
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Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Now we must all chip in with the human monies and have the orange shit goblin cursed to make the prophecy complete.
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Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
If the Knicks lose game 3 with Trump there, Danhausen will get so many human monies to curse him we might all get our wish for #freebeerday sooner rather than later.
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Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Yup, seems legit.
Mr 305
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Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy Mother's Day to all the amazing moms out there, especially the ones having to solo parent.
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Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I'm team spider.
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Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
25-47
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Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Rewatching "The West Wing" and "The Newsroom" because I need hope for a better day from my country and my chosen profession.
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Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
86 them all.
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Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Curious, has anyone asked any of our living former Presidents their thoughts on the ballroom? I dont recall any previous President "demanding" a secure ballroom be built, despite what the orange shit goblin is constantly posting.
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Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Gonna be in Winston-Salem in 2 weeks. Looking for recommendations for food and things to do. Thanks.
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Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Is it wrong to take enjoyment in how Iran is completely destroying what little mental capacity the orange antichrist has left? Those AI Lego videos are amazing. Now they do drunken Kash? Brilliant.
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Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
One of my favorite things about being a lyft driver is great conversations with tourists about food, here or where they're from. One thing I've discovered that brings me so much joy: People from NC also hate Cookout, except for the milkshakes or if they're high/drunk.
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Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Awwwwwwww, now why'd ya go and do that? 😢
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Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Seriously though, it wasn't THAT impressive. 6/10.
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Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
353 days after tearing the UCL off the bone in his throwing elbow, 322 days after Tommy John surgery to repair it, he's back. 1st pitch... no doubt. HE'S SO FUCKING BACK!!!
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Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Fucking Dean Lewis got me again. Whhhhyyyyyyyyy do i listen to him when I'm feeling down????
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Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
'Merica, FUCK YEAH!!!
'Merica, Fuck Yeah!
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Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
ARREST. THEM. ALL!!! I hope Andrew rolls over on the whole thing and names as many fucking names as possible. He won't but it would be nice.
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Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
When you remember your old whatsapp chat is still there, and so are the pics... 🥵🥵🥵🔥🔥🔥
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Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
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Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
So, El Paso FAA thing, that's about Aliens right? Like, the ET kind? What else could it be for 10 days???
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Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Liam and his dad are home. Fuck you MAGA. Happy Sunday!
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Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Why do I keep listening to Dean Lewis? Every fucking song gets to me, and i just want to have 1 day i don't feel sad or hopeless alot everything.
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Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Well, I'm waiting...
media.tenor.com
a man wearing a shirt that says just ring it is holding a wrestling belt
Alt: a man wearing a shirt that says just ring it is holding a wrestling belt
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Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Fuck Trump. Fuck ICE. Fuck you for voting for this. Fuck anyone that's OK with this.
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Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Write a tragedy in four words: We're out of pie.
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Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Driving 95 north thru SC and NC and seeing all the billboards reminded me how terrible Cookout was all 3 times I've tried it.
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Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Looking forward to stopping for some Jesus BBQ on the way thru NC tomorrow but just saw they are closed Mon-Weds. WTF? Now I need recommendations for great BBQ right off I-95.
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Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I feel seen...
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Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I just don't get why Mr. Brightside is so popular in stadiums? Like, the guy singing is a cuck, right? Please someone explain it's appeal. Thanks.
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Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE NUCKING FUTS!!!
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Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Would you rather have an extra week vacation or a weeks worth of pay deposited into a HSA?
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Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
1 week from today, we start the long drive to NY to drop my son back off at college after his 10 months of recovery from TJ surgery. To quote the great Jason DeFord... "I am not okay I'm barely gettin' by I'm losin' track of days And losin' sleep at night"
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Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
That red AP News alert hit hard this morning. Fuck Trump.
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Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Its 2026, how the fuck are there people that still don't tip their Lyft/Uber drivers, Dashers, Instacarters, GoPuffers and more. Man, people suck.
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Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
When your year to "work on yourself" has entered year 3... 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️
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Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Tip: When you're severely depressed, do not under and circumstances listen to Dax. You're welcome.
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Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
3 1/2 hours in to 2026 and I don't feel any different yet. WTF?
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Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Did my drive by at the bad place and Holy shit, people i thought I knew are actually fucking insane. Charlie Kirk love and worship? Seriously? Shit like that I'll never understand. But then again I'm not fucking psychotic.
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Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
2025 sucked. 2026 will bring a huge change.
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Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Does it make you think of me?
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Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
If your life ended today, would you think you lived a good life? Contributed to the world in a positive way? What would you want to be remembered most for?
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Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
What it is with me and redheads??? 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️
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Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
To my Canadian friends, Happy Boxing Day. But Especially to her. You'll always be my favourite Canadian. Miss you...
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