Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 16/07/2026There are erotic books about Peter Pan, Wendy and the Lost Boys. Why... 000 0
Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 12/07/2026They say deaths happen in 3's. Graham. McConnell. Please Lord let the 3rd be HIM. 020 0
Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 22/06/2026They hated us so much before this... And to think we're not even done this off-season... Fuck em. The cup is coming home to South Florida. 000 0
Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Now we must all chip in with the human monies and have the orange shit goblin cursed to make the prophecy complete. 000 0
Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 07/06/2026If the Knicks lose game 3 with Trump there, Danhausen will get so many human monies to curse him we might all get our wish for #freebeerday sooner rather than later. 000 0
Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Happy Mother's Day to all the amazing moms out there, especially the ones having to solo parent. 000 0
Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Rewatching "The West Wing" and "The Newsroom" because I need hope for a better day from my country and my chosen profession. 000 0
Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Curious, has anyone asked any of our living former Presidents their thoughts on the ballroom? I dont recall any previous President "demanding" a secure ballroom be built, despite what the orange shit goblin is constantly posting. 000 0
Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Gonna be in Winston-Salem in 2 weeks. Looking for recommendations for food and things to do. Thanks. 000 0
Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Is it wrong to take enjoyment in how Iran is completely destroying what little mental capacity the orange antichrist has left? Those AI Lego videos are amazing. Now they do drunken Kash? Brilliant. 010 0
Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 19/04/2026One of my favorite things about being a lyft driver is great conversations with tourists about food, here or where they're from. One thing I've discovered that brings me so much joy: People from NC also hate Cookout, except for the milkshakes or if they're high/drunk. 000 0
Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Seriously though, it wasn't THAT impressive. 6/10. 000 0
Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 08/03/2026353 days after tearing the UCL off the bone in his throwing elbow, 322 days after Tommy John surgery to repair it, he's back. 1st pitch... no doubt. HE'S SO FUCKING BACK!!! 000 0
Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Fucking Dean Lewis got me again. Whhhhyyyyyyyyy do i listen to him when I'm feeling down???? 000 0
Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 19/02/2026ARREST. THEM. ALL!!! I hope Andrew rolls over on the whole thing and names as many fucking names as possible. He won't but it would be nice. 000 0
Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 18/02/2026When you remember your old whatsapp chat is still there, and so are the pics... 🥵🥵🥵🔥🔥🔥 000 0
Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 11/02/2026So, El Paso FAA thing, that's about Aliens right? Like, the ET kind? What else could it be for 10 days??? 100 0
Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Liam and his dad are home. Fuck you MAGA. Happy Sunday! 010 0
Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Why do I keep listening to Dean Lewis? Every fucking song gets to me, and i just want to have 1 day i don't feel sad or hopeless alot everything. 010 0
Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Well, I'm waiting...media.tenor.coma man wearing a shirt that says just ring it is holding a wrestling beltAlt: a man wearing a shirt that says just ring it is holding a wrestling belt 010 0
Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Fuck Trump. Fuck ICE. Fuck you for voting for this. Fuck anyone that's OK with this. 010 0
Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Write a tragedy in four words: We're out of pie. 010 0
Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Driving 95 north thru SC and NC and seeing all the billboards reminded me how terrible Cookout was all 3 times I've tried it. 000 0
Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Looking forward to stopping for some Jesus BBQ on the way thru NC tomorrow but just saw they are closed Mon-Weds. WTF? Now I need recommendations for great BBQ right off I-95. 000 0
Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 11/01/2026I just don't get why Mr. Brightside is so popular in stadiums? Like, the guy singing is a cuck, right? Please someone explain it's appeal. Thanks. 000 0
Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Would you rather have an extra week vacation or a weeks worth of pay deposited into a HSA? 000 0
Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 06/01/20261 week from today, we start the long drive to NY to drop my son back off at college after his 10 months of recovery from TJ surgery. To quote the great Jason DeFord... "I am not okay I'm barely gettin' by I'm losin' track of days And losin' sleep at night" 000 0
Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 03/01/2026That red AP News alert hit hard this morning. Fuck Trump. 010 0
Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Its 2026, how the fuck are there people that still don't tip their Lyft/Uber drivers, Dashers, Instacarters, GoPuffers and more. Man, people suck. 000 0
Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 02/01/2026When your year to "work on yourself" has entered year 3... 🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️ 020 0
Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Tip: When you're severely depressed, do not under and circumstances listen to Dax. You're welcome. 010 0
Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 01/01/20263 1/2 hours in to 2026 and I don't feel any different yet. WTF? 010 0
Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Did my drive by at the bad place and Holy shit, people i thought I knew are actually fucking insane. Charlie Kirk love and worship? Seriously? Shit like that I'll never understand. But then again I'm not fucking psychotic. 010 0
Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 29/12/2025If your life ended today, would you think you lived a good life? Contributed to the world in a positive way? What would you want to be remembered most for? 000 0
Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 28/12/2025What it is with me and redheads??? 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️ 000 0
Christopher @chrishags44.bsky.social · 26/12/2025To my Canadian friends, Happy Boxing Day. But Especially to her. You'll always be my favourite Canadian. Miss you... 000 0