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🌵 ᑕᕼᖇIᔕ GᖇᑌᑎᗪEᗰᗩᑎᑎ @chrisgrundemann.com · 03/03/2025
This graph plots a person's age against their percentage chance of shitting their pants.
The graph starts at birth, when the chance of shitting your pants is 100% and then steeply declines as the person ages, until around 21 when experimenting with drinking or other drugs causes a brief surge in the chance of shitting one's pants, then it normalizes and steadily raises until death, when everyone again has a 100% chance of shitting their pants.
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🌵 ᑕᕼᖇIᔕ GᖇᑌᑎᗪEᗰᗩᑎᑎ @chrisgrundemann.com · 10/11/2023
Everything is binary & nothing is binary. At individual choice, everything is binary. If you're not faced with a binary decision, you haven't drilled down far enough. At system/tendency/trend, nothing is binary. Every phenomenon creates a gradient. Can only be understood when viewed as a gradient.
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🌵 ᑕᕼᖇIᔕ GᖇᑌᑎᗪEᗰᗩᑎᑎ @chrisgrundemann.com · 17/07/2023
Haven't been somewhere this green in quite some time. Made for a beautiful run this morning too... (Hotel room view @ Midwest Peering Summit 2023)
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🌵 ᑕᕼᖇIᔕ GᖇᑌᑎᗪEᗰᗩᑎᑎ @chrisgrundemann.com · 24/06/2023
My eldest and I are about to finish reading the sixth and final Dune book (Chapterhouse) and we've decided to dive into The Count of Monte Cristo next. After a bit of research we decided on the Robin Buss translation (unabridged, modern English) and I'm digging the clothbound Penguin Classics book
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