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Gonzo @chrisgonz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The way I thought that mustard was a little sand eel 😂

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Gonzo @chrisgonz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Guys, we need a foley artist that has no idea what things sound like under water. Suggestions?

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Gonzo @chrisgonz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

It was during COVID, I think. Like 2020 or 2021. I’m breathlessly awaiting their mash-up of our stuff with the Twin Flame content they also own bunches of.

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Gonzo @chrisgonz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

These guys snarfed up a mag site I was Exec. Editor of (Baseline Magazine) and have been doing fraudulent shit with my byline ever since. AI isn’t going to kill us all. It’ll just make us wish we were dead.

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Gonzo @chrisgonz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Front sight didn’t pop. Give ‘er a shake 😂

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Gonzo @chrisgonz.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

In fairness, paperwork takes time when every word takes up 2.5 single-spaced lines.

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Gonzo @chrisgonz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

My dog-eared collection of Annie Proulx novels would like to have a word.

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Gonzo @chrisgonz.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

The nice folks who leave free-to-take dog treats at the Mattapoisett (Mass.) Harbormaster’s office have exactly the right attitude about everything.

A box of free dog treats with a cute hand-drawn sign showing two dogs on a boat singing “Won’t You Let Me Take You on a Sea Cruise.” And more importantly, adding “No AI used to create this design.”

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Gonzo @chrisgonz.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

It was not. It was however a kid who’s a marketing major at UMass Dartmouth who also runs a couple of social media accounts for local businesses. I don’t think this is the quirky, uncontrived thing folks were hoping it was.

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Gonzo @chrisgonz.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

OK, that’s enough Angine de Poitrine for now.

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Gonzo @chrisgonz.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I dig it. And the illustrations.

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Gonzo @chrisgonz.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

🎶🎵“I hear ya NORKin’ but ya CAN come in…” 🎵🎶

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Gonzo @chrisgonz.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

This is how we know you’re real 😅

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Gonzo @chrisgonz.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Be a lot cooler if it was.

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Gonzo @chrisgonz.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Ha! Be fun to make people guess which of these six once worked with both me and @hansschattle.bsky.social 😅

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Gonzo @chrisgonz.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

I’d love to quit the NY Times. But then I think about all the important stuff I’d miss.

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Gonzo @chrisgonz.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

I just finished “Catching the Codfather” So good! And if you liked the New Bedford vibe, highly recommend The Globe Spotlight team’s Snitch City series about the NBPD and their use of confidential informants. Pretty riveting stuff.

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Gonzo @chrisgonz.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

The Big Dig series by WGBH is terrific.

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Paul Roberts @paulroberts.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Uncle Sam Pays $40,000 for an $8 Knob: The Case For Military Right To Repair open.substack.com/pub/fighttor... #righttorepair

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Gonzo @chrisgonz.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

“Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?”

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Gonzo @chrisgonz.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Which might come later in May the way this spring weather is going 😑🥶

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Gonzo @chrisgonz.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

“Cash only. No trades.”

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Matt Blaze @mattblaze.org · 01/05/2026

There are serious, exploitable vulnerabilities in the human body. For example, if you obstruct a person's breathing for just five minutes or so, they will die. All reputable physicians acknowledge this. However, this is not proof that you have been murdered. Same for election vulnerabilities.

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Gonzo @chrisgonz.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Not for nuthin’ Alex Cora was in the DC area this evening. Just sayin’

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Gonzo @chrisgonz.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

The most Bluesky controversy in recorded history.

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Gonzo @chrisgonz.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

250+ replies and not a single Goatse reference. What have we become?

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Gonzo @chrisgonz.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Ha! Stacked right next to a box full of Michael Dell‘s “Direct From Dell” masterpiece which he definitely wrote himself.

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Gonzo @chrisgonz.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Dude was in HEAVY keynote rotation, ostensibly to sell books, though I don’t believe I ever saw a single person buy one or queue up to get him to sign anything.

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Dennis @dennisf.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Oh my god, the amazing Wait a Second podcast with @netw3rk.bsky.social covered the Claude Mythos stuff this week. Incredible stuff for us cybersecurity heads. When cyber shenanigans bleed out to the general world, it's wild. youtu.be/y2kzVcS-q_4?...

youtu.be

Why Do Our Scientists Keep Going Missing? With Chris Ryan

YouTube video by Wait a Second...

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Gonzo @chrisgonz.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

As long as they don’t add a rooster to the mix 🐔

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Gonzo @chrisgonz.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

I miss them daily. Crazy, cacklin’ f*ckers.

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Gonzo @chrisgonz.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Complication: I now want a blue-tongued skink as a pet.

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Gonzo @chrisgonz.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Oh man, the Academy brought us to this crazy place called Rainforest Reptiles in Beverly for training. Spent the day covered in snakes and lizards. So cool. Check out this guy!

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

When it comes to writing, the process is the purpose. You don’t have to always like or enjoy the process, but if you don’t respect it enough to do it yourself, there is no purpose. AI will never fill that void. www.thehandbasket.co/p/refusing-t...

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Gonzo @chrisgonz.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Living that Animal Control Officer life.

Me in my ACO academy uniform holding a 5’ alligator I’d just captured and mouth-taped.

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