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Chris Gibbons

@chrisgibbons.bsky.social
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UK NHS paramedic, ex-Light Infantry combat signals. Sarcastic northerner. Tyke.

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Chris Gibbons @chrisgibbons.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
If you get a chance ask, "If billionaires are SO good for the economy and wealth creation, how come we have MORE billionaires than ever and yet the economy is in a terrible state and more people are struggling to cover everyday costs?" Jez will probably have a case of the vapours!
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Chris Gibbons @chrisgibbons.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'll show my 'Northern characteristic'. "Why don't you bugger off you useless poncey gobshite. If brains were dynamite you wouldn'a have enough to blow yer nose!!"
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Chris Gibbons @chrisgibbons.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Listening to this gibberish made me picture this incident..
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Hilarious Catapult Watermelon Fail
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Chris Gibbons @chrisgibbons.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The annoying thing about the 'Marks' of this world is the moment something bad happens to them they're the first to stick their hand in the 'cookie jar'.
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Chris Gibbons @chrisgibbons.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The only place where you'd find 'true' English is an area where there had been no outsiders for centuries, and they'd just been inbreeding since medieval times (you know, Norfolk)
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Playful Wink and Smile
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Chris Gibbons @chrisgibbons.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He already has a conviction for a violent crime using a knife. If he were found guilty again of violence with a knife the judge would have to give him another custodial sentence?? It would be hilarious if he converted to Islam while 'banged up'.
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Chris Gibbons @chrisgibbons.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What can I say?...
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Neil De Grasse Tyson: Whelp, I'm Out
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Chris Gibbons @chrisgibbons.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
But Jimmy and his kind have been running the UK for the last 50 years. A product of Thatcher's policies. Got everything they wanted, Brexit, deregulation, reduced workers' rights. Now it's all gone wrong they're looking for someone to blame.
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The Audacity!
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Chris Gibbons @chrisgibbons.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Farage and his cult are just vile racists. The only way to deal with them is to shove their views down their throat till they vomit. Piddington wants independence, fine. Create and close a border, withdraw passports, cut off water, gas and electric and let them stew!! And then build the camp.
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Chris Gibbons @chrisgibbons.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So, if I smash Daniel in the face with a spade for half an hour today, should I expect a reward for not smashing him in the face with a spade tomorrow?? (No matter how tempting it is!)
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Chris Gibbons @chrisgibbons.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Angry of Mayfair
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Chris Gibbons @chrisgibbons.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Reading this, why do I get this memory in my head??
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Chris Gibbons @chrisgibbons.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Years ago, a BBC comedy show had a regular sketch "Mr Dead, the Talking Corpse" a parody of the US's "Mr Ed, the Talking Horse" youtu.be/nbEKgBaTGQo?...
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Harry Enfield and Chums - Mr Dead
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Chris Gibbons @chrisgibbons.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I hate triggering Godwin's Law, but when people ask how did a country like Germany put the Nazis in power, we are witnessing how.
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Chris Gibbons @chrisgibbons.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Just a reminder in Oz and UK 'trump' is a slang word for 'fart'. Expect a lot of sniggering if USS 'Fart' docks in Portsmouth or Sydney.
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Chris Gibbons @chrisgibbons.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
In more important news, my little Bonnie (my avatar) ate a couple of pieces of fudge last night, and I woke to fudge coloured dog puke on my stairs. Good news, she's okay.
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Chris Gibbons @chrisgibbons.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It's time to accept that Reform and Farage are just catnip for morons!! They are beyond reason and help. The only thing they are good for is mocking!
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Chris Gibbons @chrisgibbons.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
1 The majority of USA's allies think Trump is an unreliable twat who can't be trusted and they need to distance themselves from him. 2 ALL of USA's adversaries think Trump is a moron and a useful idiot for causing the above. 3 Because of 1 and 2, respect for the USA is in free fall.
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Chris Gibbons @chrisgibbons.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The same as saying they can do 'care' based job. 1, it demeans care workers, suggesting anyone can do their job. 2, people 'forced' to do a job are unlikely to do their best. This nonsense is just 'catnip' for Reform supporters.
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Chris Gibbons @chrisgibbons.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
You're drowning in a cesspit and I come and piss on your head. Do you get annoyed or accept it as what's a bit more piss going to do?!
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Chris Gibbons @chrisgibbons.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This shit weasel forgets that he and his mates set about destroying ALL the things built by this generation after they went through a war (some for the second time).
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Chris Gibbons @chrisgibbons.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
1 person can be sacked for plagiarism and certain media will hound him to his death. Another can get sacked for lying, cheat on his wife, lie more get found out breaking rules (he imposed) and certain media will make them PM and give him a job when he gets sacked AGAIN...
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John Weir (Kiefer Sutherland): Wow, I Wonder Why?
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Chris Gibbons @chrisgibbons.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
UK 80s kids will get this...
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Jimmy Hill's Chinny Reckon
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Chris Gibbons @chrisgibbons.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Listening today made me fume. People like myself in the NHS have been screaming that it's crap for years. That the latest review isn't due till 2028 is infuriating. Right now I'd like to shove a boot the size of King Kong's up the arses of those in charge to get them to sort it.
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Chris Gibbons @chrisgibbons.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Frottage doesn't care if it works or whether it creates problems, it's all about whipping up the "moron" vote for Reform.
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Chris Gibbons @chrisgibbons.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
NO, people detained in Broadmoor after being convicted are NOT entitled to benefits. Can this fuckwit be referred to the HO as he has some serious problems with lying and trying to spread false information?
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Chris Gibbons @chrisgibbons.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The tactics from Tuchel after going 1 goal up...
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Miniminter Welcomes You In
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Chris Gibbons @chrisgibbons.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Marian Margoyles for foreign secretary. Hearing her call you-know-who a 'cunt'...
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So Worth It, So Happy
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Chris Gibbons @chrisgibbons.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
It's "interesting" that the Widdecombe and Lowe "incidents" having happened together. It contrasts how the different 'sides' react. To speak evil of Anne Widdecombe is terrible, yet Rupert Lowe can make an off hand remark about the murder of children and that's okay!!
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Chris Gibbons @chrisgibbons.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
When I was abroad courtesy of HMG, and was first asked "mit mayo". 5 minutes later...
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Mullet Man Says Yes That Is Awesome
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Chris Gibbons @chrisgibbons.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Likely hypoxic brain damage from too many choke holds!!
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Chris Gibbons @chrisgibbons.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I think there also needs to be a true analysis of what happened 10 years ago. IMHO, Cameron did an 'Eric Morecambe' and shouted "What do you think of it so far?" and the voters in areas that had suffered years of deprivation gave their opinion!!
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Chris Gibbons @chrisgibbons.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
When the young colony you founded years ago comes of age and starts insulting other countries with obnoxious chants...
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Russell Bruson: I'm So Proud Of You
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Chris Gibbons @chrisgibbons.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Brown brogues...
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Hot Mess
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Chris Gibbons @chrisgibbons.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I remember once asking (as a young rifleman) if they're unionists do they want a united Ireland or what??
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Chris Gibbons @chrisgibbons.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Apologies. I meant loyalist areas. Even back then I got confused between the different terms, unionists, republicans, loyalists, nationalists.
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Chris Gibbons @chrisgibbons.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
2 misogynistic 'banter' they used turned heads (even in the NAAFI) and they were asked to tone it down. One of the instructors was a Gurkha sgt, and these guys had to be hauled in by the course captain because of their attitude towards him. It seem nationalists have a racism problem.
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Chris Gibbons @chrisgibbons.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
1 Some are saying that the riots were in traditional nationalist areas. During my army days in the 90s, I was on an infantry course with a couple from the Irish regiments. They were full on orange order, singing about their dad's sash after a few pints. Even then the racist, homophobic and..
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Chris Gibbons @chrisgibbons.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Hopefully congress will switch to Democrats. They the could pass a "contempt of elections" law, ie following an election and ALL legal pathways/objections have been exhausted it's illegal fo those involved to carry on objecting.
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Chris Gibbons @chrisgibbons.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
He really is an ugly turd of a man, both inside and out!! I wonder if this is his 'cumming' face??
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Eddie Steeples: Oh The Horror
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Chris Gibbons @chrisgibbons.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
A classic case of how people (deliberately) misinterpret DEI guidance.
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Chris Gibbons @chrisgibbons.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
It's not just the emerging performers. The logistics of a major tour(eg Taylor Swift)is like a small army. UK based companies that are involved with transport, legal services, etc, are being dumped for EU based ones, or they are relocating to the EU. All income and jobs being lost!!
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Chris Gibbons @chrisgibbons.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Listening to John Mann on LBC. What an idiot, and one of the reasons thousands of people are sticking 2 fingers up to Labour. He desperately searched for antisemitism, and came up with 1 hearsay example, and then ignores ALL the other racism that occurs on a daily basis that is documented.
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Chris Gibbons @chrisgibbons.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Are these the same types now being drawn to the latest "The Shield"?
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Chris Gibbons @chrisgibbons.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Scary fascists?? Looks more like 3 pathetic knobheads and somebody cos-playing as Blakey on a Serengeti safari!!
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a man with a mustache wearing a hat that says security
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Chris Gibbons @chrisgibbons.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
You STILL have to pay CGT and stamp duty on houses, properties, businesses that are in the UK even if you move abroad.
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Chris Gibbons @chrisgibbons.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Time to follow the USA? ALL US citizens have to register with IRS and pay taxes no matter where they live.
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Chris Gibbons @chrisgibbons.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Is it okay to suggest that, similarly to there being Christian nationalists and Islamic fundamentalists, there are some that 'use' Judaism to be just really unpleasant?? I'm pretty sure there are atheists who are horrible people.
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Chris Gibbons @chrisgibbons.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
2/2 My wife tried to encourage her to report it, but she just replied "What's the point."
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Chris Gibbons @chrisgibbons.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
1/2 A work colleague of my wife is Muslim. Not long ago she came into work obviously upset. She finally said that that morning she come out to find someone hd thrown bacon on her car. She admitted it sounded pathetic, but what upset the most was that it must have been someone who knew her.
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