chrisfox88.bsky.social @chrisfox88.bsky.social · 40mTwister When Jonas's truck gets picked up by the tornado, he's still alive until it hits the ground, he spends his last few seconds sitting in that vehicle with Eddie's headless body, screaming in terror as he flies around the funnel. 000
chrisfox88.bsky.social @chrisfox88.bsky.social · 1hTornadoes EF0: Will take off a few shingles, damage trees and power lines EF1: Will leave a hole in your roof EF2: Will take off half the roof EF3: Will take off the entire roof EF4: Will leave only the interior walls standing A house that gets hit by an EF5 will be completely vaporizedstatic.klipy.comTornado AiALT: Tornado Ai 000
chrisfox88.bsky.social @chrisfox88.bsky.social · 2hWhy can't Robert Englund play Freddy Krueger anymore? Mostly due to the fact that he is approaching his 80s. 000
chrisfox88.bsky.social @chrisfox88.bsky.social · 3hA young Gary Oldman playing a Russian terrorist in Air Force One. Look at the menacing vibes he gives off. 000
chrisfox88.bsky.social @chrisfox88.bsky.social · 3hPsycho (1968) The film that gave rise to the "Woman gets murdered while taking a shower" trope Jamie Lee Curtis's mom embezzles a sh*t load of money then goes on the run, she eventually checks into an old motel that's run by Osgood Perkins' dad. 000
chrisfox88.bsky.social @chrisfox88.bsky.social · 3hRoy Moore Crazy, bigoted as****e from Alabama who has spent his entire political career saying every homophobic and transphobic thing imaginable. 000
chrisfox88.bsky.social @chrisfox88.bsky.social · 4hJennifer Lawrence will star in Zach Cregger's next movie "The Flood" 000
chrisfox88.bsky.social @chrisfox88.bsky.social · 12hJoker (2019) Arthur: Would you do me a favor? Call me the Joker? Joker: Folie à Deaux Arthur: I am not the Joker, and I apologize for everything I did in the previous movie. 😥static.klipy.comJoaquin Phoenix The JokerALT: Joaquin Phoenix The Joker 000
chrisfox88.bsky.social @chrisfox88.bsky.social · 13hEvery year there's always one Halloween costume that sparks outrage and condemnation Past examples include: The Anne Frank Costume The Maui Costume The Israeli Commando Costume Tranny Granny Anna Rexia Cecil the Lion This year it's the "Kid Glows under Blacklight Clown Suit" #Halloween 010
chrisfox88.bsky.social @chrisfox88.bsky.social · 13hBeetlejuice (1988) A young Alec Baldwin and his wife (Geena Davis) die in a car accident and become ghosts, when an eccentric family moves into their house, they turn to the titular spirit to scare them away. Also stars a 16-year-old Winona Ryder as the one person who can see them 000
chrisfox88.bsky.social @chrisfox88.bsky.social · 13hGalaxy Quest Jason when he overhears those two teenage boys' conversation in the bathroom.static.klipy.comSad Orangeman CartoonALT: Sad Orangeman Cartoon 001
chrisfox88.bsky.social @chrisfox88.bsky.social · 14hBelladonna of Sadness An anime movie set in medieval France A beautiful woman named Jeanne (who is constantly naked) gets sexually assaulted by a feudal lord on her wedding night, afterward she makes a deal with the devil to gain power and seek revenge. 000
chrisfox88.bsky.social @chrisfox88.bsky.social · 14hThe Shape of Water (2017) Baltimore 1962 A mute woman named Elisa who works as a cleaner at a government research lab falls in love with a fish man that was plucked from the Amazon. Her two friends are Richard Jenkins and Octavia Spencer The Villain: The guy who played Zod in Man of Steel 010
chrisfox88.bsky.social @chrisfox88.bsky.social · 23hPrimal (2009) A group of teens travel to a remote area in the Australian wilderness to check out some cave paintings, shortly after arrival, one of the girls decides to go skinny-dipping in a pond, the following morning, they find she has mutated into a fanged, animalistic killing machine. 000
chrisfox88.bsky.social @chrisfox88.bsky.social · 23hMars Attacks (1996) A young Jack Black was in this movie Unfortunately he ended up dying 000
chrisfox88.bsky.social @chrisfox88.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Let Me In The American remake of Tomas Alfredson's "Låt den rätte komma in" (Let the Right One In) New Mexico 1982 Our main character is an overlooked 12-year-old kid named Owen (who only attracts bullies) when an odd young girl and her dad move into his apartment building, they become friends. 000
chrisfox88.bsky.social @chrisfox88.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Viola Davis slammed Target for it's offensive Halloween costume (The black light clown suit) Target, I do not accept your apology, these images laid the foundation and the ideology for every atrocity that's been committed against my people. We MATTER! And you have shown us you are not on our side! 000
chrisfox88.bsky.social @chrisfox88.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Liberty Mutual replaced Doug and his emu with this creepy furball. 000
chrisfox88.bsky.social @chrisfox88.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Happy 42nd birthday to the iconic Avril Lavigne. 000
chrisfox88.bsky.social @chrisfox88.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Rust (2024) The movie whose production was de-railed by Alec Baldwin's accidental killing of Halyna Hutchins 1880s Wyoming A 13-year-old orphan boy is condemned to hang for the killing of a local rancher, when his grandfather breaks him out, the two flee to Mexico. 000
chrisfox88.bsky.social @chrisfox88.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Morgan Smith Hot redhead from Alabama who did a bunch of Wendys commercials then disappeared. 000
chrisfox88.bsky.social @chrisfox88.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My Salinger Year New York 1995 A young woman who dreams of being a writer (Margaret Qualley) takes a job working as an assistant to J.D. Salinger's literary agent. 000
chrisfox88.bsky.social @chrisfox88.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Interview With the Vampire The cute French girl becomes food for the immortals 000
chrisfox88.bsky.social @chrisfox88.bsky.social · 28/09/2026King Kong Lives (1986) Sequel to King Kong 76 as well as the absolute worst Kong movie ever made After his fall from the World Trade Center, Kong is still alive, but in need of a new heart and a blood transfusion, his only match, a lady Kong living in Borneo Also stars a young Linda Hamilton 000
chrisfox88.bsky.social @chrisfox88.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Scary Movie 6 Ghostface disguised as M3GAN 000
chrisfox88.bsky.social @chrisfox88.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker When you first arrive on Windfall Island, you have to play hide-and-seek with this group of kids called the "Killer Bees" the teacher says they're all boys, yet the blue-haired one is clearly a girl. 000
chrisfox88.bsky.social @chrisfox88.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If there's ever a biopic about Gwen Stefani, Maika Monroe would be perfect for the lead role. 000
chrisfox88.bsky.social @chrisfox88.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Outlast You are an investigative journalist named Miles Upshur You break into a remote psychiatric hospital in Colorado that's overrun by escaped inmates called "Variants" and will spend the entire game running from a murderous behemoth who wants to tear you to pieces with his bare hands.static.klipy.comOutlast Game: Terrifying Monster EncounterALT: Outlast Game: Terrifying Monster Encounter 000
chrisfox88.bsky.social @chrisfox88.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Don't Breathe (2016) A trio of young people (two guys and a girl) decide to rob an old blind dude who lives alone in a large secluded house, when he turns the tables on them, they end up fighting for their lives. 000
chrisfox88.bsky.social @chrisfox88.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This will never happen, but would totally work. A remake of Naked Fear, with a naked Sydney Sweeney being hunted in the wilderness. 000
chrisfox88.bsky.social @chrisfox88.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Haunter (2013) 1985 A teen named Lisa learns she's a ghost and fights to protect her home's future tenants from a dead serial killer. 000
chrisfox88.bsky.social @chrisfox88.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992) Before the iconic TV series with Sarah Michelle Gellar, Kristy Swanson played the eponymous vampire hunter in a 1992 movie. 000
chrisfox88.bsky.social @chrisfox88.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Buffy the Vampire Slayer An epic saga about a young woman who kills vampires.static.klipy.comBuffy Summers: Buffy The Vampire SlayerALT: Buffy Summers: Buffy The Vampire Slayer 000
chrisfox88.bsky.social @chrisfox88.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The Fog (1980) A seaside town in California that's preparing for its centennial comes under siege from a dangerous, haunted fog. Stars a 21-year-old Jamie Lee Curtis 000
chrisfox88.bsky.social @chrisfox88.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Resident Evil: Requiem Our heroes are a middle-aged Leon and an autistic FBI girl whose mom was one of the main characters from Outbreak. #ResidentEvil 000
chrisfox88.bsky.social @chrisfox88.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Requiem For a Dream (2000) A movie most people remember for the part where Jennifer Connelly puts on that wild sex show 4 Coney Island residents chase love, fame and escape, but their addictions begin to distort their hopes for a better life. 000
chrisfox88.bsky.social @chrisfox88.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Mystery Science Theater 3000 A treasure from the 90s A man and 2 bots trapped on a satellite in space ridiculing horrible movies from the 50s, 60s, 70s and 80s Original host: Joel Host 2: Mike The show then spent nearly 3 decades being cancelled then was revived by Netflix Host 3: Jonahstatic.klipy.comMST3K: And The Crowd Goes WildALT: MST3K: And The Crowd Goes Wild 000
chrisfox88.bsky.social @chrisfox88.bsky.social · 27/09/2026In Gremlins there's a Kingston Falls resident named Dr Moreau Better keep Barney away from him Billy or else he'll end up looking like this.static.klipy.comFleep: Man in Dog Face Paint and WigALT: Fleep: Man in Dog Face Paint and Wig 000
chrisfox88.bsky.social @chrisfox88.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Michelle Branch did some jail time back in 2022 for slapping her ex-husband. 000
chrisfox88.bsky.social @chrisfox88.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Heidi Gardner Former SNL cast member (Was on the show from 2017 to until 2025) So far, most notable thing she's done post-SNL is Scary Movie 6, where she played a Lee Harker spoof. 000
chrisfox88.bsky.social @chrisfox88.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Ouija: Origin of Evil Los Angeles 1967 We have a widowed woman who has two daughters (one 16, the other 9) she runs a seance scam business out of her home, when she adds a Ouija board to the act, the younger daughter gets possessed by a dark spirit. 000
chrisfox88.bsky.social @chrisfox88.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Children of the Corn (2023) Horrible movie When a little girl leads all the kids on a bloody uprising against the adults, the town's only hope is a teenage tomboy named Boleyn. Also stars Groot's evil twin as "He who walks between the rows" #Horror 000
chrisfox88.bsky.social @chrisfox88.bsky.social · 26/09/2026There's this Icotyde commercial they play constantly where this hot brunette in jeans and a blue tank top sees a unicorn while in a doctor's office and every time I see it I think of the Robot Chicken sketch where the nerd visits the magical land of unicorns. 000
chrisfox88.bsky.social @chrisfox88.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Gold Diggers: The Secret of Bear Mountain May 1980 Wednesday Addams moves to a little town in Washington state, when she befriends Vada Sultenfuss the two girls go in search of a secret treasure hidden inside Bear Mountain that was left by a legendary female miner. 000
chrisfox88.bsky.social @chrisfox88.bsky.social · 26/09/20266 Souls Julianne Moore finds her little girl trapped in the body of a grown man, she kills him, the souls he absorbed are released and her daughter returns to normal (Unfortunately carrying the bad guy's soul as well as her own) 000
chrisfox88.bsky.social @chrisfox88.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The Monkey (2025) A movie that's really just a remake of that toy monkey segment from Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders Death ensues when a pair of twins find an old monkey toy in their attic. #Horror 000
chrisfox88.bsky.social @chrisfox88.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Melissa Barrera on rejoining the Scream saga "No, not as long as the franchise remains in the hands of Spyglass." 000
chrisfox88.bsky.social @chrisfox88.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The Box (2009) 1976 One night Cameron Diaz and her husband (the guy from the Sonic movies) receive a mysterious box with a red button Push the button: Get a million dollars The Catch: One random person will die 000
chrisfox88.bsky.social @chrisfox88.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Star Trek TNG Tapestry Picard dies, meets Q in the afterlife, goes back in time to his last days at the academy and changes a key moment in his life, when he returns to the present, he finds he's now a low-ranking loser working on the Enterprise.static.klipy.comPatrick Stewart's Iconic Star Trek FacepalmALT: Patrick Stewart's Iconic Star Trek Facepalm 000
