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Fozzie

@chrisfoster67.bsky.social
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Hurtling slowly towards 60. If you read the Daily Fail, watch GB News, vote Reform, are a flag shagger or immigration protester, I definitely won't like you or agree with anything you say! My friends call me Fozzie ❤️ Views and reposts are very much my own.

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Fozzie @chrisfoster67.bsky.social · 18h
If only there were appropriate bonnets for those of a two tier persuasion?
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Fozzie @chrisfoster67.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
my9albums.org/s/24b5874ca058
my9albums.org
My 9 albums — make a 9-album poster
Pick, rank, and turn the nine albums that made you into a poster.
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Fozzie @chrisfoster67.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fuhrage and Jenreich are going to reindustriailise Redcar and bin net zero. Did he look out to sea whilst he was there?
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Fozzie @chrisfoster67.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
With legs like those, surely Spindles?
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Fozzie @chrisfoster67.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
She has a surname derived from the Norman invasion and does immense discredit to her namesake Agnes. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agnes_P... She's a woman spouting the bile and rhetoric of her male party members and turning the clock back 100 years
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Fozzie @chrisfoster67.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Last Dance With Mary Jane by Tom Petty Novacaine For The Soul by Eels Painkiller by Turin Brakes 💜
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Fozzie @chrisfoster67.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That's the first time I've ever seen Nigel Fuhrage tell a lie. He is normally SO honest and transparent. Shocked to the point of cold hard rage!
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Fozzie @chrisfoster67.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That was what it looked like before. They've just replaced the word 'truth' with 'page'
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Fozzie @chrisfoster67.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Esther Rantzen's life should be remembered not only for highlighting the unsung work of the amazing Nicholas Winton but also for the founding of ChildLine. What a legacy. RIP Dame Esther ❤️
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Fozzie @chrisfoster67.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Groooooooos!
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Fozzie @chrisfoster67.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It was already immeasurably difficult to come out in the 70s and 80s (Freddie Mercury, Elton John, George Michael). I cannot imagine what the current gay generation feels if they've yet to tell anyone. Even the worst homophobia of the 70s wasn't this nasty. I am proud to be an LGBTQ ally 🩷💜
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Fozzie @chrisfoster67.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I know a couple who's song is Lyin' Eyes by The Eagles. Do people not have ears?
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Fozzie @chrisfoster67.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Protected by Tim Finn Protect And Survive by Runrig Leave Your Hat On by Randy Newman 💜
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Fozzie @chrisfoster67.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Neil Finn is a genius. No arguments because I won't listen 😂
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Fozzie @chrisfoster67.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He's not only let himself down.....
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Fozzie @chrisfoster67.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Successful businessman which helps to supplement his MENSA membership find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/officers/Q9S...
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Fozzie @chrisfoster67.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm Russian to think of an answer but as I am Putin the kids to bed I Moscow.
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Fozzie @chrisfoster67.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There was only one song for me youtu.be/FD-CJnDMcv4?...
youtu.be
Autumngirlsoup
YouTube video by Kirsty MacColl - Topic
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Fozzie @chrisfoster67.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'll watch David Olusoga's programme later to confirm this. But I'm sure Mr Lilico is right, as his track record for historical accuracy is second to none!
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Fozzie @chrisfoster67.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In the UK the word 'trump' is a slang term for breaking wind, or a fart. To us, Trump TV sounds like a channel where you watch and listen to someone farting. So meaningless noise and rather tedious after a while. So, the same on both sides of the Atlantic!
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Fozzie @chrisfoster67.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Surely you mean Ma Na Ma Maaaan?
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Fozzie @chrisfoster67.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I have to think carefully here because the US and UK one-hit wonders are very different. But I think this satisfies both sides of the Atlantic. youtu.be/lSro0mCgvpU?...
youtu.be
my sharona (original extended version) - THE KNACK
YouTube video by pete “Live-Laugh-Love-Respect”
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Fozzie @chrisfoster67.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Phew! I'm glad it was sarcastic 😄 I'd love a world where politicians only had one job (being an MP), were averse to any lobbying and told the truth all of the time (without spin). But I'm also an intelligent human being so I recognise the insanity of that wish 😂
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Fozzie @chrisfoster67.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
White, yes. Respectable though? You're pushing the boundaries of that word's usage!
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Fozzie @chrisfoster67.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm fed up with the invasion of seaside towns and cities by plankton-brained, nonce bonnet wearing racists. Where do I register my complaint?
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Fozzie @chrisfoster67.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Contrarian as in ping-pong? Rather apt then!
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Fozzie @chrisfoster67.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The whole album is brilliant. Treachery is an excellent song about a singer stalking a fan who's cheating on her by buying another artist's CD, whilst In These Shoes is just a top tune. I own it on beautiful blue vinyl
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Fozzie @chrisfoster67.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Cowboys And Indians by @nikkershaw.bsky.social (@nikkershawhq.bsky.social) Cowboys Are My Weakness by Chris Difford Cool For Cats by Squeeze (opening line) 💜
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Fozzie @chrisfoster67.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I feel as if I'm missing some sort of obvious link in there somewhere but damned if I can find it!
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Fozzie @chrisfoster67.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Such a sad story, my heart goes out to Noah's family. But the public response is an accurate picture of the real Britain. It didn't matter who Noah was or what colour he was, he was someone's little boy and people came to help to try and find him ❤️ RIP Noah www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Brantham showed love and positivity in search for Noah Woods - rector
The Reverend Chris Willis says the public reaction has been a "thread of positivity" in the sadness.
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Fozzie @chrisfoster67.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yet still the wonderfully wise people of Clacton put the future of their town in his hands, a man who doesn't give a flying f*** about them. It's astonishing to me that he treats them with such utter contempt, has no intention of doing any constituency work and they still think he's the answer!!
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Fozzie @chrisfoster67.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Until you really challenge or question him, then he gets petulant and shouty!
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Fozzie @chrisfoster67.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So very sad. Thoughts with the family ❤️
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Fozzie @chrisfoster67.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Fozzie @chrisfoster67.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Poor little poppet. I feel for him....
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Fozzie @chrisfoster67.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"why can't Nigel Farage just be honest?" Oh my, that's tickled me 😅
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Fozzie @chrisfoster67.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Neither Christopher Hardon or Ben Dover lived in the UK in the twelve months before the donations, making them non-compliant. And Durham proves that they'll just spaff it up the wall peddling racist shit that won't stick because it doesn't fix anything.
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Fozzie @chrisfoster67.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You're not suggesting that Dicky Tice was telling porkies earlier? Surely not the party with this acrostic Reputable party Entirely truthful about donations Forever honest, no scaremongering Only transparency will do Reliable vetting of candidates Migrants welcome Unfortunately Korrupt
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Fozzie @chrisfoster67.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My wife, a Toon fan, is convinced the Premier League is corrupt. I am convinced that the standard of refereeing is just poor and failed to keep up with other developments in the game. VAR just highlights the interpretive and subjective elements more clearly (i.e. anything beyond drawing a line!)
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Fozzie @chrisfoster67.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
According to his logic I'm going to donate to our country too. That country is Lesotho, because I live there in the same way Mr Hardon lives in the UK.
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Fozzie @chrisfoster67.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Reform can't do politics, as their success in Durham proves. They'll spaff it up the wall until their leader gets a criminal record then Hardon and Ben Dover will withdraw the funding coz they only love Fuhrage.
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Fozzie @chrisfoster67.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'd love to hear the home fans tonight if 1-0 up was courtesy of Bruno G!
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Fozzie @chrisfoster67.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If you told me that Reform was being bought by Ben Dover and Christopher Hardon I'd have assumed they were buying an erectile dysfunction medication company. Sadly, this won't cure any soft pr**ks!
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Fozzie @chrisfoster67.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Wishful Thinking by China Crisis Think by Aretha Franklin Ridiculous Thoughts by The Cranberries 💜
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Fozzie @chrisfoster67.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Oh witch hunt? I thought you meant as in which **** took an illegal donation?
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Fozzie @chrisfoster67.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Is it 'how does it feel when you're champions but we focus all of our broadcast time on our favourites in the NW?'
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Fozzie @chrisfoster67.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A £5million donation wouldn't go amiss. If only there was someone with that sort of cash on the hip, a man of the people perhaps? That would be good publicity.... RNLI could then stand for Reform Never Liked Immigrants!
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Fozzie @chrisfoster67.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/chri...
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Fozzie @chrisfoster67.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Farage didn't post that as he 'wasn't really typing'. Come on, keep up!!
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Fozzie @chrisfoster67.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Isn't it funny how they all look the same regardless of whether they cover their face or not. Sad, pathetic, single wankers who can't even spell paytreeott never mind recognise the irony of their actions. They, like Reform and Restore, are minorities that don't represent these islands.
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