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stannis j. baratheon

@chrisfarleystan.bsky.social
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International president of the Oliver Platt fan club and close personal friend of America’s grandpa, Tom Hanks

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stannis j. baratheon @chrisfarleystan.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Why do all the big boxes of Cheez Itz have to be like “Party Size” or “Sharing Size” why can’t it just be “Aidan Lives Alone But Really Likes Cheez Itz And Doesn’t Want To Buy A New Box Every Week” size
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stannis j. baratheon @chrisfarleystan.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Rest in peace Ethan Hawke’s Oscar chances :((
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stannis j. baratheon @chrisfarleystan.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Golden Globes ready!!
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stannis j. baratheon @chrisfarleystan.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
How it feels when someone starts talking about Harry Potter
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stannis j. baratheon @chrisfarleystan.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
“Ella McCay.” “Jay Kelly.” Many are asking, who the hell are these people
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Capitalism is now illegal
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stannis j. baratheon @chrisfarleystan.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Rick Moranis is coming out of retirement
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stannis j. baratheon @chrisfarleystan.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
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stannis j. baratheon @chrisfarleystan.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I have met God and Her name is Ethan Hunt
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stannis j. baratheon @chrisfarleystan.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Need to hear his take on the American pope
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stannis j. baratheon @chrisfarleystan.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Now you better listen here, pardner. There ain’t nothin’ in this life, not the next, that caint be made better with five minutes in the air fryer at 375
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stannis j. baratheon @chrisfarleystan.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I need DJ’s pipe organ cover of Jurassic Park on streaming
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stannis j. baratheon @chrisfarleystan.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
If the pope can be American then it’s only fair the next president is Italian
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stannis j. baratheon @chrisfarleystan.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Joshua Henry is gonna play Colehouse Walker Jr. on Broadway :))
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stannis j. baratheon @chrisfarleystan.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
This is suuuuch a good picture of me (thank you sm @jan3lle.bsky.social for taking it) I just wish there was literally anything else on the screen when it was taken so I could post it on IG
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stannis j. baratheon @chrisfarleystan.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
$900 Othello getting completely shut out of the Tonys is kinda awesome
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stannis j. baratheon @chrisfarleystan.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
ITS COMING HOME
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stannis j. baratheon @chrisfarleystan.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
IN SHORT IN MATTERS VEGETABLE ANIMAL AND MINERAL / I AM THE VERY MODEL OF A MODERN MAJOR GENERAL
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a man is singing into a microphone in front of a crowd at a concert .
ALT: a man is singing into a microphone in front of a crowd at a concert .
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stannis j. baratheon @chrisfarleystan.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
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stannis j. baratheon @chrisfarleystan.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
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stannis j. baratheon @chrisfarleystan.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Sansa Stark is like if Jesus had suffered
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stannis j. baratheon @chrisfarleystan.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Partner named their sourdough starter Linda. They didn’t think it was funny when I asked if that was short for Linda Sarsourdough
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stannis j. baratheon @chrisfarleystan.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Reluctant to announce that I am now pro-Ben Platt
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stannis j. baratheon @chrisfarleystan.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Hannah Einbinder you sexy velociraptor
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stannis j. baratheon @chrisfarleystan.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
HEARTWARMING: Elliot Page Surprises Fans With Live Performance of Hit Film “Juno”
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stannis j. baratheon @chrisfarleystan.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Why is Hacks making me cry Not cry with laughter, like actually cry
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stannis j. baratheon @chrisfarleystan.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Quit drinking bloody marys with the fairies and come drink Bud Light Clamato with a castrato
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stannis j. baratheon @chrisfarleystan.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Quit drinking bloody marys with the fairies and come drink Bud Light Clamato with a castrato
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stannis j. baratheon @chrisfarleystan.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
ideal wikipedia layout
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stannis j. baratheon @chrisfarleystan.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
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stannis j. baratheon @chrisfarleystan.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
CLAMATO IS REAL???
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Sondheim Lyrics @sondheimlyric.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
I can slay a dragon any old week, easy.
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stannis j. baratheon @chrisfarleystan.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
90s kids kinda went off with “I literally can’t even” I know it’s stupid but I just read an article about Trump’s plans for the Kennedy Center and guys, I literally couldn’t even
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stannis j. baratheon @chrisfarleystan.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
“Nobody wished for this” is actually a great tagline for Disney’s live action remakes
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stannis j. baratheon @chrisfarleystan.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Whoever is playing showtunes on UVA student radio right now I hope you know that I owe you my life
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stannis j. baratheon @chrisfarleystan.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
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stannis j. baratheon @chrisfarleystan.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Obsessed with Parker Posey casually revealing halfway through the Thailand season of White Lotus that she thinks she’s in Taiwan
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stannis j. baratheon @chrisfarleystan.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
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stannis j. baratheon @chrisfarleystan.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
We love a 12 hour workday don’t we folks
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stannis j. baratheon @chrisfarleystan.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
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stannis j. baratheon @chrisfarleystan.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Ethan Hunt is able to use the Force
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stannis j. baratheon @chrisfarleystan.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
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stannis j. baratheon @chrisfarleystan.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
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stannis j. baratheon @chrisfarleystan.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
No I don’t think that’s a good idea
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stannis j. baratheon @chrisfarleystan.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Round of applause for Karla is crazyyyyyy
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stannis j. baratheon @chrisfarleystan.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Timothee Chalamet looks like he’s about to adopt a very curious little monkey
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stannis j. baratheon @chrisfarleystan.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Guy named Sean Diddy Trump (no relation)
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stannis j. baratheon @chrisfarleystan.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I-64 west of Richmond vs. I-64 east of Richmond
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stannis j. baratheon @chrisfarleystan.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
mfw my reputation proceeds me
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stannis j. baratheon @chrisfarleystan.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
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