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Chris Edwards

@chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social
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North Carolina based appellate lawyer • USCA4 • Tottenham Hotspur • Carolina Hurricanes

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Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“I asked you to regulate me.”
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Back at it.
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I am once again voluntarily watching Tottenham Hotspur and once again wondering why
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’m not using AI to write. I am using it to draft my fantasy football team so I can write.
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The opening weekend of college football is reliably unwatchable. There. I said it.
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Arguing a JMOL on Tuesday after not trying the case and without trial counsel. Less than ideal.
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
If I could go back in time and un-plan my day around Tottenham Hotspur that would be great
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
“What’s the White House?” Washington, probably
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
That’s not a rhetorical flourish, it’s a tell.
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The answer here is never toilet paper. That’s all I know.
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I don’t even want the flight attendant to speak to me…
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
From an opinion page I don’t read, to a program I don’t watch.
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Marcello Hernandez hosting the ESPYs. Ok, I’ll bite.
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I know he’s going to leave Spurs, but I love Djed Spence
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
If England score when you go to the toilet: STAY IN THE TOILET.
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I grew up Southern Baptist in the 90s. We threw shame. It was lit.
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The Netflix Home Run Derby felt like watching something produced by Nickelodeon Studios.
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
It's impossible not to cheer* when watching the World Cup on Telemundo. *Except for Achraf Hakimi
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The Fifth Circuit has the second most active en banc docket in the country, after the Ninth. Judge Smith saying the Court should take *more* cases en banc seems... impossible?
Quote from Fifth Circuit Judge Jerry Smith's dissent from an order granting rehearing en banc: "Advocates who win at the panel stage often oppose rehearing by urging that en banc resources are scarce and that taking an undeserving case en banc robs more weighty cases of the attention they deserve. That’s not my position here. Generally speaking, there should be more en banc polls, and this court does not grant nearly as many en banc rehearings as it should."
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It’s like these guys have never played together before. Holding the ball, bad crosses, mistimed runs.
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
We’re trying to go to WAR, Max. It’s not working but dammit we’re trying!
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
John and Stu have to stop over-pronouncing everyone’s name. Trossard, Allison, Pochitono. Gary Neville would never.
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Trump and Gianni Infantino did so much so Tim Ream could give us so little.
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The European mind cannot comprehend the incoming Balo hat trick.
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I did not factor the World Cup into my hours commitment for this year and that was a mistake.
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
SIRI, PLAY THREE LIONS
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
How is any American cheering for El Tri?
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
5 AM isn’t late enough for pubs in the UK the way this game is going.
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I forgot Dan Burn was on this team. This is his moment.
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Tottenham Makes Me Cry @jayabe2.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This is a calm USA Mexico match so far.
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Quansah didn’t need to make that tackle, much less spikes up like that.
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Raffi Melkonian @rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The large Norwegian appears to be a problem
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Only one man could save Brazil: Richarlison. Don Carlo should have known he’d need Relegation Richy, but he didn’t.
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Who let Guimarães take that penalty with Vini Jr. on the pitch?
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
People calling this corrupt don’t follow soccer/football closely enough. This doesn’t even register in the most corrupt things FIFA has done this tournament.
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Do I like Cristian Romero? Yes. Do I think he’s a bad captain? Also yes. Does that mean I want Cape Verde to win? Also also yes.
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Horrible call. How is that the first card of the game? How is that a card?
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Tired: hamstrings Wired: serious head injuries. Welcome to Spurs, Van Hecke
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I can’t tell the difference between John and Stu, but one of them is mispronouncing “Van de Ven” and I want to scream
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David Dayen @ddayen.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Humphrey's Executor is dead and the president can fire anyone in the executive branch at will but NOT Federal Reserve governors is really a parody of the difference between the money power and everything else in America
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
So, the Cook majority opinion doesn't even mention Slaughter? How is that possible?
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I finally have somewhere to wear my South Africa cricket kit.
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
If I say “I appear to be at my high school reunion” or, worse, that I am there, it means I’m being held captive.
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I want Harry and the witch doctor to make up.
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🎃 Dustin Gore-Killer 🔪 @george-miller.org · 19/06/2026
It's coming home
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
These Brits are booing Infantino mercilessly. It’s incredible.
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Canes in 6
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Hurricanes and USMNT, keep it up. San Antonio, 😦
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Disrespectful from Gio
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Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The problem with America’s attitude toward soccer has to be the commentary. Please give me a mad Englishman
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