Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I am once again voluntarily watching Tottenham Hotspur and once again wondering why 010
Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I’m not using AI to write. I am using it to draft my fantasy football team so I can write. 010
Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 05/09/2026The opening weekend of college football is reliably unwatchable. There. I said it. 010
Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Arguing a JMOL on Tuesday after not trying the case and without trial counsel. Less than ideal. 140
Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 22/08/2026If I could go back in time and un-plan my day around Tottenham Hotspur that would be great 010
Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 15/08/2026“What’s the White House?” Washington, probably 000
Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 04/08/2026That’s not a rhetorical flourish, it’s a tell. 010
Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 04/08/2026The answer here is never toilet paper. That’s all I know. 190
Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I don’t even want the flight attendant to speak to me… 010
Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 29/07/2026From an opinion page I don’t read, to a program I don’t watch. 010
Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Marcello Hernandez hosting the ESPYs. Ok, I’ll bite. 000
Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I know he’s going to leave Spurs, but I love Djed Spence 000
Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 15/07/2026If England score when you go to the toilet: STAY IN THE TOILET. 110
Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I grew up Southern Baptist in the 90s. We threw shame. It was lit. 010
Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 15/07/2026The Netflix Home Run Derby felt like watching something produced by Nickelodeon Studios. 000
Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 09/07/2026It's impossible not to cheer* when watching the World Cup on Telemundo. *Except for Achraf Hakimi 000
Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 07/07/2026The Fifth Circuit has the second most active en banc docket in the country, after the Ninth. Judge Smith saying the Court should take *more* cases en banc seems... impossible? 000
Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 07/07/2026It’s like these guys have never played together before. Holding the ball, bad crosses, mistimed runs. 010
Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 07/07/2026We’re trying to go to WAR, Max. It’s not working but dammit we’re trying! 000
Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 07/07/2026John and Stu have to stop over-pronouncing everyone’s name. Trossard, Allison, Pochitono. Gary Neville would never. 000
Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Trump and Gianni Infantino did so much so Tim Ream could give us so little. 010
Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 07/07/2026The European mind cannot comprehend the incoming Balo hat trick. 000
Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I did not factor the World Cup into my hours commitment for this year and that was a mistake. 010
Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 06/07/20265 AM isn’t late enough for pubs in the UK the way this game is going. 010
Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I forgot Dan Burn was on this team. This is his moment. 000
Reposted by Chris EdwardsTottenham Makes Me Cry @jayabe2.bsky.social · 06/07/2026This is a calm USA Mexico match so far. 081
Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Quansah didn’t need to make that tackle, much less spikes up like that. 000
Reposted by Chris EdwardsRaffi Melkonian @rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social · 05/07/2026The large Norwegian appears to be a problem 101404
Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Only one man could save Brazil: Richarlison. Don Carlo should have known he’d need Relegation Richy, but he didn’t. 010
Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Who let Guimarães take that penalty with Vini Jr. on the pitch? 000
Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 05/07/2026People calling this corrupt don’t follow soccer/football closely enough. This doesn’t even register in the most corrupt things FIFA has done this tournament. 000
Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Do I like Cristian Romero? Yes. Do I think he’s a bad captain? Also yes. Does that mean I want Cape Verde to win? Also also yes. 010
Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Horrible call. How is that the first card of the game? How is that a card? 000
Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Tired: hamstrings Wired: serious head injuries. Welcome to Spurs, Van Hecke 000
Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I can’t tell the difference between John and Stu, but one of them is mispronouncing “Van de Ven” and I want to scream 000
Reposted by Chris EdwardsDavid Dayen @ddayen.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Humphrey's Executor is dead and the president can fire anyone in the executive branch at will but NOT Federal Reserve governors is really a parody of the difference between the money power and everything else in America 5543861064
Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 29/06/2026So, the Cook majority opinion doesn't even mention Slaughter? How is that possible? 030
Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I finally have somewhere to wear my South Africa cricket kit. 010
Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 28/06/2026If I say “I appear to be at my high school reunion” or, worse, that I am there, it means I’m being held captive. 031
Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I want Harry and the witch doctor to make up. 010
Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 23/06/2026These Brits are booing Infantino mercilessly. It’s incredible. 000
Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Hurricanes and USMNT, keep it up. San Antonio, 😦 010
Chris Edwards @chrisedwardsca4.bsky.social · 13/06/2026The problem with America’s attitude toward soccer has to be the commentary. Please give me a mad Englishman 110