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CR Dudley @chrisdudley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Teach them to pop out eyes and bite noses and ears off. That's what I taught my daughter. Punches ain't shite if they're small--see weight divisions in boxing. But nobody is tough when their eyes get gouged.
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CR Dudley @chrisdudley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
There needs to be a word for big big. Big, big, big tries too hard. Big by itself is not big enough. Gigantic, huge, and others of that fold are too showy.
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CR Dudley @chrisdudley.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It's a lot of kicking and kicking.
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CR Dudley @chrisdudley.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Some years ago I watched the festival of kicking and kind of got into it. Then it all ended with guys lining up in front of the net and kicking penalties and I realized I’d never watch that sport again.
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CR Dudley @chrisdudley.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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CR Dudley @chrisdudley.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Don’t blame me I ain’t nothin’ but a big ape.
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CR Dudley @chrisdudley.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
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CR Dudley @chrisdudley.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I tried to watch cold shuffleboard because it’s in the Olympics. But, yeah, nah. It’s just shuffleboard, not even as close to being a sport as bocce ball. At least in bocce there might be a bad throw and somebody could get hit and suffer a bruise.
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CR Dudley @chrisdudley.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
I'm watching a bulldozer chase a rabbit.
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CR Dudley @chrisdudley.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
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CR Dudley @chrisdudley.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
We play Christmas movie roulette and pick em by their title, cheesier the better. Embrace the terrible and it’s a lot of fun.
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CR Dudley @chrisdudley.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
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CR Dudley @chrisdudley.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Do you support the executions of drug runners in international waters? If you do, would you support the summary executions of drug mules and drug dealers within the borders of the US? No need for a trial, evidence, anything. President Trump could just declare someone guilty and have them executed.
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CR Dudley @chrisdudley.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Megan Kelley and the rest of the Republicans forgiving pedophiles are doing it because offering up your children for SA is just the next step in showing fealty to the Cult leader. You see it in many cults from the early Mormon church, Scientology, etc...
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CR Dudley @chrisdudley.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
First they came for the Jews, Nick, but they didn’t stop there.
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CR Dudley @chrisdudley.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
To Trump admin folk and ICE pansies, if you fail: Es gibt immer Argentinien
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CR Dudley @chrisdudley.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
‘Es gibt immer Argentinien’
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CR Dudley @chrisdudley.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
It’s a disaster, a planned disaster. Instability and chaos are great for wannabe dictators.
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CR Dudley @chrisdudley.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Been a disciple since I was a toddler.
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CR Dudley @chrisdudley.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Thought this was a sandwich joke at first.
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CR Dudley @chrisdudley.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
The Democrat won.
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CR Dudley @chrisdudley.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Justice is defined by the powerful. In the US the people are rising against the forces of masked, armed, anonymous agents of the government and redefining justice of, by, and for the people.
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CR Dudley @chrisdudley.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Maybe she read a book?
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CR Dudley @chrisdudley.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Did she stumble on a book or something, read a bit?
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CR Dudley @chrisdudley.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
When I get AI I just start saying ‘human’ over and over.
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I yearn for a political party where not endorsing Mamdani while praising Dick Cheney gets you automatically booted out
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CR Dudley @chrisdudley.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
He's dead. The world is a better place.
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CR Dudley @chrisdudley.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Sho. Love The Schwarbarian but he's just in the Sho era.
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CR Dudley @chrisdudley.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Who? Lol.
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CR Dudley @chrisdudley.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Let me enjoy the Dodger win for a few minutes, please.
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CR Dudley @chrisdudley.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
The corporate D’s are just getting scared, hoping to reign in DS candidates.
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CR Dudley @chrisdudley.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
NAFTA, media consolidation, trade deals with China, Clinton in cahoots with GOPs lead to today, no doubt.
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CR Dudley @chrisdudley.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
The corporate D establishment is recognizing the threat posed by small d democratic policies.
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CR Dudley @chrisdudley.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Springer made his deal when he was an Astro and got his ring.
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CR Dudley @chrisdudley.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I’m a Dodger nutter. Losing to these Blue Jays would have been 1/10th the pain of losing to a team like the Yankees. You have a great team (except Springer. F all Trashtros).
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CR Dudley @chrisdudley.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
When I win the lottery I’m buying the ‘LA’ Angels and changing their name to the Anaheim True Devils. World Series dynasty team!
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CR Dudley @chrisdudley.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I was near heart failure.
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CR Dudley @chrisdudley.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Dave Roberts making terrible decisions and getting bailed out by his roster of fantastic players is an important part of the story.
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CR Dudley @chrisdudley.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Dave always gets bailed out by his bevy of fantastic players.
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CR Dudley @chrisdudley.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Great pitching beats great hitting.
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CR Dudley @chrisdudley.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Head first slide wins it.
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CR Dudley @chrisdudley.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Baseball!
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CR Dudley @chrisdudley.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
At least Vance is a wooden stick.
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CR Dudley @chrisdudley.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Hadn't thought of that. I was starting to think Johnson is in the files.
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CR Dudley @chrisdudley.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I can say it now, when the FOX crew all picked Toronto I knew we were gonna win.
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CR Dudley @chrisdudley.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
It was more fun stomping on the Yankees last year.
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StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
How to answer a loaded question. (This is Joe Neguse, Congressman for Colorado's 2nd District.)
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CR Dudley @chrisdudley.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Baseball is not the world's most popular sport. WTF?
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CR Dudley @chrisdudley.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
How baseball isn't the world's biggest sport is beyond me.
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CR Dudley @chrisdudley.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Starters were supposed to be Randy Johnson and Maddux:
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