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Chris Doll

@chrisdoll.bsky.social
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Husband, Dad, Hiker, Buckeye, Lover of puns.

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Chris Doll @chrisdoll.bsky.social · 1h
The President is a traitorous moron.
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Chris Doll @chrisdoll.bsky.social · 9h
OK, but what will he do in the upcoming election? That's really what's important. Will he hold Republicans accountable for enabling the President?
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Chris Doll @chrisdoll.bsky.social · 23h
He doesn't, and I'm pretty certain no one around him does either. Walz had to explain risk pools to JD during their debate bc the future VP had no idea.
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Chris Doll @chrisdoll.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
His hatred of dogs is both very weird and very telling.
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Chris Doll @chrisdoll.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I mean when even Jim Jordan thinks you're too toxic...yikes!
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Chris Doll @chrisdoll.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Pretty sure both of my kids returned from their 8th grade trips to DC.
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Chris Doll @chrisdoll.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You can even plot to steal an election...
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Chris Doll @chrisdoll.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Most of those are words, some even spelled correctly. What more do you want?
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Chris Doll @chrisdoll.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Rodgers goes straight to racism.
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Chris Doll @chrisdoll.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh wow
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Chris Doll @chrisdoll.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh my God...
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Chris Doll @chrisdoll.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don't think it's good that the Vice President's sugar daddy is a complete loon.
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Chris Doll @chrisdoll.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Do they get to work with this guy?
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Perry The Platypus Adjusts Fedora
Alt: Perry The Platypus Adjusts Fedora
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Chris Doll @chrisdoll.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ummmm....who was leaking top secret information on Signal?
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Chris Doll @chrisdoll.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I will die on the hill that JD is not particularly smart or clever. (or authentic)
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Chris Doll @chrisdoll.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I so rocked "Machines at Work" by Byron Barton.
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Chris Doll @chrisdoll.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Presented without comment
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Chris Doll @chrisdoll.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The woman in red is physically closest to him and quite clearly doesn't want to be. Make of that what you will.
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Chris Doll @chrisdoll.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thanks John Roberts
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Chris Doll @chrisdoll.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Among other things, I wonder if dude understands what "occasional" means? "There is an off chance that I may perchance read your work and if that happens, please ensure that your words will not offend me, or else!"
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Chris Doll @chrisdoll.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Collins's handlers:
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Homer Simpson's Classic D'oh Moment
Alt: Homer Simpson's Classic D'oh Moment
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Chris Doll @chrisdoll.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mike Johnson views the 9th Commandment as a suggestion.
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Chris Doll @chrisdoll.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There's always that one guy who takes volleyball just a bit too seriously....
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Chris Doll @chrisdoll.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And yet no one in the MSM will press JD about Yarvin, but every Democrat must answer for Hasan Piker.
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Chris Doll @chrisdoll.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can we test that theory?
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Chris Doll @chrisdoll.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not really pertinent, but I visited my son at Hiram College over the weekend. He showed me the library and on display were replicas of pamphlets from the 1880 campaign. The picture of Arthur on the cover of one looked remarkably like Nick Offerman from Death by Lightning.
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Chris Doll @chrisdoll.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
CBS trying to do reputation laundering in this "interview". www.cbsnews.com/news/samuel-...
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The Alito Court: A rare interview with the influential Supreme Court justice
Justice Samuel Alito discussed his opinion in the Dobbs decision overturning Roe v. Wade, the leaked draft and its aftermath, same-sex marriage rights and why he's not retiring yet.
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Chris Doll @chrisdoll.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'll never get over the fact that my Senator deliberately put the safety of Springfield residents in jeopardy.
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Chris Doll @chrisdoll.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🎵 If it weren't for bad faith, he'd have no faith at all ...🎵
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Chris Doll @chrisdoll.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Um, Vivek is a vegetarian...
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Chris Doll @chrisdoll.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"You thought my swing was embarrassing? Ha!"
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Chris Doll @chrisdoll.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
After leaving Harvard, Pompeo has known little else other than failure. And he keeps getting rewarded for it.
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Chris Doll @chrisdoll.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Great, my oldest is in Dublin so now I'm going to get frantic calls from my folks asking if he's ok.
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Chris Doll @chrisdoll.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jack Smith--
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Supereasy Barely An Inconvenience
ALT: Supereasy Barely An Inconvenience
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Chris Doll @chrisdoll.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Weird. I was reliably told that Ukraine had no cards to play.
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Chris Doll @chrisdoll.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ummmmm.....
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Donald Trump Walks Down Ramp
Alt: Donald Trump Walks Down Ramp
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Chris Doll @chrisdoll.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
JD probably....
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Bruno Kirby as Lt. Steven Hauk: 'I Know I'm Funny'
Alt: Bruno Kirby as Lt. Steven Hauk: 'I Know I'm Funny'
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Chris Doll @chrisdoll.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My wife, who is a children's librarian, is ready to take up arms.
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Chris Doll @chrisdoll.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We don't really talk about enough about the death of pride, at least among certain people. Or maybe Howie never had any?
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Chris Doll @chrisdoll.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"11-year-old drag queens"? I'm pretty sure JD and whatever weirdo staffer wrote his remarks are the only ones thinking about that.
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Chris Doll @chrisdoll.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So basically its going to fail spectacularly while doing a lot of damage along the way.
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Chris Doll @chrisdoll.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ok, but what's the nightmare?
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Chris Doll @chrisdoll.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Jimmy Carter turned me into a newt! I got better...
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Chris Doll @chrisdoll.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Now this is comedy.
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Chris Doll @chrisdoll.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Indeed. Their incompetence is our saving grace.
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Chris Doll @chrisdoll.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I loved her line about "knowing Midwestern sports " That had to hurt.
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Chris Doll @chrisdoll.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A man choosing to see a women's basketball game never crossed their minds.
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Chris Doll @chrisdoll.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Does Ted know how menus work?
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Chris Doll @chrisdoll.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
LOL! Quite a bit of shade thrown at Schmitt. I liked the line about "knowing my midwestern sports".
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Chris Doll @chrisdoll.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What is the thinking process that led him, and his advisers, to believe this was an effective defense?
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