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It's Chris!

@chrisd238.bsky.social
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he/him 🇳🇿 Head of Cursed Sentence Creation @ Poisoned Heavy Industrial Concern

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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 11h
I already know the voices are real but are the rest of you?
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 21h
The source material is open to interpretation.
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 21h
The fate of humanity rests on shinji nutting, preferably in his mum
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 21h
At least he looks like he's having fun again
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 23h
So how badly is he going to shit the bed (or wherever he is when he finds out) when ukr decommissions another refinery or two
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 23h
American tradition after a war is to make media about how what was done made the troops sad
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It feels fundamentally wrong to heart this in spite of it being correct
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I suspect this is what happens when cops provide medical care to the person shot immediately instead of waiting 20 minutes to call paramedics
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's just Gear, Metal Gear is my fathers name
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The line to jump overboard looks long af
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The fundamental problem of ai seems to be that it's impossible to know the output is correct without a human checking every part
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's the difference between offering a coin / playing card sized target vs offering your whole ass
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A 50,000 word exploration of why cat-boys are better than dog-girls was always going to be controversial
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Finding out grape shot isn't as tasty asit sounds
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Make sure that Charles doesn't
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Amazing he lived that long honestly
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'ts spelt soccor.
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Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Books are for going on a journey audio books are for being taken on a journey
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This isn't in the straight of whore moos so i don't see a problem
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tofucos for dinner yum!
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
TARDIS ass ark
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What limits is usbc coming up against?
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is this why they keep lashing out militarily? I know doing this would make me angry afterall
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
To mend amd defend!
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Doesn't he believe in tri-ism?
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Saudi sources are quoted as saying the soldiers are "very real"
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The breathless stream of reporting sourced to bibi was insane, insane to uncritically print anything he says
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Smart really, a german shepherd could take a kids arm at the shoulder best this fellas gonna manage is a finger
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I enjoyed the cheerful 'bong' from the car presumably indicating a bear attack
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Extremely easy to picture these two walking arm in arm and suddenly breaking into song about what a great city ny is
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I would pay money to see what elon thinks a strike plane should look like having ditched stealth
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Definitely enhances my ability to mow the lawns
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Optimistic to think there's going to be any missiles left
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pretty definitive evidence in the 5point vs 6point star drawing debate
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The international community: "Gaza? I don't even know 'er"
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I can't believe they did a tv series and left out Fast
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Maybe they need to increase their protein intake
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Rule of cool, hush up hater
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Medbed
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Machine guns on trucks, missiles on uncs, Yemen is wild
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This seems a good place to note my toddler calls crab claws "grabbers"
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This coulda been way mote brutal, give him the mutant french bulldog / googlyeye goldfish treatment
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ban diesel exports from texas
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I thought he got his hairline fixed
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cop was confused because the car is White
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You're on my list Mike. (of people who do excellent work and whom I'll subscribe to when i one day have money again q_q)
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Community note: Gregk's mum put her hands over her eyes causing her (in op's panicked terms) to 'disappear completely and never coming back'.
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This fucking narc, acab includes chase
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If cars are in the mix china bad, otherwise 🤷
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