Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 09/10/2026‘Palantir’s Tom Watson’ is the most literal, factual and concise of all the burns… 041
Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 05/10/2026These comments will tend to, ‘The paintings on my cave wall were a form of message board…’ 000
Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Not just a countryside scene, but a *classic* countryside scene. Textbook. 1150
Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Can you hold? I’ve got Nick Leeson on the other line… 000
Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Cox, not Rumsfeld. But I suppose if I hadn’t met Rumsfeld I wouldn’t not know about it… 000
Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Dad has days out in Wardley. ‘You’ll never guess who I saw the other day…’ 010
Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I should write shit down, coz…I’m sure I had a meeting with him. I grabbed and grappled with Mick McManus once, and a mate met Musk, but am sure I had a meeting with this fella… 120
Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 25/09/2026God, absolutely love them. Bangers galore, massive and tight as fuck. And Jake and Nathan 🔥. But, maaaan…it’s really just not the same without Jimi 💔 120
Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Ryanair congratulated us on paying for fast track, as we stood in a four hour queue. I think I might have been able to pre-book a half pipe of onboard Pringles, mind… 020
Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wrote this with AI, Coz that’s how little I value our relationship and the warmth of human connection. 010
Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I mean, he went to school with Tarby*…ho ho! *And John Lennon. 110
Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 15/09/2026“But as the tide turns, secrets surface and fear floods the decks; it isn’t long before those on land are all at sea too… “ Fuck me, I’m seasick just reading that… www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/...bbc.co.ukColin Morgan, Madeleine Mantock and Christian Cooke will lead Nightsleeper series 2 castRupert Penry-Jones, Ian McElhinney and Sally Lindsay also board the hit real-time thriller as it returns for a second series 000
Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I am SO TIRED of authentic podcast voices telling me how integral Wang Dang AI is to their art. Bring back jingles, n slogans to hawk yer potato waffles direct to my peepers and lugholes… #waffleyversatile 100
Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Don’t like calling people stupid, but…the broad (and slippery) shared definition of ‘working people’ and those who face significant inheritance tax are not…*checks notes*…the same people? 030
Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The notes do in fact go up (and down) quite a lot, to which both the soprano and bass trombone players at Brighouse can here attest. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TZj...youtube.com 010
Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Big fan. Our eldest (teen) whistles* the march Ravenswood, and has no idea what it is or why he does it… *vaguely in time, but with absolutely no sense that musical notes go up and down 110
Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Judgment and elegance aside, I thought Davey’s was rather lovely. 0130
Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Jeeves, I’ll take my leisure with Aunt Agatha’s crack pipe and the football phone ins my good man… 010