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Chris Condron

@chriscondron.bsky.social
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Doer of digital. CDO @UAL; trustee @edintfest. Previously @BBC @PA @ITV & @AOL, initially. Potty-mouthed, hill-loving, bad dad-dancer.

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Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yeh, but summer of 76. Flying ants…
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Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Been busy. Much ado in the Barclays?
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Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
‘Palantir’s Tom Watson’ is the most literal, factual and concise of all the burns…
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Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Iggy Slop?
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Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Two unrelated sequential posts…
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Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Try Face ID again is the new u ok hon?
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Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Careless people…
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Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ninety minutes of sheer hell?
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Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
These comments will tend to, ‘The paintings on my cave wall were a form of message board…’
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Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
East Fife four, Forfar…*five*
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Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Balls. I had a brief pint window…
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Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Greetings Professor Falken…
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Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Have we clarified the feature/bug question?
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Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not just a countryside scene, but a *classic* countryside scene. Textbook.
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Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yerrrrs, this is the stuff ❤️
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Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Can you hold? I’ve got Nick Leeson on the other line…
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Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That is ace 😍
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Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
*Swinton RLFC enters the chat*…
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Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cox, not Rumsfeld. But I suppose if I hadn’t met Rumsfeld I wouldn’t not know about it…
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Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dad has days out in Wardley. ‘You’ll never guess who I saw the other day…’
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Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Asterisk, my arse
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Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Different times…
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Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yeh, clocked that :(
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Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mood: not really here…
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Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I should write shit down, coz…I’m sure I had a meeting with him. I grabbed and grappled with Mick McManus once, and a mate met Musk, but am sure I had a meeting with this fella…
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Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
God, absolutely love them. Bangers galore, massive and tight as fuck. And Jake and Nathan 🔥. But, maaaan…it’s really just not the same without Jimi 💔
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Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Checks fixtures… Liverpool (a)
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Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Stop the clocks, cut off the telephone…
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Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He’ll wear one in court…
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Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ryanair congratulated us on paying for fast track, as we stood in a four hour queue. I think I might have been able to pre-book a half pipe of onboard Pringles, mind…
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Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Doves in London tomorrow 👍
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Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is 50% of the right answer
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Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Cool, cool, cool…
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Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dog dirt x
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Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wrote this with AI, Coz that’s how little I value our relationship and the warmth of human connection.
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Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I mean, he went to school with Tarby*…ho ho! *And John Lennon.
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Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Big Duke of Westminster Quote Energy
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Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Nah, that’s a milky waaaaay
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Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Roses are red, Are Violets edible?…
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Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ah Syed, more pong than ping.
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Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“But as the tide turns, secrets surface and fear floods the decks; it isn’t long before those on land are all at sea too… “ Fuck me, I’m seasick just reading that… www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/...
bbc.co.uk
Colin Morgan, Madeleine Mantock and Christian Cooke will lead Nightsleeper series 2 cast
Rupert Penry-Jones, Ian McElhinney and Sally Lindsay also board the hit real-time thriller as it returns for a second series
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Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Up for grabs now…
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Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I am SO TIRED of authentic podcast voices telling me how integral Wang Dang AI is to their art. Bring back jingles, n slogans to hawk yer potato waffles direct to my peepers and lugholes… #waffleyversatile
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Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
*Lord Reith is typing* …
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Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Don’t like calling people stupid, but…the broad (and slippery) shared definition of ‘working people’ and those who face significant inheritance tax are not…*checks notes*…the same people?
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Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The notes do in fact go up (and down) quite a lot, to which both the soprano and bass trombone players at Brighouse can here attest. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TZj...
youtube.com
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Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Big fan. Our eldest (teen) whistles* the march Ravenswood, and has no idea what it is or why he does it… *vaguely in time, but with absolutely no sense that musical notes go up and down
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Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Judgment and elegance aside, I thought Davey’s was rather lovely.
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Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Jeeves, I’ll take my leisure with Aunt Agatha’s crack pipe and the football phone ins my good man…
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Chris Condron @chriscondron.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Jack Grealish-shaped hole
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