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Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist

@chrisboresig.bsky.social
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👻 World’s first ghost behaviorist 😈 No pro nouns for me ⤴️ Next level Chode 👹 Trolls: Don’t Get Blocked. 🍅 #ghost #therapist #irategamer #chrisbores #parody

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Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Beware; she's on the prowl
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Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Chris Borch ooooooogly boogly
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Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
ScreScream cheese and Ghoulish Goulash! 😋
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Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Blobba Steve
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Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Goopy Jude is here. He is four hundred years past his due date. He is dead. Wonder how? He is a ghost. A ghost called Goopy Jude. And he. Is. Scare
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Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Bores-Einstein condensate
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Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
im stook in traffic
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Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Ghosts are real /ect
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Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Just got off the horn with Luigi's ghost, he said he's a man about 3 things. Feet, and tornados. And I think he said he murdered John Lennon.
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Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Scary bores frightens populous and Liberal spirits what happens next will shock you 👻 👻 😱 and
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Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Ow boo Ow boo
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Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Fuck all of you Bores has prevailed
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Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Fuck all of you Bores has prevailed
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Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
THEM GHOSTS KEEP GIVING ME SEPTUUUUUMS 😩 😩 😩 😩
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Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Look at this homie and you're telling me ghosts aren't really real what are you blind to the truth
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Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
I am on Better Help because its the only place I can contact ghosts without a license because there isnt a license for ghost therapy. Just cured a guy called Sadam Andler of ghost depression and ghost suicidal thoughts. I am save of spoony 👻 👻 🏥 💰 🍑 👻 🐐
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Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Junior league nouns are okay but PRO NOUNS are the walk agenda. I believe in the SLEEPY agenda thank you. Ghosts and googlies agree because they are transcendent and nobody else can talk to ghost but me so you have to believe me I'm the ghost master see look BOO see
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Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Good heavens! The ghost of Jesus Christ is here. He wants my face
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Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
The spirits woke me up 3 hours rarly They set my alarm for a ridiculous time! I got back to sleep then had a weird dream, then woke up to the Googly Woogly Ghost's signature calling card - ectoplasm in my pyjamas. This is spooky of boresian proportions.
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Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
I'd like to tell everyone to stop sanitising. You're killing all the bacteria and now all my ghost friends can't come out and play catch because they all have the flu. Meanies! Harrumph!
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Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Yes, my wife is Miss Bores. Do not mess with her or else I will get Danny Phantom to mug you. Nosferatu is real. Remember to sleep. Or else ... you'll be Woke.
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Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Stop calling me Piss Bores it's really hurting my feelings treat others how you want to be treated.
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Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Sorry for not posting yesterday. A phantom sent me to the void and there's no WiFi down there. I haven't seen a phantom that powerful since donkey's years.
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Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Found a cursed artifact in my attic. It was a tiny cursed Wooogo board. If is scary
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Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I found some ectoplasm in my wife's underwear while doing the laundry. What are the ghosts up to? I wonder if my wife is in danger. 👻
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Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Brian Homeless Gimbal. Innovator. Ai.
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Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
New constellation is forming according to the spirits. The ghost of Neil deGrass Tyson (@Niel Diegrass Tyson) told me that The North Star, Kappa Cassiopeiae, Vega, and HD 209458 are forming a new shape in the sky if you make lines between them. This is scary for the future of geometry.
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Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Man I can’t catch a break lately. The spiritual warfare I deal with coming at me is insane. They do not want me to do what I’m about to announce tomorrow!
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Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Just came down from an allergic reaction to some muffins. The ghosts must have put Lactoplasm in it. They know I'm allergic to Lactoplasm, those pranksters. Ho ho!
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Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I am Mushroom Chris. I am Chris Spores. Spread my spore
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Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Just plowed a huge ghost mommy from Stockport. Willy wonka
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Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Crikey. Just saw Slendrina in my attic. She was hitting a fat doobie then did the stanky leg. She's a scary lady. Gonna try and get her to quit smoking.
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Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
The fghost of Jimmy Carter revea his plas for a EW antiwkoe from the grave! 👻💬 You won’t believe whathins about the urrnt state of politics & culture. I am Chris Borrs ghost vehavirotdt and I'm his therapist now Woogoo board #JimmyCarter #Politics #Paranormal #GhostBehaviorist #Afterlife #Ghost
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Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Ugg, the demonic attacks against me have become next level. I got no sleep last night. I’ll have to do a video soon on what I’ve been dealing with. I think God is about to put me on the chessboard soon.
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Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Fan art by a true fan of Chris Bores Ghost Behaviorist. Always loved Super Marios brother… next make one of my favourite character, the yellow caterpillar..!
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Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
The spirit realm has been going bonkers this past week. Something big is coming.
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Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Fan Meetup ft The Loch Ness monster
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Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
been thinking a lot about bears lately.. If any cute ghost bears want to hit me up via spirit box or ouija board please do, or alternatively say ‘Chris Bores’ in the mirror three times with the lights off.
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Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Just saw a plane go overhead. Blooming chem trails. E by heck. Top secret aliens. Wow. Do not even touch . The mario is near and irate zgamer Uploads will b coming soon im dronk
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Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Just tried to eat some pasta when the Goblin from my cupboard came and tucked in to my food. I think it's very interesting watching the little guy eat. He uses his weiner as a fork.
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Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
New video on this horrorific thing coming soon. Irate gamer meets Chris Bires Ghost Behaviorist?!
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Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Alexa who is Chris Balls
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Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I am Christopher Bores, ghost therapist. If you are a ghost and need therapy, reach out via spirit box. I am waiting. Last night I talked to a defenstrated grandmother from Giggleswick. We made a lot of progress and I think I gave her a brand new outlook on life. Or whatever. Bores out.
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Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
boreshemian rhapsody
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Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Went to see Dave Chapelles stand up last night. My ears perked up when he eluded to knowing a bunch of people that are going to go down soon from the P. Diddy stuff. This was his first stop on his new tour. I’m pretty good at reading people and Dave definitely seemed rattled and off his game.
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