Altered Chris III @chrisbertolet.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I love these too. Granite Gas F7 (auto for funsies). 110
Altered Chris III @chrisbertolet.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Shocked her roots propagated the 1gal so fast! Had to transplant this morning. Left some rootball out and proud at the top per @rootsbelow.bsky.social and sowed clover under the straw mulch. 3102
Altered Chris III @chrisbertolet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The world said yes to them in 2017. Then the world said no to them, also in 2017. Now get ready to hear them as if they had never existed at all. 270
Altered Chris III @chrisbertolet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Staying busy w these. Should have the sex on the outside ones soon. Topping them tomorrow (settle down). 221
Altered Chris III @chrisbertolet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It’s transplant day and also OSEES day lfgggggggg 2121
Altered Chris III @chrisbertolet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Okay, guilt-free Kalshi: is this eleven day old seedling a male or female? Vibes only. I have no idea. 121
Altered Chris III @chrisbertolet.bsky.social · 23/09/20265 of 6 of these seeds germinated. Medium is half and half cold soil and FFOF. Will wind up potting up females to 1g of half FFOF and half living soil then the champ goes into the 15g pot to flower in pure living soil. I probably won’t need to feed these at all until the flip. Maybe once. LFG! 170
Altered Chris III @chrisbertolet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If you put this on my feed I am blocking you. I don’t care what reason you could possibly have. 020
Altered Chris III @chrisbertolet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026“Are you painting about a criminal conspiracy?” 020
Altered Chris III @chrisbertolet.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Lowers / popcorns in freezer, and these are drying :) 120
Altered Chris III @chrisbertolet.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Our friends started growing thus cactus when it was ten inches tall, ten years ago, and said goodbye to it today 030
Altered Chris III @chrisbertolet.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Day 53. Today’s intervention: sitting in tent door and telling her what a good job she has done. 1101
Altered Chris III @chrisbertolet.bsky.social · 25/08/2026If any little part of you is “American exceptionalist” this book will remedy that. What a beautiful outpouring. 241
Altered Chris III @chrisbertolet.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Here is Moe pointing at the precise location for today’s Mohs procedure 040
Altered Chris III @chrisbertolet.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Remember When to rend her The hue you seek is amber 1142
Altered Chris III @chrisbertolet.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Day 45! Nothing but metered water for the last 7 days when we were away. Senescence is everywhere now. Flowers filled in, greasy, not so porcupine-y anymore as pistils recede. Cruising to the finish. 10388
Altered Chris III @chrisbertolet.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Just me n a bunch of Majestics Canadians Gooses out here 41307
Altered Chris III @chrisbertolet.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Every YouTuber selling bottled nutrients would say this is a failing plant. It is emphatically not. 6545
Altered Chris III @chrisbertolet.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Day 29 update. Fade is everywhere now. Tops extremely frosty for what I think must be mid-bulk. Smell is fruity and funky. Still have 4 weeks or so left, give or take (not a commercial strain so no published flower duration). Sex Melon #2 x Chocolate Pie 2161
Altered Chris III @chrisbertolet.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Quote with a ridiculous movie you think people should watch 120
Altered Chris III @chrisbertolet.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Day 25 update: it’s the old bulk-n-fade move, saw it coming a mile away 040
Altered Chris III @chrisbertolet.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Billie Jean King when she became a minority owner of the dodgers and they cut out her tongue I guess 230
Altered Chris III @chrisbertolet.bsky.social · 21/07/2026High stakes move indoors requiring feats of strength and engineering to avoid catastrophic heat wave impact this week. She will ripen in here unless we get blessed with May temps in August and even then I’d prob balk at another relo to avoid stress. The sun has done its work. 0122
Altered Chris III @chrisbertolet.bsky.social · 19/07/2026does your god know insects grow in my pome 041
Altered Chris III @chrisbertolet.bsky.social · 17/07/2026See the difference between you and me is you think the ceramic mushroom had nothing to do with the development of this saprophyte and I know better 030
Altered Chris III @chrisbertolet.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Did a chop-and-drop on the other honey banana plant two days ago bc I couldn't manage its runaway hermies, and a mulched hunk of it already started re-vegetating in the pile. Good marker for the soil I hope. But will chop and drop this surviving mass too after enjoying it for a few days. 010
Altered Chris III @chrisbertolet.bsky.social · 11/07/2026she’s out in the mornings and then tucked away once it’s hot out 0143
Altered Chris III @chrisbertolet.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Day 3 of flower after 8 weeks veg! Large interior fans are already fading but I’m not defoliating anything yet. All I’ve taken is leaves touching mulch. Hands off. Light too dress yesterday, like, lagniappe. 140
Altered Chris III @chrisbertolet.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Honey Banana put things in park for a few weeks while it was cool but has started to bush up. Vacant pot is a rotting utopia and ready to feed whatever indoor photo project we settle on for ~ late Oct. 0233
Altered Chris III @chrisbertolet.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Working together with the mantis community 140
Altered Chris III @chrisbertolet.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Maybe I’ll just keep updating the thread for continuity because 1121
Altered Chris III @chrisbertolet.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Prob 1 million people + live in the yellow/red, largely same footprint as Eaton fire, just smoke blowing the opposite direction 010
Altered Chris III @chrisbertolet.bsky.social · 18/06/2026sex melon #2 x chocolate pie is the most promising and intriguing plant in the summer garden. Massive, thick cuticled leaves, and slow to lignify so it flops around adorably in the breeze. 020
Altered Chris III @chrisbertolet.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Dude put his snaggleteeth away then let me take his pic without objection #dog 1111
